Mother-in-Law Rips Nipple Off Daughter-in-Law's Boob in Drunken Brawl

December 16, 2010

DOCUMENT: Bizarre, Crime

Cops: Woman Tore Off Daughter-in-Law's Nipple
Suspect, 46, in messy brawl with daughter-in-law, 30

DECEMBER 16--A drunken early-morning fight between a New Mexico woman and her daughter-in-law ended Sunday when the older combatant tore the nipple off one of her daughter-in-law's breasts, according to a wince-inducing police report.

Prosecutors will weigh aggravated assault charges against Amilia Oveide, 46, in connection with her December 12 confrontation with Marie Cadney, 30, the wife of Oveide’s son, 26-year-old Jason Cadney.

A Las Cruces Police Department report notes that the Cadneys and Oveide had “been drinking most of the night” when, Marie Cadney told cops, a 3 AM argument between her husband and his mother became “very intense.” Cadney said that she “went to stand between them and try to separate them,” though she also began arguing with her mother-in-law. Oveide, a convicted felon who has spent time in prison for narcotics possession, is pictured in the above October 2003 mug shot.

Cadney, also depicted above, said that is when Oveide “grabbed her right breast and began to squeeze and pull on her nipple.” Cadney added that she yelled for Oveide “to let go and Oveide continued to pull at that time.” Oveide let go only after Cadney began punching her in the face. Cadney was interviewed by investigators at Memorial Medical Center after a doctor had performed a reattachment procedure.

After Cadney had physically removed her mother-in-law from the apartment, she felt fluid on her right breast, and noticed that there was blood on her shirt. And here’s where the cringe factor explodes:

“When she untucked her shirt she stated her nipple fell on the floor. She stated she picked it up, put it into a bag securing it,” cops reported. Amazingly, two hours passed before Cadney “decided she needed to go to the hospital.”

While Cadney told officers that she was not sure she wanted to pursue charges, prosecutors have the discretion to file a felony case against Oveide following the conclusion of the police probe.

A deputy district attorney told reporter Ashley Meeks of the Las Cruces Sun-News that this was apparently the first time that a Las Cruces resident “has suffered a body part being torn off during a crime.”

Possible Murder In Gun Sex Play Slaying

Cops: Man, 23, may have murdered wife, 50


A 23 year-old Oklahoma man called police to report that his wife was dead of a gunshot to the head. He was jailed a week ago on suspicion of first-degree murder but has not been charged formally in what he describes as an accidental shooting during a sex play game.

Arthur S. says he often held a gun to his wife's head when they were in bed together, as part of a sexual ritual, but didn't realize the weapon was loaded when he pulled the handgun's slide back as they were in the middle of sexual intercourse on Dec. 21.

Arthur's wife, Rebecca, 50, was found lying in the street in front of her home with a gunshot wound and was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Police became suspicious when Sedille was unable to explain how her body had gotten from the bed to the street and her partially clothed body was covered in blood.

A County judge has ruled that there is probable cause to hold Sedille while authorities continue to investigate the case. CNN reported that Gary Knight of the Oklahoma City police said authorities opted to arrest Sedille on suspicion of first-degree murder out of an overabundance of caution. Duh?

"Hacking Off" Lawyer Neighbor - Lawyer Steals Bourbon In Retaliation

Angry at Attorney, Neighbor Hacked His Encrypted Wi-Fi & Sent Child Porn to His Law Firm Colleagues


Dec 22, 2010
Totally revised by the editors of BizarreStuff

Angry at a Wisconsin attorney, a neighbor hacked his encrypted Wi-Fi account and e-mailed pornography labeled as family photos to his colleagues at a San Clemente law firm, according to authorities.

Rodolfo Sinverguenza, 41, slightly psychotic, shown here, maybe, also sent threatening e-mails purportedly from the attorney to the governor of Utah, and Vice President Joe Biden. He also set up a fake MySpace page in the lawyer's name.

The lawyer is Murray Kastleback, a divorce lawyer.

Sinverguenza also sent a mash note, purportedly from Kastleback, to his legal assistant. He posed as a fictitious woman with a sexual harassment complaint against the attorney in a communication to the head of the firm's environmental law department.

Sinverguenza pleaded guilty last week, in the middle of a federal district court trial, to hacking, identity theft and possession of child pornography charges, as well as making threats to V.P.Biden and promised not to do it again. Biden said he wasn't concerned and sent threatening emails back to Sinverguenza.

Child porn was also posted on the fake MySpace page created in the attorney's name, along with an arrogant message: "I bet my co-worker that since I'm a lawyer and a darn great one that I could get away with putting up porn on my site here. I bet that all I have to do is say there is plausible deniability since anybody could have put this up on my site."

