Monday, April 5, 2010

Black Holes - A Primer/Refresher


Black Holes Come in Many Colors According to Scientists Who Look at Them.

April 5, 2010

In the interest of using bizarre stuff to further our readers' knowledge whilst entertaining them, BizarreStuff has decided to post educational bizarre stuff now and again. This is the first in a most likely erratic series.

Black holes are formed when a massive star collapses from the force of its own gravity, resulting in a dense mass of matter whose gravity is so powerful that even light cannot escape. Hence, the name Black Hole. The gravitational force is so strong that if you were to fall into or be sucked into a black hole, your body would instantly be compacted to the size of a speck,a dust mote, i.e.,unbelievably small.

The Black Hole depicted above is mainly blue with a black hole in the center. But it is still called a black hole, possibly because a black hole sounds more mysterious and sinister than say a pale yellow hole.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Greatest Bar Room Brawl, Ever

What began as a small, quiet family birthday and fish fry at a local bar in Toledo, Ohio, quickly broke down into a rampage, with hopped-up morons, on crystal meth, speed, and crack cocaine waging a pitched gun battle, inside the bar, outside the bar, from under a pool table in the bar, from behind the bar in the bar, and from the women's toilet.

Some of the women wore expensive frocks and some were dressed in tubular socks, but everybody was steaming hot when all the fun commenced. People were screaming and hollaring and jumpin' and yellin'; bottles were flying and the fish was smelling.

The people was having the time of their life, and Jim was jiving Jill, his wife, and over in the corner was a beat-up grand being played by a one-armed piano man. (He could only play bass, with his left arm.)Then way up above all the noise they made, somebody hollared, better get outta here Bub; this is a raid.

All of a sudden the lights went low, and everybody scrambled for one of the doors. But the MAN had 'em blocked from the front and the back and they was puttin''em in the wagon like potato sacks. They took 'em to jail in a dazed condition and booked each one of them on suspicion. My woman came down and went my bail and finally got me outta that stinkin'jail. And then, by then the joint was empty, with the lights all out and nobody in it. But the heads outside who by now were fried, were unconvinced and kept shootin' within it. Here's what it looked like:

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Probably a Marketing Ploy for Russian Mail-order Brides


Wife suffers tonsil injury from oral sex

April 02, 2010
By Diana Fasanella


A young woman from Moscow received emergency treatment after suffering a serious injury to the mucous membranes in her throat while performing fellatio on her husband.

The 19-year-old woman, who was not identified, was treated for injury of the mucous membrane of her right tonsil when she woke up with blood in her mouth after a night of wild passion, Pravda reports.

The couple has been married only a short time, which probably explained how the injury occurred, medics said. Aggressive oral sex was cited as the cause.

Love hurts.

New Jersey Man Demands Fish On The Quick


Man climbs through McDonald's drive-thru for fish

Apr 02 2010

SOUTH BRUNSWICK, N.J.— Police said an impatient customer slapped a drive-thru worker at a New Jersey McDonald's because he was tired of waiting for his Filet-O-Fish sandwich. The man paid for the sandwich at the first window at the restaurant on Route 1 in South Brunswick early Sunday.

Surveillance video obtained by WNBC-TV in New York shows the man climbed out the back window of a vehicle and into the pickup window.

Police said the man told an employee he would be waiting for him, slapped him in the face and walked out of the store with the sandwich.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Seattle Cops Subdue Dangerous Criminal with Taser



Ruling OK's Tasering Pregnant Woman Three Times

Seven-months-pregnant Malaika Brooks suffered repeated 50,000 volt shocks for refusing to sign a speeding ticket, and a federal court of appeals ruled it justified.

April 2, 2010

Query: You are a police officer on traffic patrol and you pull over an irate driver who refuses to admit she was doing 32 mph in a 20-mph zone. She won't sign the speeding ticket, not even when you call for backup. Also, she is pregnant. What do you do?

a) Finish writing the ticket, making note of the fact that the driver refused to sign, and send her on her way, perhaps admonishing her in the process.

b) Grab the keys from the ignition, tase her three times, force her out of her car, and arrest her.

