Monday, January 7, 2013

Brazen or Stoned Robber


Fast-food robber returns to eat, is nabbed

Jan 07 2013 
PONTIAC, Mich. (AP) — Officials say a suspected robber of a suburban Detroit restaurant who apparently returned months later to get some food is under arrest after being recognized by employees  who said the man was not hard to recognize.
The Oakland County sheriff's department says workers at a McDonald's in Pontiac spotted the 40-year-old man Saturday in the drive-thru.
Sheriff's deputies responded and took the Pontiac man into custody. He was being held at the Oakland County Jail pending charges.
The robbery happened Oct. 5.

Sunday, January 6, 2013

Pigging Out in Vermont


Vt. town says woman's pigs in home must go

Jan 06 2013 
ESSEX, Vt. (AP) — A Vermont woman considers her pigs to be pets, but town officials say they're farm animals and have no business living in a residential neighborhood.
The zoning board in Essex has given Florence Gruber and Alan Tsefrekas until Jan. 22 to remove an estimated 30 to 40 miniature potbellied pigs from their home.  It is estimated that the combined weight of the pigs in the Gruber-Tsefrekas home is 2500 pounds.
Gruber told the board Thursday that her pigs use litter boxes and that the adult animals weigh 50 to 100 pounds. There was no indication of the quantity of pig poop generated daily by the porkers nor how and where it is disposed of.  Gruber's given the pigs names like Larry, Nadia, Olive and Snow White Sleepy Girl.
The Burlington Free Press (http://bfpne.ws/10Yf9nr ) reports that neighbors told the board that the pigs must go.
Gruber says the pigs are up for adoption.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

African Woman Loses Family Position Due to Body Odor


01-5-13  A strange body odour has reportedly sacked a housewife in Asaba, Delta State and left her second son dead two months later.

Reports said that the housewife, identified as mama Ebere, is a native of Okpanam and her husband hails from Owerri but resident in Asaba where they both met and were married.

LEADERSHIP reliably gathered that the man, a motor mechanic, was alleged to be a member of the "Otokoto" gang in Owerri who escaped to Asaba where he opened a mechanic workshop with two apprentices.

Sources said that for the six years the marriage lasted, they were reportedly blessed with three children (two boys and a girl) until the trouble started.

According to our sources, mama Ebere invited her younger sister to help her take care of her children while she continued with her used clothes business. But this was not to be as the girl, identified as Ada, started enticing her brother in law with her provocative dress style.

LEADERSHIP further learnt that Ada also infected her sister with a strange body odour that made her no longer attractive to her husband.
(Pigeon mule)
12/6/2012 A Brazilian prisoner allowed to keep pigeons in his cell came up with what he believed was a fool proof plan of evading security to bring in supplies of drugs and cell phones – he used his feathered friends!

Reports in Brazil said prison security officials were baffled by how inmates seemed to be having easy access to drugs and mobile phones, even though security checks were very tight.

It wasn’t until a sharp eyed prison guard noticed that some pigeons seemed to be having trouble flying up to the roof of the jail, that a search of the birds was ordered. The pigeons were found to be carrying tiny packages containing drugs and mobile phones.

A further search of visitors leaving the prison found one carrying two pigeons, which would presumable have returned to their master in the cell with the next consignment!  

