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Due to a combination of several factors I have had to discontinue my work on the blog. I've had some nagging health issues (I am two weeks shy of turning 81.) and, like many Americans, I've been so overwhelmed by the <i>election of Donald Trumpft </i>to the Presidency of the U.S. that I've had a hard time focusing on anything else. Seriously, what the hell have we done? We'll be lucky if we get out of this without a nuclear war with Kim Jong Un and North Korea vs Donald Trumpth and us.<br />
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I'm aware that some of you may be supporters of the Orange Man, and that's okay so long as we still live in a democracy and can pretty much do as we please. (Let's hope the Orange Man and some of his more hardline supporters don't engineer a <i>coup, </i>and arrest the rest of us.)<br />
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Actually, the Trumpth presidency has provided some excellent fodder for the blog because it is soooo surrealistic. The President's love affair with Twitter is itself almost unbelievable. What is the PRESIDENT of the U.S. doing ranting on Twitter at 4 AM? He is so thin skinned that he goes of half-cocked over anything said about him that might be perceived as a negative.<br />
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Additionally, he put's his ignorance on display for the world to see because he doesn't know correct English. He frequently sounds like a 12-14 year-old and is so poorly informed about public policy and international affairs as to be an embarassment to the U.S.<br />
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I'm going to end this now because I don't want to change Bizarre Stuff into a political blog. There are too many of these out there already.<br />
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Would all of you who are still followers of Bizarre Stuff please reply with a yes, so I can ascertain how many blog readers we still have.<br />
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Thanks and Happy Halloween!<br />
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<br />The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-64077564019742798432016-08-22T15:44:00.001-05:002016-08-22T15:44:10.509-05:00Secession in Texas: Is It Possible?<a href="http://www.americanlibertyreport.com/articles/secession-in-texas-is-it-possible/#sthash.tDUf8ikb.cmfs">Texas has always been beset by a small, hardcore group of lunatics who latch on to any off-beat and stupid proposal. There is no question but that these lunatics will be supportive of any half-baked notion of seceding from the U.S. Fortunately, the vast majority of Texans (we'll call them the non-lunatics) will prevent any such action, recognizing that being a member of the Union is the best thing that has ever happened to Texas and is what makes the state so powerful and so livable (compared to Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia, for examples.) There are other examples, too numerous to mention here.</a><br /><br />
The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-83451155963838632802016-07-30T20:13:00.000-05:002016-07-30T20:13:07.277-05:00Flight Attendant Reacts To Plane FarterJuly 30, 2016<br />
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The struggle is very real.<br />
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Seriously. P<a href="http://metro.co.uk/2006/12/05/flight-grounded-by-farting-woman-454499/" target="_blank">lanes have been grounded over flatulence</a>.<br />
And, apparently, we do fart more on a flight. <a href="http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20141218-why-do-we-fart-more-on-planes" target="_blank">According to University of Copenhagen clinical professor Jacob Rosenberg</a>, it’s simple physics.<br />
The average person breaks wind 10 times a day when on the ground. In
the air, this is exacerbated by the drop in pressure in the air cabin.<br />
Also, it doesn’t help matters that everyone’s cooped up in a small space.<br />
So, spare a thought for one disgruntled passenger, for whom the
flatulence in rows 10 to 12 became so bad, she was forced to pass this
note, written on a napkin, to her flight attendant.<br />
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-17642659490088630802016-07-30T19:49:00.001-05:002016-07-30T19:49:07.065-05:00Ass Cancer?<img alt="My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger." class="post" id="img-tag" src="http://i.imgur.com/GwxKzDWl.png" />The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-76779709312858749432016-07-07T19:18:00.002-05:002016-07-07T19:23:32.036-05:00Sex Toy TownThe Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-59868740004996077452016-07-07T19:18:00.001-05:002016-07-07T19:23:06.065-05:00 Sex Toy Town<h1 class="headline" id="headline" itemprop="headline">
Proud to Live in a Town Called Dildo</h1>
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An
hour’s drive from the town of Cum By Chance, past Spread Eagle Island,
there is a large green traffic sign that often functions as its very
own destination: “Dildo,” the sign proclaims, with an arrow pointing
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The
idyllic fishing village of Dildo, Newfoundland, is home to about 1,200
people, most of whom refer to themselves quite proudly as Dildoians.