Kastleback said there was "plausible deniability" and he was taking the 5th. He then left with a 5th of Jack Daniels Black Label.

Burger Chain Serves Up "Killer" Meal

Michigan Burger King customer's death ruled homicide


12/10/2010

Detroit police say a customer died after being punched by a worker at a Burger King on the city's east side.

DETROIT (AP) — A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit. Authorities ruled the death a homicide Friday.

An autopsy determined Paul Cannon died from blunt force trauma to the head, said Dennis Niemiec, a spokesman for the Wayne County medical examiner's office.

The employee was being held pending a decision by the county prosecutor's office.

Police said Cannon was reportedly causing a disturbance Thursday afternoon at the restaurant on the city's east side and tried to hit the worker, who swung back.

"A verbal argument occurred," police Sgt. Eren Stephens said. "It escalated into a physical altercation."

Jerome Perdu, 59, of Detroit, works as a security guard nearby and said he was at the restaurant at the time. "I just seen him lying on the floor," Perdu said. "EMS was pumping him." Perdu had nothing helpful to say and should not have been interviewed. He was a complete dud.

The customer died at a hospital, police said. His last known address was in Detroit, Niemiec said and he never got to finish his burger.

A spokeswoman for Miami-based Burger King, said the franchise owner was cooperating with Detroit police and that BK was committed to the health and welfare of all its customers and employees, or words to that effect.

The Inalienable Right To Starve Your Wife

Afghan Husbands Win Legal Right to Starve Wives

August 17, 2009

By ROBERT MACKEY

Bowing to international pressure and unprecedented protests by hundreds of women on the streets of Kabul, the Afghan government promised in April to review a new law imposing severe restrictions on women in Shiite Muslim families.

Last week, though, Human Rights Watch discovered that a revised version of the Shiite Personal Status Law had been quietly put into effect at the end of July — meaning that Shiite men in Afghanistan now have the legal right to starve their wives if their sexual demands are not met and that Shiite women must obtain permission from their husbands to even leave their houses, “except in extreme circumstances.”

In June, some Afghan Shiite women signed a petition in support of a new law placing restrictions on them that human rights activists and Western leaders had opposed.

The new law was signed by President Hamid Karzai, who is depending on support from Sheik Muhammad Asif Mohseni, the country’s most powerful Shiite cleric, in this week’s presidential election. Shiites, who were oppressed by the Sunni-led Taliban government, are believed to make up between 10 and 20 percent of Afghanistan’s population. Sheik Mohseni and scholars close to him were allowed to write the first draft of the new law, and he was reportedly unhappy that Parliament had introduced a provision that banned men from marrying girls under the age of 16.

When the law was first approved, President Barack Obama called it “abhorrent,” but has not yet responded to reports that it has now been revised and put into effect, perhaps because Afghanistan’s election is just days away.

In April, Al Jazeera visited Kabul’s main Shiite mosque to record Sheik Mohseni expressing his displeasure at the controversy over the law, and reporters from the news station spoke with some Shiite women who endorsed it:

Days later, my colleague Abdul Waheed Wafa shot this video of women gathered outside the mosque and a madrasa run by Sheik Asif Mohseni to protest the law in the face of the taunts of a larger group of men who supported it:

Although the law applies only to Shiites, Soraya Sobhrang, commissioner for women’s rights at the Afghan Independent Human Rights Commission, said in April that it could influence a proposed family law for the Sunni majority and a draft law on violence against women. She told The Times in April, “This opens the way for more discrimination.”

According to Human Rights Watch, the new law also “grants guardianship of children exclusively to their fathers and grandfathers” and “effectively allows a rapist to avoid prosecution by paying ‘blood money’ to a girl who was injured when he raped her.” Brad Adams, the Asia director for the human rights group, said that President Karzai “has made an unthinkable deal to sell Afghan women out in return for the support of fundamentalists in the August 20 election.” On Saturday, the Afghan Independent Human Rights Commission in Kabul took a less dim view, calling the fact that the law was amended at all, “a step forward.”

Jerome Starkey explained on Saturday in The Independent why support from Shiite leaders was so important to Mr. Karzai:

Most of Afghanistan’s Shias are ethnic Hazaras. They are Afghanistan’s third largest ethnic group, with about six million people, and like most Afghans, they vote according to orders from community leaders. With a roughly 50-50 split between Afghanistan’s southern Pashtuns and the rest of the country, the Hazaras are seen as the kingmakers.

Student: "Ooops, sorrry about that.....my bad."

Klutzy art student stumbles and falls into rare Picasso, damaging the painting with a 6" tear.