In the minds of three Seattle police officers in 2004, b)was the reasonable course of action when they stopped seven-months-pregnant Malaika Brooks -- and last week, a federal appeals court agreed.

In a 2-1 ruling, Judges Cynthia Holcomb Hall and Diarmuid F. O'Scannlain of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit ruled the officers were justified in their use of force, because of the threat that Brooks might somehow "retrieve the keys and drive off erratically," and because the third tasing allowed the officers to "finally extract her from her car and gain control over her."

The decision was met with outrage -- not the least of which came from the dissenting judge in the case, Judge Marsha Berzon, whose opinion reminded the court that, after Brooks was tased, "the Officers then dragged Brooks from the car, laid her on her stomach in the street, and held her down while they handcuffed her, despite her protestations that she was pregnant and they were hurting her stomach.

"The Taser left burn marks on Brooks's thigh, shoulder, and neck. It also left scars, including a scar on her arm that is probably permanent," she wrote.

"I fail utterly to comprehend how my colleagues are able to conclude that it was objectively reasonable to use any force against Brooks, let alone three activations of a Taser, in response to such a trivial offense."

Writing about the case, Digby, who often blogs about Tasers, argued: "What these judges seem to be saying is that there is no lawful reason that an officer cannot taser a citizen as long as he is barking some order and they fail to comply quickly enough.....hat's scary."

'How Pregnant Are You?'

Two days before Thanksgiving, in 2004, Malaika Brooks was rushing to drop off her son at school at the African American Academy in Seattle, when she was pulled over speeding in a school zone. Her son got out of the car and headed for school; meanwhile, Brooks, seven months pregnant and stressed out, told the officer she was not speeding and refused to sign her name to the ticket.

The police officer, Juan Ornelas, was joined by his partner, Ofc. Donald Jones, who threatened Brooks with arrest if she did not sign the ticket. When she still refused, they called for backup; Sergeant Steven Daman pulled up, ordering the officers to arrest her.

According to court documents, "initial attempts to arrest Ms. Brooks were unsuccessful." They tried to forcibly remove her from the car using a "pain compliance hold" -- twisting her arm up behind her back -- but she "stiffened her body and clutched her steering wheel."

"Ofc. Jones then brandished a taser and threatened to use it on Ms. Brooks," according to court documents. "He 'yelled' at her, and asked her if she knew 'how many volts' the taser had."

"I also informed Brooks that the taser was fifty thousand volts and that the taser was going to hurt extremely bad if applied," Jones said in a statement.

Ms. Brooks told Ofc. Jones that she was pregnant, and was two months away from her due date. According to Ms. Brooks, Ofc. Jones asked "How pregnant are you?" Ofc. Jones demonstrated the arcing of electricity between the two contact points of the taser, but this did not persuade Ms. Brooks to leave her car.
After discussing where to tase her -- eventually "deciding on her thigh" -- "Officer Jones discharged the Taser against Brooks's thigh, through her sweat pants, which caused Brooks 'tremendous pain.' She began to yell and honk the car's horn."

Within the next minute, Officer Jones tased her two more times, against her shoulder and neck, the latter being the only area of exposed skin. Brooks was unable to get out of the car herself during this time because her arm was still behind her back. The third tasing moved Brooks to the right, at which point Officers Ornelas and Jones were able to extract her from the car through a combination of pushing and pulling.
Brooks was arrested and charged with failing to obey a police officer, for her refusal to sign the ticket, as well as resisting arrest. (She was also given medical attention "immediately.") Two months later, she delivered a healthy baby girl, named Taria.

Six months after her arrest, the Seattle police "adopted a new policy on Taser use," according to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, "that guides officers on how to deal with pregnant women, the very young, the very old and the infirm." The new policy emphasized that "the need to stop the behavior should clearly justify the potential for additional risks."