Where did the town get its name? The locals, eager to dispel misguided
notions about sex toys, offer a variety of theories — a 16th-century
Spanish sailor, maybe, or an archaic term for an oblong piece of
nautical gear.</div>
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fishing and whaling industries have defined Dildo society for
centuries, and the town celebrates them with an annual waterfront
festival known as Dildo Days (July 27-31 this year). A flotilla of boats
circles the bay, led by a wooden statue of a certain Capt. Dildo in a
rain slicker painted bright yellow. Souvenir-hunting visitors can
purchase commemorative apparel, but be forewarned: The “I Survived Dildo
Days” T-shirts sell out fast.</div>
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few Dildoians have had second thoughts over the years. A local
electrician even started a public campaign in 1990 to have the town
rechristened. But he was forced to drop the effort after a wave of
harassment from residents who were offended by anyone’s taking offense
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Dildoians can count themselves lucky. At least they do not live just a
bit farther up the Newfoundland coast — on Ass Rock.</div>
The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-4082637541339659632016-05-18T17:18:00.001-05:002016-05-18T17:18:19.085-05:00Turtles' Escape U.S. to Canada
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-3902797674296601772016-05-16T20:50:00.000-05:002016-05-16T20:50:02.709-05:00Blog Owner's PostMay 16, 2016<br />
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My apologies to my loyal fans and readers of BizarreStuff. Due to a series of medical maladies I have been unable to post bizarre stories and events for two months. Unfortunately, membership declined during my absence, by almost 30 individuals. Hopefully, they will return once they learn BizarreStuff is back in business. If you know anyone who left during this period, or any new friends you think night be interested, please inform them that Bizarrestuff is back and promises to be even more bizarre, beginning with today's post about an unfortunate runner with a bowel problem.<br />
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A man, running in a competitive race, lost control of his bowels and began shitting his shorts as he ran on. Seemingly indifferent to his malady he passed in front of a crowd of people who were stunned by the sight. It is not known if the man completed the race and if so, if he won.<br />
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Gator's not on the menu at Wendy's but it did show up inside at least one location recently. Last October a Florida man with a vendetta threw a three-and-a-half foot long alligator through the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant just east of Palm Beach. Yesterday, 23-year-old Joshua James was arrested at his home for the incident, which was documented by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. According to police records, he was changed with second degree petty theft (of the reptile, which he had picked up off the side of the road earlier that day), possession and injury of an alligator, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He's being held on a $3,000 bond.<br /><br />The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-68154859454704324152015-12-18T21:03:00.000-06:002015-12-18T21:03:03.923-06:00SUCKED INTO JET ENGINE<div class="el__leafmedia el__leafmedia--sourced-paragraph">
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An engineer at Mumbai airport died after being sucked into the engine of an Air India plane, the company said.</div>
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deadly incident happened late Wednesday as the Airbus A319 was being
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-9291133714231986292015-12-09T15:59:00.001-06:002015-12-09T15:59:31.023-06:00Attempted Red Beer MurderHAMILTON – A Hamilton man who shot his neighbor and killed his dog over a disagreement on the ingredients of “red beer” will spend the next 20 years in prison.<br />
Monte Leon Hanson, 60, was sentenced Thursday on a charge of attempted deliberate homicide and a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty. Hanson had pleaded guilty to the charges as part of an agreement that included the 20-year prison term.<br />
On Thursday, Ravalli County District Judge James Haynes tacked on an extra 10 years suspended after noting Hanson’s apparent lack of remorse, documented by the fact that he told another inmate he would do it again if given the chance.<br />
The judge ordered that Hanson not be considered for parole unless the parole board can be certain that he’s not a danger to the public and that he is fully compliant with mental health recommendations, said Deputy Ravalli County Attorney Angela Wetzsteon.<br />
“That was my concern, too,” Wetzsteon said. “He wouldn’t disclose his mental health information to us. Without that, we can’t be sure that he’s not a danger to the community. Until we know that for certain, I don’t think he should be paroled at all.”<br />
Hanson was arrested in May not far from the Hamilton apartment building where he shot his 29-year-old neighbor, Joe Lewis.<br />
Court records said Lewis was working as a bartender at the Rainbow Bar on the night of May 9 when Hanson came in and ordered a “red beer” about 10 p.m.<br />
No long after that, Hanson became angry when he discovered that Lewis had used Clamato instead of tomato juice to make his drink. Hanson said it was against his religion, Judaism, to drink Clamato.<br />
