Washington Man Receives Top Quality Shock

Wash. man electrocuted by urinating on power line

Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

The Associated Press


MONTESANO, Wash. —
Authorities believe a Washington man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a car crash.

Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel (PIM'-en-tel) said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.

However, family members found Messenger electrocuted when they arrived.

Pimentel says Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body.

Pimentel says there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.

A Pot Smokers Dream Come True

45 pounds of pot delivered to wrong home



SALISBURY, N.C., Feb. 25 (UPI) -- Police in North Carolina said a woman opened a package she believed to be her new computer and discovered 45 pounds of marijuana.

Lt. Rodney Harris, acting chief of the Salisbury Police Department, said the woman believed the package she received Tuesday morning was the computer she ordered, but instead she found the stash of pot brought to the wrong address by a UPS driver.

Harris said the package, sent from McAllen, Texas, was meant for another address in in her mobile home park. He said officers set up surveillance at the apparently vacant address but the intended recipient did not show up to claim the package when it was left outside the door.

The acting chief said the marijuana had an estimated street value of $35,000.

The woman said a FedEx driver delivered her new computer later in the day.

Is That Part of the Dress or Part of Paris?

Paris Hilton shows off new crotchless dress.

March 4, 2010

Paris Hilton, the rich heiress known for her bizarre behavior and sexual extravaganzas, was photographed walking down a London street wearing a new dress design by the flamboyant British designer, Niles Cavendish, popularly known in fashion circles as the King of Crap. The micro mini skirt worn by Mis Hilton is designed to reveal brief glimpses of the wearer's crotch, which, in most cases would be covered by an undergarment. Miss Hilton prefers to go au naturel.

Man Eats Evidence - It Makes Him Sick

Police: Suspect tries to conceal evidence by digestion

March 4, 2010

In a bizarre bid to destroy evidence seized during a federal raid, a New York City man grabbed a flash drive and swallowed the data storage device while in the custody of Secret Service agents. Turned out the item was not compatible with his gastrointestinal system: He became violently ill an hour later and was rushed to a hospital where emergency surgery was undertaken to remove the device from his stomach.

Claustrophobic Cop Locks Self in Cell, Panics, Tries to Shoot His Way Out

Ky. deputy tries to shoot his way out of jail cell

Mar 03 2010

COLUMBIA, Ky.— A Kentucky sheriff says a claustrophobic deputy has lost his job after accidentally locking himself in a jail cell and trying to shoot his way out of it. Adair County Sheriff Ralph Curry told WKYT-TV that no one was hurt when Charles Wright fired his weapon.

It happened Monday, the first day a new $12.4 million county judicial center was open to the public after more than a year of construction.

Curry says the former deputy has claustrophobia and has agreed to pay for the damage he did to the cell.

Kinky Consensual Sex Provides Peep Show For Tacoma Cops

Tacoma police find naked woman tied to a tree

Mar 03 2010 08:14PM CST

TACOMA, Wash.— Several police officers responded to a 911 report of a naked woman tied to a tree in Point Defiance Park in Tacoma. They called for backup and 25 additional officers responded, one from Seattle. Spokesman Mark Fulghum told The News Tribune officers talked with the woman and a man for several hours Tuesday in the Owen Beach area and determined it was a "consensual rendezvous."

No one was arrested.

Programmer Exposes Willy To Female Passenger On Flight To Denver

Getting Off In Denver
Computer programmer, 34, arrested for in-flight masturbation episode

MARCH 2--A Delaware man is facing a federal criminal charge after he was caught yesterday masturbating on a plane while seated next to a female passenger.

Murali Nookella, a 34-year-old computer programmer, was en route to Denver from Philadelphia on a Southwest Airlines flight when a woman noticed him "fumbling underneath a blanket," according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent Joel Nishida. The woman, identified only by her initials in the affidavit, said that Nookella's "eyes were closed and his hands moved all around his groin area" underneath a "mustard/gold blanket pulled up to his waist."

As the woman packed up her belonging to change seats, she "looked at Nookella and saw him holding his erect penis." The woman said that Nookella remarked, "You caught me." Nookella held a napkin in his left hand, the woman told the FBI. According to Nishida's affidavit, a copy of which you'll find below, the woman "did not look but heard a swishing sound. She thought Nookella wiped something." Nookella's employer told TSG that he was headed to Denver on a work assignment. Nookella was named today in a misdemeanor criminal complaint charging him with indecent exposure. If convicted, he faces a maximum of 90 days in jail and a $5000 fine.