Friday, June 18, 2010

Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Coming of the End - Glory, Glory Hallelujah!


The execution chamber at the Utah State Prison after Ronnie Lee Gardner was executed by firing squad Friday, June 18, 2010. Four bullet holes are visible in the wood panel behind the chair. There were five marksmen. One of the rifles was loaded with blanks. Gardner was convicted of aggravated murder, a capital felony, in 1985.(AP Photo/Trent Nelson - Pool)

Jun 18 2010

Firing squad execution sobering, but dramatic


JENNIFER DOBNER

DRAPER, Utah— The explosive reports sent a volley of .30-caliber bullets from the five marksmen into the chest of Ronnie Lee Gardner.

I was expecting to flinch but didn't as I watched his execution from the witness room.

It was so quick that for a split-second I wondered if it had actually happened.

There was no blood splattered across the white cinderblock wall at the Utah State Prison. No audible sounds from the condemned. I couldn't see his eyes. I never saw the guns and didn't hear the countdown to the trigger-pull.

A twice-convicted killer who had a troubled upbringing, the 49-year-old Gardner was executed by firing squad shortly after midnight on Friday. I was one of nine journalists selected to observe his death.

Utah is the only state in the union that still permits execution by firing squad, at the option of the condemned. Ronnie Gardner chose death by firing squad.

When the prison warden pulled back the beige curtain, Gardner was already strapped into a black, straight-backed metal chair. His head secured by a strap across his forehead. Harness-like straps constrained his chest. His handcuffed arms hung at his sides. A white cloth square _ maybe 3 inches across _ affixed to his chest over his heart bore a black target. A black hood covered his head.

Seconds before the impact of the bullets, Gardner's left thumb twitched against his forefinger. When his chest was pierced, he clenched his fist. His arm pulled up slowly as if he were lifting something and then released. The motion repeated.

Although the dark blue prison jumpsuit made it difficult to see, blood seemed to be pooling around Gardner's waist.

The silence was deafening.

A medical examiner checked Gardner's pulse on both sides of his neck, then lifted the black hood to check his pupils with a flashlight, offering a brief glimpse of his now ashen face.

It was 12:17 a.m. Only two minutes had passed since the shots were fired, but it felt like things had moved in slow motion.

About an hour later, prison officials let the media inspect the chamber. There was a strong smell of bleach, but no sign of blood.

The only evidence that a man had been shot and killed there were four holes from the bullets that impaled the black wood panels behind the chair. Right to left, the distance between them a few inches.

Prison officials say Gardner willingly made the 90-foot walk to the execution chamber Friday morning. That's hard to imagine, particularly from Gardner, who by his own accounts had spent much of the 30 years he was incarcerated "obsessed" with escape.

The state classifies executions as homicides. But this hadn't been like other homicides I had covered over my 15-plus years in journalism. In those instances, the media showed up after the death, not before.

This, however, was a meticulously orchestrated event with a sober, prepackaged ending.

Despite being surrounded by dozens of prison officials and witnesses, Gardner essentially died alone.

No one from his family watched him go. Nor were his attorneys present.

Similarly, Gardner chose not to utter any final thoughts or feelings.

Maybe it was his way of holding on to a small slice of privacy amid his very public death.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Church Festival Goers Get Drunk, Naked and Covered in Mud in Woods




Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods

Jun 15 2010

LEWISTON, N.Y.— Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.

Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.

Police said both men were highly intoxicated. Only one of the men's mug shots is shown here because the appearance of both men was very similar.

Several civilian witnesses questioned whether the police identification of mud on the revelers bodies was accurate, suggesting a more sinister substance, perhaps connected with mysterious Satanic rites. Soil in the vicinity of the church is black, lending more mystery to the discovery.

Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.

A jail employee, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the mud had a very distinctive odor and jailers were hesitant to assist the men in getting cleaned up.

Neither man was charged.

Ex "Brave" Bullfighter Chickens Out



Cowardly bullfighter: Mexican matador flees from bull

Jun 15 2010

MEXICO CITY— The bull charged and matador Christian Hernandez took off _ across the ring, over the wall and into controversy.

The admittedly terrified torero was arrested after Sunday's botched bullfight at the Plaza Mexico, apparently for breach of contract, local media reported Monday. He was released after paying a fine.