Four hours later, Lewis arrived home. He went inside his apartment and picked up his dog, Jackson, to carry it outside. The dog recently had a toe removed and couldn’t get around very well.<br />
Lewis was still holding his dog when Hanson started shooting.<br />
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-85635560046904565502015-11-09T16:27:00.001-06:002015-11-09T16:27:13.150-06:002,186 Sheep Smell-up airplane<div class="canvas-text Mb(1.0em) Mb(0)--sm Mt(0.8em)--sm canvas-atom" data-reactid=".ud5dv9lnnk.0.2.4.0.0.$Col1-0-ContentCanvasProxy.$Col1-0-ContentCanvas.1.4.0:$2" data-type="text" style="color: #26282a; font-family: Georgia, Times, serif; font-size: 18px; letter-spacing: 0.01em; margin-bottom: 1em;">
Well, this is one for the record books: flatulent sheep forced a cargo plane to make an emergency landing this week.</div>
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A <a href="http://avherald.com/h?article=48e6ef9c&opt=0" rel="nofollow" style="color: #33abff; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Singapore Airlines Boeing 747-400</a> freighter plane traveling from Sydney to Kuala Lumpur had 2,186 sheep on board, and the combined stench of their “exhaust fumes” and manure set off the smoke alarm.</div>
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The crew, thinking the alarm was due to, you know, fire, quickly diverted to Bali and made an emergency landing. Of course, when emergency services boarded, they didn’t find any fire or smoke — but they did find the natural emissions of 2,000 sheep. Two and a half hours later, the herd and the crew were on their way again. </div>
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<span style="font-weight: 700;"><i>Related: <a href="https://www.yahoo.com/travel/airplane-noises-that-should-and-shouldnt-freak-190555622.html" style="color: #33abff; text-decoration: none;">Airplane Noises That Should (and Shouldn’t) Freak You Out</a></i></span></div>
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This isn’t the first time animals have wreaked their own special brand of havoc on a Singapore Airlines plane. In August, another aircraft was carrying <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/farting-goats-force-plane-make-6765953" rel="nofollow" style="color: #33abff; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">a flock of storks</a> from Istanbul to Singapore, and soon after takeoff, the birds pecked a hole in the nose of the plane.</div>
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<span style="letter-spacing: 0.01em;">In the case of the sheep, the hoofers didn’t cause any damage. Apparently though, bloat and flatulence are</span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.01em;"> </span><a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/farting-goats-force-plane-make-6765953" rel="nofollow" style="color: #33abff; letter-spacing: 0.01em; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">common occurrences</a><span style="letter-spacing: 0.01em;"> </span><span style="letter-spacing: 0.01em;">when animals like cattle, sheep, and sheep are under stress.</span></div>
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Now we’ve heard everything. Thank goodness we didn’t have to smell it.</div>
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-71556162371829211962015-11-04T14:33:00.001-06:002015-11-04T14:33:12.178-06:00Fish Attack<strong>Girlfriend assaults man with mounted sailfish during spat</strong><br />
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Girlfriend assaults man with mounted sailfish during spat Photo: Andy Newman, AP Updated 1:41 pm, Monday, November 2, 2015 WHITEHALL, Mich. (AP) — A 61-year-old western Michigan man has been injured after his girlfriend slugged and poked him with a mounted sailfish during an argument. WOOD-TV reports (<a href="http://bit.ly/1PeiiY7">http://bit.ly/1PeiiY7</a> ) that the man was sketching the fish early Sunday morning in his Whitehall home, northwest of Grand Rapids. Police say his 58-year-old girlfriend became angry and moved the <a href="https://apple.news/AG0OIao5OTSybpkhzke7C5w">Read the full story</a><br />
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-14068958005704728502015-11-04T14:30:00.002-06:002015-11-05T15:51:26.437-06:00Fish AttackWHITEHALL, Mich. (AP) — A 61-year-old western Michigan man has been
injured after his girlfriend slugged and poked him with a mounted
sailfish during an argument.<br />
WOOD-TV reports (<a href="http://bit.ly/1PeiiY7">http://bit.ly/1PeiiY7</a> ) that the man was sketching the fish early Sunday morning in his Whitehall home, northwest of Grand Rapids.<br />
Police say his 58-year-old girlfriend became angry and moved the fish
which fell and broke. She blamed the man for the damage and hit him on
the head with the fish. His hand also was cut by the sailfish's
sword-like bill.<br />
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The couple had been drinking and no arrests were made. Police say Muskegon County prosecutors will review the case.<br />
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-2667630377194348692015-10-26T12:27:00.002-05:002015-10-26T12:27:44.958-05:00British Manure Remover Sentenced for Sexually Abusing Horse<div class="story-body__introduction">
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A married father-of-three has been jailed for 14 months after he admitted sexually assaulting a horse.</div>
Alan Blackman, was arrested after the animal was found injured at stables in Norfolk, in August.<br />
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the discovery of the horse, Norfolk Police circulated several CCTV
images of a man arriving at the stables in Redenhall.<br />