More Cannibalism in the USA


NJ man arrested in NY police cannibalism case

Jan 04 2013 
LARRY NEUMEISTER, Associated Press and Jim Cornehls, Editor of BizarreStuff
NEW YORK (AP) — A lawyer claims that the arrest of a man accused of trying to pay a police officer to kidnap a Manhattan woman was done to prevent him from testifying about Internet sexual fantasies at the officer's cannibalism-tinged trial.
Authorities say the man, Michael Vanhise, agreed to pay Officer Gilberto Valle $5,000 to kidnap the woman in New York and deliver her bound to Vanhise's home in New Jersey, where she would be raped and killed.
Attorney Julia Gatto said her client is being used as a pawn by the government to bolster a very weak case," Gatto said outside court. She represents Valle, 28, of Queens, who is scheduled to go to trial later this month after he was charged in October with one count of kidnapping conspiracy and one count of accessing a computer without authorization.
She said Vanhise "would have exonerated our client" with testimony about his own participation in a world of Internet sexual fantasies where people could speak of unspeakable acts they would never commit. She said the arrest Friday appeared to be a tactical move by authorities to prevent testimony by Vanhise or others about Internet fantasies.
The lawyer said the government appeared to be pressuring potential defense witnesses not to take the witness stand by saying in court documents filed against Vanhise that there were other co-conspirators who had not been charged in the case.
Authorities say Vanhise also participated in planning the kidnapping of a girl.  They wanted to roast her live, like a pig, over an open fire and then cut off and eat parts of her body.
(Not the actual girl.  An illustration only.)
Besides being accused of agreeing to pay Valle for the abduction last year when Valle was an active police officer, Vanhise also admitted emailing others about kidnapping, raping and killing women and children, the FBI said in court papers.
The FBI quoted Valle in court papers as saying in an email to Vanhise that it would be hard to restrain himself when he knocks the woman out, "but I am aspiring to be a professional kidnapper and that's business."
It quoted him as also saying he would tie her hands and bare feet and gag her. "Then she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van," it said he told Vanhise.
"Just make sure she doesn't die before I get her," Vanhise was quoted in court papers as telling Valle in response.
"No need to worry. She will be alive. It's a short drive to you," the officer was quoted as responding.
Valle was charged last year with using a law-enforcement database as he allegedly made plans to kidnap, rape, kill and eat women. Gatto said at that time that he was engaging in sexual fantasies and intended no violence.
In court papers filed Monday, defense lawyers wrote that Valle was accused from January 2012 to Oct. 24 of conspiring with others he met on a website devoted to the exploration of deviant sexual fantasies.
"Mr. Valle and the individuals with whom he communicated discussed, among other things, their violent sexual fantasies of abducting, raping, murdering and cannibalizing women," they wrote. They said Valle sometimes distributed the photographs of women he knew through his social network "to enhance the fantasy," though he never intended for any acts to be committed in the "real world."
U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara said Vanhise engaged in conduct "that reads like a script for a bad horror film."
He said the arrest was the second "in this bone-chilling case, but we are not finished."
George Venizelos, head of the New York FBI office, said the charges "convey the depravity of the offense."
The court papers said Vanhise also emailed photographs of a girl whom Vanhise knew well. They said this occurred after other unidentified co-conspirators expressed interest in kidnapping the child.
If convicted, Vanhise could face life in prison.
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Friday, January 4, 2013

Good Grief: Much Ado About Nothing or Uptight in Utah


Utah city renames Morning Glory Road due to sexual connotation

 Jan 04 2013
LEHI, Utah (AP) — The Lehi City Council has renamed Morning Glory Road after a technology company planning to relocate to the street raised concerns about the name's sexual connotation.
Council members in the city about 30 miles south of Salt Lake City voted unanimously last month to change the name to Morning Vista Road.
Minutes from the meeting show that Xactware Solutions Inc., which provides software for the insurance industry, asked for the name change so that the road would fit with its "international corporate image."
"Morning glory" is the name of a flower and part of the title of a popular 1990s song from British rock band Oasis. But the term is sometimes used to describe male arousal.
Councilman Johnny Revill, who moved to approve the resolution at the Dec. 11 meeting, told the Salt Lake Tribune that he didn't know about the term's slang meaning previously but was happy to appease Xactware officials.
"That name has a negative meaning for some reason," Revill said. "When you use the word, there is a different meaning that can be taken from that."
Councilor Mark Johnson told the Daily Herald that he only knows of the noxious weed called Morning Glory that is difficult to control, but he also voted in favor of the resolution. Johnson said Lehi doesn't like to change street names, but it does in some cases to "honor people or organizations."
The street name was a red flag for Xactware officials when they began considering moving their company's headquarters from Orem to Lehi's Traverse Mountain, said Jonathan Gardner, commercial venture project director for the planned community.
The company was worried that the sexual connotation of morning glory would become too prominent in the minds of prospective clients, Gardner said.
Morning Glory is far from an R-rated word in most of America. It is the name of a 2010 Hollywood film starring Rachel McAdams as an upbeat television producer trying to revive a struggling morning show. That movie is rated PG-13.
In the popular 1960s TV show "Bewitched," the family lived at 1164 Morning Glory Circle.
Morning Glory is also the name of a small community near El Paso, Texas.
Xactware went "a little overboard," in requesting the street name change, said Lehi resident Emily Scanlon. She said she has never thought of the sexual connotation in her four years driving past the road.  Xactware is the one drawing attention to the word.  They apparently have someone in their organization who is obsessed with the connotation.  He or she needs counseling and more to do with their time.
Lehi, with a population of about 48,000 people, is named after a prophet in the Book of Mormon and is the former home of the Brown family that stars in the reality TV series, "Sister Wives." Kody Brownmoved his wives and 16 children from Lehi to the Las Vegas area in January 2011 after Utah authorities began a bigamy investigation.

Changing the Odds


AMSTERDAM (AP) — What are the odds?
A 76-year-old man trapped himself in an underground waste paper container in Amsterdam after he clambered in to hunt for a lottery ticket.
Police said in a statement the elderly man managed to open the container and climb in Thursday because he feared he had tossed out a lottery ticket along with other used paper.
Passers-by heard him calling for help and alerted the police who freed him with the help of firefighters.
The bad news? The man vastly increased his odds of not winning, he smelled like garbage and he didn't find his lottery ticket.