Sunday, July 12, 2009

Will Giant Earthworm Destroy Farming in Palouse Region of Washington and Idaho?



Searchers shovel Northwest dirt seeking giant worm

Jul 12 2009



NICHOLAS K. GERANIOS - Associated Press Writer


In the above photo, taken in 2005, a small specimen of the giant earthworm, which reportedly reached lengths of up to 3 feet in the 1890s. In the photo on the left, made Tuesday, July 7, 2009, Joanna Blaszczak, a student at Cornell University, wires up an electric probe at a worm research test site at a University of Idaho research farm in Moscow, Idaho.

The giant Palouse earthworm has taken on mythic qualities in this vast agricultural region that stretches from eastern Washington into the Idaho panhandle _ its very name evoking the fictional sandworms from "Dune" or those vicious creatures from the movie "Tremors."

The worm is said to secrete a lily-like smell when handled, spit at predators, and live in burrows 15 feet deep. There have been only a handful of sightings.

But scientists hope to change that this summer with researchers scouring the Palouse region in hopes of finding more of the giant earthworms. Conservationists also want the Obama administration to protect the worm as an endangered species, even though little research has been done on it.

The worm may be elusive, but there's no doubt it exists, said Jodi Johnson-Maynard, a University of Idaho professor who is leading the search for the worm. To prove it, she pulled out a glass tube containing the preserved remains of a fat, milky-white worm. One of Johnson-Maynard's graduate students found this specimen in 2005, and it is the only confirmed example of the species.

The worm in the tube is about 6 inches long, well short of the 3 feet that early observers of the worms in the late 1890s described. Documented collections of the species, known locally as GPE, have occurred only in 1978, 1988, 1990 and 2005.

The farmers who work the rich soil of the Palouse _ 2 million acres of rolling wheat fields near the Idaho-Washington border south of Spokane _ also have had little experience with the worm.

Johnson-Maynard and her team of worm hunters are working this summer at a university research farm and using three different methods to try and find a living worm.

One involves just digging a hole and sifting the soil through a strainer, looking for any worms that can be studied.

The second involves old-fashioned chemical warfare, pouring a liquid solution of vinegar and mustard onto the ground, irritating worms until they come to the surface.

The third method is new to this search, using electricity to shock worms to the surface.

"The electro shocker is pretty cool," said Joanna Blaszczak, a student at Cornell who is spending her summer working to find the worm alongside Shan Xu, a graduate student from Chengdu, China, and support scientist Karl Umiker.

The shocker can deliver up to 480 volts. That makes it dangerous to touch, and it could potentially fry a specimen.

On a recent day, Umiker drove eight 3-foot-long metal rods into the ground in a small circle and connected them to batteries. Then he flipped the switches. The only sound for several minutes was the hum of a cooling fan.

"I'm kind of bummed we haven't seen anything yet," Umiker said.

Eventually, a small rust-colored worm dug its way to the surface. It was not a GPE, but it was collected for study anyway.

The GPE was described as common in the Palouse in the 1890s, according to an 1897 article in The American Naturalist by Frank Smith. Smith's work was based on four samples sent to him by R.W. Doane of Washington State University in nearby Pullman.

Massive agricultural development soon consumed nearly all of the unique Palouse Prairie _ a seemingly endless ocean of steep, silty dunes _ and appeared to deal a fatal blow to the worm.

They were considered extinct when Idaho graduate student Yaniria Sanchez-de Leon in 2005 stuck a shovel into the ground to collect a soil sample and found the worm that now is in the tube in Johnson-Maynard's office.

Conservation groups quickly petitioned the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to protect the worm as an endangered species, citing as proof the lack of sightings. But the agency said there simply was not enough scientific information to merit a listing.

Conservationists recently filed a second request, saying they had more information. They are also hoping the Obama administration will be more friendly than the Bush administration. The GPE would be the only worm protected as an endangered species.

Farmers are keeping a wary eye on the process.

"The concern is whether a listing is going to end up curtailing farming activities," said Dan Wood of the Washington State Farm Bureau. "I don't know if people plan to stop all farming for the possibility of a worm being somewhere."

Most earthworms found in the Northwest originated in Europe, arriving on plants or in soil shipped to the New World. The giant Palouse earthworm is one of the few native species, and has become quite popular with the public.

While it's tough to come by a live GPE, visitors seem happy to take a picture with a dead one. Johnson-Maynard said she has received calls from tourists who want to come to her office and be photographed with the specimen.

"A lot of people are curious about it," she said.

Couple Stop for Quickie Sex Enroute to Deliver Meth Lab Equipment - Get Busted By Curious Cops













Texas deputies say couple having sex in drug car

Jul 11 2009 04:43AM CDT

The car was a-rockin', and the law went a-knockin'.

Bexar (BAYR) County sheriff's deputies drawn by the actions of an amorous couple in a parked car allegedly found more than l'amour.

Deputy Ino Badillo (bah-DEE'-yoh) tells the San Antonio Express-News they also found enough equipment and chemicals in the car Thursday night to start a methamphetamine lab.

Badillo says deputies checked out the car after neighbors reported it parked in an unusual spot, just northeast of San Antonio.