The 31-year-old removals man had protested his innocence after seeing the appeal.<br />
But
he later admitted the attack, which police said lasted more than an
hour, as well as trespass with intent to commit a sexual offence.<br />
The horse was treated for internal injuries and police said it would need further surgery.<br />
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Blackman's wife, Sarah, 25, sat in the public gallery as Norwich Crown Court heard he had filmed himself abusing the horse.<br />
Judge
Katharine Moore told him: "You recorded this possibly because it was
something you yourself might watch again or because it was something you
might want others to watch.<br />
"Unfortunately as a result of your actions, the horse sustained injuries."<br />
Blackman
said he was high on cocaine and amphetamines and could not remember the
attack. He had also consumed large amounts of alcohol.<br />
CCTV footage showed him fetching containers to stand on in an attempt to have full sex with the animal.<br />
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after sentencing, Det Sgt Alison Clabon said: "This was a shocking
attack, which was not only distressing for the horse, but for the owners
too. <br />
"Blackman targeted a defenceless animal causing serious
injuries, which is particularly harrowing. No-one or no animal deserves
to endure this kind of attack. <br />
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"Crimes such as this are very rare
and today's sentencing will hopefully send out a strong message that
this sort of criminality will not be tolerated and the justice system
will come down hard on those who feel they can get away with such a
horrifying crime."<br />
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Blackman<br />The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-5372609205942759752015-09-08T16:15:00.002-05:002015-09-08T16:15:36.824-05:00Graywolf Temporarily SidelinedTo all my loyal followers on Bizarre Stuff, I have not posted for some while because I had a probable malignant tumor in my bladder. Fortunately, it was successfully removed by surgery and all appears to be well.<br />
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Thank you for your kind thoughts, if you had any. And, I got to keep the vagina gun.<br />
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-7378369254342478592015-09-08T15:53:00.000-05:002015-09-08T15:53:22.601-05:00Who Needs a Holster? Just Use Ashley's Vagina.WACO, Texas – Officers searching a woman after a traffic stop found a fully-loaded pistol in her vagina, Waco police said.<br />
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before 11 p.m. Monday, officers stopped a 1998 Toyota Land Rover at
15th and Blair in north Waco for a traffic violation. During the stop,
officers discovered the driver of the vehicle, Gabriel Garcia, 30, who <br />
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further search of the car allegedly uncovered another 29.5 grams of meth
and weighing scales in the purse of the female passenger, Ashley
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Because the traffic stop occurred within
1,000 feet of an elementary school, both Garcia and Castaneda were
arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine in a drug-free
zone, Waco police Sgt. Patrick Swanton said.<br />
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While
Castaneda was being transported to jail, she told an officer she had
concealed a handgun in her vagina. Officers immediately stopped and a
female officer searched the suspect, finding a loaded Smith and Wesson
.22-caliber pistol with a round chambered in her vagina.<br />
The weapon was taken into evidence and Castaneda was also charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon.<br />
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Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road.</div>
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Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott.</div>
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Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher.</div>
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Above: Bovine eyeball from Tilbott’s rectum. A total of 30 were found. Image Source: <em style="box-sizing: border-box; color: #aaaaaa;">Casper Police Department</em></div>
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“Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.”</div>
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Tilbott explained his actions: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.”</div>
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Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months.</div>
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“I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”</div>
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Tilbott was arrested for driving under the influence, his BAC two times higher than the legal limit, plus he was in possession of several large carving knives possibly stolen from the meat packing plant, but Tilbott has not been charged with theft as police need to further investigate to determine who the knives belong to.</div>
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Police are also unsure whether to charge Tilbott with theft for the bovine eyeballs. They are waiting to talk with Tilbott’s employer first.</div>
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-78986954577726620992015-07-10T17:10:00.000-05:002015-07-10T17:15:13.860-05:00The Most Unfortunate Sports Wardrobe Malfunctions You Have To See!