A rare Picasso painting at New York' City's Metropolitan Museum of Art was damaged with a 6-inch tear when a clumsy art student lost her balance and stumbled into the $80 million work of art.

The unidentified woman was attending an adult education class last week when she lost her balance and fell against "The Actor", damaging the lower right corner, the Met said in a statement.

The museum said the tear did not occur "in a focal point of the composition" and could be repaired in time for an April display of 250 works of art by the painter at the Met. But it probably is a $10 million tear, according to some art connoisseurs, who speculated the value of the painting could be diminished to $70 million as a result of the stupid accident.

Patrons of the museum wondered how the museum could permit a ditzy airhead to get so close to the painting. The museum's insurers asked the same question when notified of the incident and the probable $2,000,000 cost of the repair.

The museum's assistant curator could not be reached for comment due to a coffee break at a nearby Starbucks.

The painting, which measures 6 feet by 4 feet, was completed by Picasso in 1905.

Florida: Most Bizarre State in the U.S. - Maybe in the World*

Long noted for having the most bizarre residents and the most bizarre occurrences, Florida garnered the most bizarre state and most bizarre residents trophy (The Bizarro Awards)for the second consecutive year. The Bizarro Awards, first established about 10 minutes ago, are given annually (starting this year)to the most bizarre events per 100,000 residents, tourists, terrorists and rodeo clowns in any geographic locale on the planet, so long as it is within the lower continental U.S. (this rule was necessary to counter balance the Sarah Palin effect in Alaska and the tsunami/pineapple effect in Hawaii.)

A panel of 12 semi-conscious winos was assembled from street gutters in NYC, Los Angeles, New Orleans and the campus of Oral Roberts University in Tulsa. The panelists were sobered up and fed for 3 days before making their choices, after which they were returned to the gutter of their choice with a case of cheap red wine provided by the United Liquor Store Owners Assoc. (ULSOA)

Florida won in a close election, with 7 votes, to 5 for Utah and 2 abstentions.

A sample of the evidence for Florida considered by the panel of drunks is summarized as follows:

a) Floridians overwhelmingly committed more stupid crimes, made more poor decisions and behaved more bizarrely than any other group.

b) A female lawyer was denied access to her client in a Florida prison because her underwired bra set off the metal detector. When she removed the bra she was denied entrance because she was braless.

c) A 32 year-old man called 911 to report that his mother had taken away his beer.

d) A Manatee County man stopped by police for driving while black, claimed that the marijuana stuffed between his butt cheeks belonged to him but the crack cocaine in his crack had been stashed there by a friend.

e) A man leaving a bar was arrested for head butting a street preacher who called him a sinner.

f) A man killed his father with a knife in an argument about who would walk the dog.

g) A man was walking his Jack Russell terrier in Tampa when an alligator snatched it. He pulled a handgun and started shooting the gator. It let go of the dog, but the pet wasn't breathing until the man performed CPR and revived it.

h) Another dog in Hernando County ran over his owner with a pickup truck after jumping into the running vehicle and putting it in gear.

i) A bomb squad was sent to investigate a stuffed pony in Orange County which it blew up.

j. A street was blockaded for 3 hours until police were able to determine that a reported bomb with a flashing timer in the middle of the street was a restaurant pager. Several officers took the timer and went to eat dinner without having to wait.

k) Several people in Miami were sickened after eating mucus from a giant snail as part of a religious ceremony. No one was saved.

l) Would-be robbers knocked an 83-year-old man to the ground in Clearwater. They turned and ran when the victim pulled a gun, shooting one of them in the ass.

m) A 69-year-old woman turned back a robber after picking up the gun he dropped in her car while smashing her windshield with it. He also dropped his cell phone which was used by police to track him.

n) A Clay County woman was arrested after posting a photo of her baby with a bong on Facebook. The baby had to go cold turkey until mom was released from jail.

o) A family honoring a relative's dying wish buried him at sea, only to have the body resurface off a Fort Lauderdale beach. They were issued a citation for littering.

p) A Tampa-area couple paid $8 for a box of bones at a yard sale that they planned to use as Halloween decorations. When they got home and realized they had bought a real human skeleton they called police who took them in for questioning about a possible murder charge.

q) A 45 year-old man riding a motorcycle was arrested for DUI and riding naked. When asked by police, the man could not identify where he was going or where he came from.

And that's only a summary of the evidence presented in favor of Florida.

By comparison, Utah, which received 5 votes, was picked for having 50,000 child brides married to church elders who averaged 78 years of age, a total of 3,300,000 years, as compared to only 600,000 years for their brides, a difference of 2,700,000 years.