He says 26-year-old Timothy Overly and 25-year-old Candace Prewitt have been charged with public lewdness and manufacture of a controlled substance. Badillo says both were booked into the Bexar County Jail with bonds set at nearly $31,000 each.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Randy British Couple Upset Neighbors With Noisy Sex - All Night Long


Family says it could be forced out by neighbours' loud sex

Marc and Lisa Thompson, a pair of young prudes, claim they could be forced to move out of their home in Finstock, Oxfordshire, because of their new neighbours' noisy sex.

08 Jul 2009


The Thompsons say they have been woken repeatedly in the night since the amorous middle-aged couple moved next door to their home five weeks ago.

Their seven-year-old daughter India even had to switch bedrooms to escape the din, which her parents claim is an invasion of their privacy.

"I don't want India to go to school repeating what she hears to her friends, which will then look bad on us as parents," Mrs Thompson said.

The family approached their married neighbours who agreed to move their bed and place a wardrobe next to the thin adjoining wall, but the Thompsons say the late night commotions have continued. They say it sometimes sounds like a gang of cats in heat and that the woman emits a piercing scream when she has orgasm.

West Oxfordshire District Council refused to get involved, saying that the noise was related to "fundamental domestic activity", and the family is now considering moving.

"We would like to stay where we are but we cannot put up with it," Mr Thompson said. "We'll probably lose money on the sale of our home, because we have a duty to inform prospective buyers there is a pair of noisy sexaholics living next door.

The neighbouring couple said they have tried to quieten down and insisted they had done nothing wrong.

"Why should we not make love? We are married, there is no law prohibiting married couples from having sex in their own bedroom. We even invited them (the Thompsons) to come over and join us. The Thompsons can wear earmuffs; we have four grown-up kids, at our age it's good that we can do what we want," they said.

The Gentlemen's Sport - &+%$@*^%!



Golf rage attacks as player hits man with club over ball squabble

A golfer hit a fellow player with a club in a 'golf rage' attack because he thought the man had played his ball, a court heard.


By Nick Britten
7:00AM BST 02 Jun 2009

Harold Stafford hit a fellow player with a club in a 'golf rage' attack because he thought the man had played his ball Photo: GETTY

Harold Stafford, 54, flew into a rage and hit Barry Barnes, continuing to hit and kick him as he lay on the ground, it is alleged.

Mr Barnes was left with bruising to his eyes, cuts and bruises to his chest, and bruising to his back and his arms.

Natalie Carter, prosecuting, told Luton Crown Court, "Although golf is usually thought to be a relaxing pastime, on this day in September it was not."

Violence flared at the town's Stockwood Park Golf Course.

Mr Barnes said he and three friends were at the 13th hole when they noticed Stafford shouting at them from the third hole, parallel to them, where he and his two friends were playing.

The court heard Stafford approached Mr Barnes' group, accusing one of them of playing his ball. Mr Barnes said Stafford's shouting had caused him to miss a putt. With both men shouting and swearing at each other, Stafford hit Mr Barnes.

Stafford, from Luton, denies assault occasioning actual bodily harm. The trial continues.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5423442/Golf-rage-attacks-as-player-hits-man-with-club-over-ball-squabble.html

Friday, July 10, 2009

Shocking Survey Reveals Democrats Are Smarter Than Republicans


Democrat

Republican


News of the Day
— By Synonymous July 10, 2009

According to a recent Pew survey, 55% of scientists are Democrats and only 6% are Republicans. This is good news for everyone. Democrats now have quantitative backup for their sneers about Republicans being anti-science and anti knowledge. By a shocking margin Republicans are simply dumb. Many of them actually look dumb, too. (See Republican photo above)

In other corroborative science news, scientists now rank third, in between teachers and doctors, as contributors to our collective well-being. Business executives rank last. The overwhelming number of business executives are Republicans.

Things We Wish We Had Said - First in a Series


Vitas Gerulaitas, an outstanding American tennis player, from Brooklyn, N.Y., was a flamboyant personality who had as much success in the glitterati world of the star tennis players in the world as he did on the court. One time ranked No. 3 in the world, he had lost 16 straight matches to another American tennis star, Jimmy Connors.

Never at a loss for words, at a press conference following his first win over Connors in 17 straight matches, Vitas quipped:

"Let this be a lesson to all of you. No one ever beats Vitas Gerulaitas 17 times in a row."

He died, tragically, at age 40, in an accident.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Undercooked Potatoes and Burnt Bread Result in Jail Time For Florida Woman


Irate Woman Attacks Older Mate

Lee County, Florida
7/9/09

A southwest Florida woman was arrested after deputies said she assaulted her 71-year-old common-law husband after he complained about her cooking. A Lee County Sheriff's Office arrest report shows 66-year-old Meredith Hart Mulcahy was charged with battery on an elderly person Tuesday night.

Deputies said the man got into an argument with her about undercooked potatoes and burnt bread. He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him.

Deputies said Mulcahy became belligerent in the back seat of the patrol car and told them that she "burned the bread she was cooking because she was so intoxicated." She was in the Lee County Jail on Wednesday pending a $1,500 bond.