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Colombian Women’s Cycling Team
Probably the worst wardrobe malfunction we could imagine. The poor girls on the Colombian women’s cycling team had to wear this unfortunate getup when they were competing in 2014 race in Italy. Sadly for the women on the team, the designer who created the horrific outfits thought it made total sense to create a flesh-colored section across their lower torso and upper legs.The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-57347636919687314972015-06-28T14:21:00.000-05:002015-06-28T14:21:39.137-05:00World's Biggest Boob Implants28 June, 2015
Mayra Hills, also known as the adult model Beshine, has the biggest implants ever. Her boobs are officially measured at 32Z, which is unfathomable for a woman of her frame. She uses her "honkers" for fame and money. While she may be young right now, she will most likely have these headlamps <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKS_dzSSaJBul_V2rwtNwqQvCVKD8aP-bCQ8R9VPDHP-iRszJujQ3RgHbuDqgcx8m5JStx1qHaEw0qJQfXRDQoxW6oPReJwvIhy8J3CGkp188sC1rix0GDWXRC1WEjhf25eieQh2b5BQzr/s1600/Boobs+huge.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKS_dzSSaJBul_V2rwtNwqQvCVKD8aP-bCQ8R9VPDHP-iRszJujQ3RgHbuDqgcx8m5JStx1qHaEw0qJQfXRDQoxW6oPReJwvIhy8J3CGkp188sC1rix0GDWXRC1WEjhf25eieQh2b5BQzr/s320/Boobs+huge.jpg" /></a></div>removed when she gets to the age of 40. All that weight will be bad for her back, after all.
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The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-42831574514509708772015-06-28T13:40:00.000-05:002015-06-28T13:40:51.114-05:00Porcupine Spoils Python's DinnerJune 28, 2015
Porcupine spoils python's dinner.
An overly ambitious or extremely hungry python made the mistake of swallowing a porcupine whole. This is how pythons eat. They squeeze their prey to death and then swallow the entire carcass. The porcupine's quills made mincemeat of the python's digestive tract, resulting in the death of both animals.