"There are some things you must be aware of about yourself," the 22-year-old Mexican matador said in a television interview. "I didn't have the ability, I didn't have the balls, this is not my thing."

In a sight rarely seen in the bravado world of bullfighting, Hernandez made a spin with his red cape at the charging bull, then ran across the ring and leapt headlong over the wall to safety, dropping his cape in the process. The crowd hooted in derision.

Several months ago, another bull grievously gored Hernandez in the leg.

Officials did briefly convince Hernandez to return to the ring on Sunday, where he put his hands over his head and pointed upward before he made a second exit, shaking his head.

He later said he would retire from bullfighting.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Television's Reality Show Scam Prizes


Wanna know how much you actually get to stuff in your piggy bank when you win the $1,000,000 grand prize on one of the ubiquitous reality shows on every network, from "So You Want to Be a Millionaire," to "So You Think You Can Dance," and "Survivor?"

Try $375,000, less the average federal income tax rate for another $56,250, leaving the newly crowned "millionaire" a whopping $318,750. That's because the $1 million comes in the form of a 40 year annuity, which, if you live that long, will pay you $25,000 a year, less taxes, which means you won't be quitting your day job. If you want it all up front for your wife's kidney transplant, better start shopping around for the "No Frills Clinic" and an underemployed Doc in the Box who graduated last in her class at Med School, because your average kidney transplant bills out at around $60,000, not counting the cost of the hospital room or outpatient, after surgery care. With dialysis running $44,000 a year while waiting the average of 30 months for a compatible kidney, that's another $100 grand, which cuts you down to a net of $148,750, or about one-sixth of a millionaire. Live it up. Take a cruise.

Surprise, Senor Bull Killer! Bravo for Me!


Spanish Bullfighter takes one to the throat and mouth in Madrid outing

Madrid April, 2010

Julio Aparicio, a 41 year-old veteran Spanish matador, received a major surprise when he stepped in with his sword for the final kill. The bull turned the tables by stepping in more forcefully and planting one of his own weapons, a right horn to the throat and mouth of his adversary.

Aparicio first had to be disentangled from the bull and then rushed to a Madrid hospital where he was in stable condition with no life threatening injuries.

Despite its clear victory in the ring, the bull did not fair quite so well. It was killed by a substitute for Aparicio and taken away to be cut up into steaks and distributed to Madrid's poor.

And that's a lotta bull and no bull at the same time.

Double the Trouble


Tsutomu Yamaguchi: survived the bombings of Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 and Nagasaki on August 9, 1945. Photograph: Jemal Countess/WireImage



On 6 August 1945, Mr. Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima, on a business trip when the American B-29 bomber, the Enola Gay, dropped the first atomic bomb on the city. Yamaguchi lived, while 140,000 other people who were in the city that morning died, some in an agonising instant, others many months later.

Burned and barely able to comprehend what had happened - only that he had witnessed a bomb unlike any used before - Yamaguchi spent a fitful night in an air raid shelter before returning home the following day.

His home, 180 miles to the west, was Nagasaki. He arrived home on August 8, thankful that his life had been spared. As he was resting the following day, trying to regain his composure, a second American bomber dropped the second atomic bomb on Mr. Yamaguchi's home town, Nagasaki, killing 70,000 more. Miraculously, Yamaguchi survived for the second time in 3 days.

More than 60 years later, on March 23, 2009, the 93-year-old became the first and only known survivor of both attacks to win official recognition from Japanese authorities.

On January 10, 2010, Mr. Yamaguchi died, apparently of old age.

So it goes.

Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty....argh...ergh..gurgle.


New Chinese Hobby: Grooming Dogs to Look Like Other Animals


Saturday, June 12, 2010

That’s not a tiger in the picture, but a dog dyed to look like a tiger. It’s an example of what The Daily Mail reports is a growing hobby in China: dying and trimming dogs’ hair so that they look like different animals.

Recent figures show money spent on pets across the nation has seen nearly a 500 per cent increase between 1999 and 2008 – but, arguably, at the cost of their pets’ dignity.

Quite what the animals might think about it is another matter.

It has been rumored that a man in one of the outlying provinces is preparing his Bull Mastiff to look like a rhinoceros.

And at the link, keeshounds decked out as panda bears.

Link via Geekologie | Photo: China Foto Press/Barcroft Media