Around the same time, in May 2005, Brooks was convicted of the first charge; the second charge was dropped after the jury could not make a decision. During her criminal trial, Officer Ornelas admitted that Seattle Police Department rules did not actually authorize him to arrest her for refusing to sign the ticket, a fact that would be disputed in subsequent court documents. (In 2006, the Seattle legislature amended the law books to forbid police officers from arresting motorists for failing to sign their tickets.)

Malaika Brooks sued the officers for violating her constitutional rights. In June 2008, U.S. District Judge Richard Jones ruled that the lawsuit could go to trial. "Any reasonable officer would have acknowledged numerous factors limiting the degree of force he could use against Ms. Brooks," he wrote. What's more, "Ms. Brooks did not pose a danger to the public or to the officers, and there was no danger she would flee the scene." (The officers had taken her keys out of the ignition.) "Throughout the standoff between herself and the officers, Ms. Brooks did not use force against the officers or threaten to do so."

"Using a taser to inflict extreme pain to effect the arrest for a minor regulatory offense of a non-violent pregnant woman already under police control is a Fourth Amendment violation," the judge concluded. The Ninth Circuit ruling overturns this conclusion.

Have Cops -- and Courts -- Lost Their Minds?

Malaika Brooks is not the first pregnant woman to be tased, nor is she likely to be the last. Such episodes have been documented with disturbing regularity -- from an Ohio woman who was tased in a police station lobby in 2007, to a backyard picnic in Virginia last year, where the pregnant mother of two boys celebrating their baptism was tased in the back after trying to help a guest who was also tased by police. (She was charged with assaulting a police officer.) As Scott Thill wrote for AlterNet last year, thanks to their classification as "non-lethal weapons," "cops have nearly lost their minds using it on everyone from children, the elderly, and pregnant mothers to the mentally unstable and physically disabled." Just this week, Indiana police officers used a stun gun on an "unruly" 10-year-old child.

The latest ruling in the Brooks case might suggest that the courts, too, have lost their minds when it comes to the appropriate use of such weaponry on civilians. Yet, in December, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit -- the court that just ruled in favor of the Seattle police officers -- issued a ruling, heralded as a landmark decision, which held that police officers could be held individually liable for using a Taser on a person without reason. "The objective facts must indicate that the suspect poses an immediate threat to the officer or a member of the public," the court ruled.

"The federal finding substantially changes the landscape of Taser usage," Raj Jayadev and Aram James wrote for New America Media earlier this year, "and may signal the end of Tasers for law enforcement agencies who are now more vulnerable to civil and criminal action then ever before."

Of course, this can only be true if judges presiding over such actions see Tasers as the potentially lethal torture devices that they are, rather than a natural extension of police power. (Not to mention a finite concept of said power.) "As police officers, they could have hurt me seriously," Brooks told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer in 2005. "They could have hurt my unborn fetus. All because of a traffic ticket. Is this what it's come down to?"

To Protect and Serve (unless there's a mean dog nearby)

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Heist Gone Sour - Economic Downturn Hampers Criminals



Police: Calif. robber holds up 11 people, nets $6

Police artist's sketch of perpetrator.

March 10, 2010 THERMAL, Calif. (AP) --


A Sheriff's Department statement said a woman, armed with a semi-automatic pistol entered the La Chicanita Market in the town of Thermal on Tuesday afternoon.

Deputy Herlinda Valenzuela says the woman confronted 10 customers in the store and also demanded money from one person who was entering the market. She collected a total of $6 from the hapless store patrons, then fled in an old car.

Nobody was hurt.

After interviewing several of the victims a police sketch artist prepared the above composite picture of the woman, which was being circulated to law enforcement officials in Los Angeles, Sacramento, and Bismarck, No. Dakota. Police said the woman was armed, considered extremely dangerous and should be approached with caution.

Income from larceny is believed to have fallen by more than 25% in the area, which in turn has impacted cocaine and marijuana sales while numerous topless clubs have been forced to go bottomless, too, in order to maintain revenues.

A spokeswoman for the California Nude Dancers Association, who refused to provide her bust size, said if the recession doesn't ease up soon many female strippers and exotic dancers might have to go back to work at Wal-Mart, Target, Family Dollar or Sacs Fifth Avenue.