Porcupine quills have very little nutritional value so the snake might have starved anyway, following a huge case of heartburn.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt2Xn9x3mCcHkP-MtigJv8rc5T_2P0f3Rr74jzPOo_mhpwouENciU4_Y0LAv_qeCzf2P_peGBY6mcZ9mz8WGbkriBr8F_FwgFTE35yY1XN_7jTfKNoTnxhkSS-ksacySayVJHMcY_XTjmW/s1600/python-porcupine.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgt2Xn9x3mCcHkP-MtigJv8rc5T_2P0f3Rr74jzPOo_mhpwouENciU4_Y0LAv_qeCzf2P_peGBY6mcZ9mz8WGbkriBr8F_FwgFTE35yY1XN_7jTfKNoTnxhkSS-ksacySayVJHMcY_XTjmW/s320/python-porcupine.jpg" /></a></div>The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-4189304013572657432015-06-24T15:44:00.000-05:002015-07-01T19:44:10.569-05:00Cop Dies During 3-way Sex - Wife Wins $3M Lawsuit<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy94GagdahKEBGa_HzuGQbWLxBuuOPLW2sYu4vsQ0ZbewFY_kwRdaasdQ8ZSQcc1fh257dCkcdGYM4AJ1TAI4pRxeAn7X5JfblVdKk1_yx2I6OKKQJq3EDMBcMy2MPWQLoab92I0y0uyly/s1600/Dead+cowboy.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiy94GagdahKEBGa_HzuGQbWLxBuuOPLW2sYu4vsQ0ZbewFY_kwRdaasdQ8ZSQcc1fh257dCkcdGYM4AJ1TAI4pRxeAn7X5JfblVdKk1_yx2I6OKKQJq3EDMBcMy2MPWQLoab92I0y0uyly/s320/Dead+cowboy.jpg" /></a>
By Douglas Stanglin, USA TODAY
Updated 2012-06-11 3:10 PM
A jury has awarded a Georgia woman $3 million over her husband's heart attack, finding that his doctor should have warned the Atlanta cop against strenuous activity like the three-way sex he was having at the time he died, WXIA-TV reports.
William Martinez, a 31-year-old Atlanta police officer, collapsed and died while he and a male friend were having sex with a woman who was not his wife at an Atlanta airport motel in 2009.
The jury on Friday found that Dr. Sreenivasulu Gangasani and the Cardiovascular Group were 60% to blame for Martinez's death from atheroschlerotic coronary artery disease, agreeing with the plaintiff that the doctor did not properly diagnose and treat Martinez for high blood pressure, chest pains, shortness of breath and irregular heartbeat.
They also charged that Gangasani did not warn Martinez to avoid strenuous physical activity until more tests could be done.
"The type of sex that he was engaged in is the type that's totally unacceptable to our community," said Martinez family attorney Rod Edmond on Friday. "But the fact of the matter is this man could have died running on the treadmill, running after a criminal."
Last week, a Gwinnett County jury agreed, finding Gangasani "negligent." But their verdict form also found William Martinez 40% responsible for his own death.
That shared responsibility reduced the award to his widow from $5 million to $3 million, WXIA-TV reports.
Gangasani's attorney says the doctor intends to appeal the verdict.The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-42765865523197171542015-04-08T11:34:00.000-05:002015-04-08T11:34:56.466-05:00Idiot Survived Sydney to London Trip in a Box<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibm_N7nYmWik_KkJgEXEyWU_qBN2s1tLJoJ1puY_hIt5N63s1l9r8-FP0BbLCTmCka27s4zxd5_qNBS0c7LK5hdUhoQ7B4o0Dk7Xb3S_Wo0pLVzxpYZIPEblGK6azeMIcEijxTm02q2EIk/s1600/Brit+in+a+box.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibm_N7nYmWik_KkJgEXEyWU_qBN2s1tLJoJ1puY_hIt5N63s1l9r8-FP0BbLCTmCka27s4zxd5_qNBS0c7LK5hdUhoQ7B4o0Dk7Xb3S_Wo0pLVzxpYZIPEblGK6azeMIcEijxTm02q2EIk/s200/Brit+in+a+box.jpg" /></a></div>
The copycat who nearly died air-mailing himself home
By Jason Caffrey BBC World Service
7 April 2015
Last month the Magazine wrote about Reg Spiers, who posted himself from London to Australia in a box in 1964. Spiers inspired another stowaway, Welshman Brian Robson, whose journey in the opposite direction was less successful - he was lucky to survive.
"Australia was a complete shock to my system," says Brian Robson. "I found it very difficult, and thought from the moment I got there I wanted to get out as quickly as possible."
But he couldn't just buy a ticket home - he had arrived in Australia in late 1964 on an assisted immigration programme which committed him to spending two years in the country. His travel costs had been paid for by the Australian government, and he wouldn't be able to get a passport to legally leave the country until he had done his time.
He took a "boring and lonely" job as a railway ticket clerk, which left him feeling isolated. And despite having some relatives in Australia, he was homesick and desperate to return home.
So when a relative who was sailing to the UK suggested Robson stow away on his ship, he decided to try his luck.
He used a visitor's pass to get on board, and stayed on the boat until it sailed. But the plan unravelled just hours into the voyage when Robson became violently seasick, and he was taken to the vessel's medical bay by one of the crew. His subterfuge was soon discovered, and he was put off the ship in New Zealand.
With little choice but to accept financial help from another relative in Australia, Robson flew back to Sydney, where he read about the exploits of Reg Spiers. Inspired by Spiers's trip from London to Perth in a wooden crate, Robson decided he would send himself in the opposite direction using the same method.
"From the moment I read it in the newspaper I convinced myself I had no choice," says Robson. "That's what I had to do."
He made his way to Melbourne where he persuaded two friends to help him realise his plan. "At first they said I was completely mad. I spent maybe a week persuading them and they agreed to do it."
The next step was to approach the airline, Qantas. Robson needed to check what size of crate he could air-freight back to the UK, and if, like Spiers, he could send himself cash-on-delivery. Then he went to a builders' merchant and bought the crate he would travel in - a wooden box measuring 30 x 26 x 38 inches (76 x 66 x 96cm).
"I had the crate delivered to the back of the building where I was living, and left it there for a couple of days while we planned the next stage."
I couldn't stretch my legs and I couldn't turn around - I was more or less stuck in that position
Robson wanted to convince Qantas the crate was carrying a computer being shipped back to the UK for maintenance and servicing.
"One of my mates produced an invoice at work on company documents. I took it to Qantas personally, and checked I could send the crate directly by the quickest route, which was about 36 hours," he says.
"I told them we had to make arrangements for it to be collected in London, so wanted the precise flight number."
Confident that his plan would work, Robson decided on a departure date and set about preparing for the journey. The crate was strengthened and fitted with a rope harness to hold him in place. One side of the box was nailed shut by Robson himself from the inside.
"I had a pair of pliers which I could use to pull the nails out on arrival in London."
With less generous proportions than the box Reg Spiers had built for himself, Robson had far less room for manoeuvre, and it was all the more cramped because he put a large suitcase into the crate as well.
"I could fit in there OK as long as I sat down with my knees pressed up in my chest. My back was to the suitcase. It was quite large, which obviously reduced my movements inside even more.
"I couldn't stretch my legs and I couldn't turn around," he says. "I was more or less stuck in that position, which at first was quite comfy but later proved not so sensible."
Brian Robson (left) arrived back in London in May 1965
Robson packed two pillows into the crate, as well as a torch and two bottles - one for water and one for urine. The first leg of his journey, from Melbourne to Sydney, went smoothly. But from there his plan started to go badly wrong.
"They left me on the tarmac, but I was dumped upside down. I was strapped in standing on my head. I tried to turn around but there wasn't enough space, it was impossible.
"It becomes painful very quickly, throbbing in your neck and the top of your head. Your neck is taking all the weight so it becomes excruciatingly painful. The blood is rushing to your head. You get blackouts. I was in serious pain."
Robson spent 22 punishing hours upside down in his crate, but was never tempted to reveal himself. "It was London or die - that's how serious I felt about it."
I had difficulty breathing and I started to get pain in my elbows and knees
Eventually, much to his relief, the crate was turned upright again and loaded on to another aircraft. Airborne once more, Robson thought nothing would now stop him from getting back home.
But what he didn't know was that the Qantas flight he thought he would travel on was full, so the airline instead loaded him onto a Pan American aircraft which would take a much slower route back to the UK. Robson was travelling in a hold that wasn't heated, and as the journey continued his situation became increasingly serious.
"I had difficulty breathing," he says, "and I started to get pain in my elbows and knees. Slowly, just about every joint in my body started aching. They were swelling - my ankles were swelling really badly."
Robson's "thinking went haywire". He slipped in and out of consciousness, tormented by a nightmare in which he was thrown out of the aircraft mid-flight. "It sounds crazy when you think about it now. But I spent some really terrifying hours."
His aircraft finally touched down and he was taken, still in his crate, out of the hold to a freight shed. Thinking he must be back in the UK, he tried to check the time and date on his watch. But still in extreme pain, and barely able to move, he first needed his torch, clipped to the inside of the crate only 20cm in front of him.
"I got hold of that torch and turned it on, but then I dropped it. There was no way I could pick it up," says Robson, "I just couldn't do any more. The torch was at the bottom of the crate, turned on."
A freight handler, Gary Hatch, spotted the light shining out through a gap between the crate's wooden boards. He decided to investigate and managed to work open a hole in the box.
Robson's rescuer, Gary Hatch poses inside the crate with his suitcase
When he peered inside, he was shocked to see what he thought was a dead body inside. Robson couldn't speak or move and was unable to signal that he was alive. Hatch promptly disappeared, returning a short while later with a large cohort of customs officers, doctors and police.
After a heated debate about the crate's legal status, they decided to break it open. Robson's ordeal was over. After eight months he had escaped Australia - but he wasn't in London. The startled officials spoke with American accents. Robson was in Los Angeles.
"It took three or four of them to take me out of the crate, and as they laid me on my back my legs stayed in the same position as when I was sitting in the crate. They forced my legs down, and my body came up.
It was a pretty dangerous thing, but did I ever think of giving up? Absolutely not
"Of course, between them they held me down and straightened my legs. And then they took me to hospital."
Media interest in Robson's story was huge, and he even did some television interviews while he was recovering in hospital, telling reporters it felt "terrible" to be shipped by crate. As he recovered his voice he was able to explain to the FBI that he had not been kidnapped, and was not a spy, but simply a homesick Welshman trying to get back to the UK.
The question remained what to do with Robson. Although he was in the US illegally, the American authorities decided not to press charges. But responsibility for stowaways lies with the company that carries them - in this case the unwitting Pan American. The airline could have sent Robson back to Australia, but, perhaps keen to ride the wave of positive publicity around his escapade, it decided instead to send him to London - first class.
All told, Robson had spent four days folded inside his crate. He had been lucky to survive, and he fears he could easily have frozen to death had he been loaded on to the final leg from Los Angeles to London, which would have flown over the northern ice cap.
"I am 70 years old now," he says. "On reflection, kids don't think straight. I think most teenagers, youth of those days and certainly of these, make their mind up to do something and don't think of the consequences.
"It was a pretty dangerous thing, but did I ever think of giving up? Absolutely not, that was the last thing that went through my mind."
For a while Robson enjoyed his new-found celebrity, before leaving his home city of Cardiff to set up a string of retail businesses. He's written a film script of his adventure, which he hopes might yet be picked up by a production company, and he's even been back to Australia for a holiday.
"At that time there were no computers and you didn't need a visa for Australia. So I don't think anybody knew I was there."
The Graywolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06793895231375938530noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2881392315625765790.post-27942171039647931152015-03-29T12:51:00.000-05:002015-03-29T12:51:59.117-05:00Bungled BurglaryMarch 29, 2015
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A Texas burglar was foiled by his own stupidity and a cool, female homeowner who confronted him in the act, causing him to run away. But he didn't get far, as he was collared by police only a couple of blocks from the crime scene. He was identified for police by the female homeowner, arrested and taken to jail.
When confronted by the homeowner inside her home, the perp claimed he was trying to alert her to the burglary by someone else<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8yKwvIW4c2-4gBx_QJp2A3S703Rb5Lqk3ywSnwShbzsZBBbyOQh2J4PjW2_SlRX2OR11f54J83byEvmItW38HGAaYnrdpo7F5Jov1IlSax1spd6OXoOvd-tpqTaPPYCCnV5j-IQtP69Zr/s1600/Burglar.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8yKwvIW4c2-4gBx_QJp2A3S703Rb5Lqk3ywSnwShbzsZBBbyOQh2J4PjW2_SlRX2OR11f54J83byEvmItW38HGAaYnrdpo7F5Jov1IlSax1spd6OXoOvd-tpqTaPPYCCnV5j-IQtP69Zr/s320/Burglar.jpg" /></a></div>, but had left his own phone inside the house. Just then, his phone began to ring, from his own pocket.
The perpetrator then fled on foot, leaving a trail of dropped or discarded items stolen from the home. The victim locked the door behind him and called 911.
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