Friday, April 5, 2013

Size 1,450 Slipper Sent to Man By Mistake


April 5, 2013

27yr old Tom Boddingham Decided to order some special monster- design slippers to fit his over-sized left foot. His right foot is a 13 and his left a 14 but clearly the manufacture misplaced their decimal point.

He originally requested a 14.5 but the manufactures in China misread the measurement and sent him a size 1,450 for his left foot and a regular 13 for his right. This slipper is big enough for the 6’7” man to sleep in.

The giant's slipper was sent from Hong Kong and measures 210x130x65cm. The online company apologized and did not charge Tom.  They said that is was simply “translation error”.

Tom now has only one slipper, for his right foot.  The intended left slipper can be used as a sleeping bag by the 6'7" Tom.

Man Seeks Jail Time For Toilets


Lockup recommended for man who sneaked into jails

Apr 05 2013 

NEW YORK (AP) — A man who repeatedly used phony credentials to gain entry into New York City's jails may get his wish to do more time.
Prosecutors told a judge on Thursday that they want Matthew Matagrano to be locked up for 10 years. Matagrano, a former inmate, pleaded not guilty to felony burglary in Manhattan Supreme Court.
The judge doubled his bail to $100,000 and ordered him to get medical attention.
The New York Post (http://bit.ly/ZbNv0w ) reports that according to police statements released in court, Matagrano said he repeatedly sneaked into jails because the people inside were "nice" and made him "feel important."  He also said the 'facilities' were a great improvement over those he could find on the streets.
Authorities say Matagrano tried to get inside multiple city lockups, including Rikers Island and the Manhattan Detention Center, where he mingled with inmates for hours.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Lunatic British Couple Burn Up Their Own Children in Bizarre Scheme


UK couple face jail for killing 6 children in fire

Apr 03 2013 
JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press
FILE - In this May 16, 2012 file photo, Mick Philpott, right, and wife Mairead react during a news conference at Derby Conference Centre following...
(ASSOCIATED PRESS)
In this May 16, 2012 file photo, Mick Philpott, right, and wife Mairead react during a news conference at Derby Conference Centre following a fire at their home which claimed the lives of six of his children, Derby, England. (AP Photo/PA, Rui Vieira, File)

LONDON (AP) — Mick Philpott presented himself as an amiable rascal with an unorthodox lifestyle and a rambunctious brood of children — 17 in all, with five women.
Yet the Englishman's ramshackle existence took a horrifying turn when he and his wife set a fire that killed six of their children. Prosecutors said it was an attempt to influence a custody battle that "went disastrously and tragically wrong."

The May 2012 deaths and the twisting saga that ensued have shocked Britain and sparked debate on everything from sexism to Britain's welfare system.
A judge said she would sentence Mick and Mairead Philpott on Thursday for their manslaughter convictions in the deaths of Jayden, Jesse, Jack, John, Jade and Duwayne, aged 5 to 13.
Prosecutors said the couple hatched a plan to start a gasoline-fueled fire and then rescue the children, pinning blame on Philpott's mistress so he could gain advantage in their child custody battle.
The plan went wrong within minutes, because the fire was far bigger than expected and the father was unable to smash a window to get in, prosecutors said.

The couple and a friend who helped them, Paul Mosley, were all convicted of manslaughter this week at England's Nottingham Crown Court.

Before the fire, Philpott, now 56, was a local celebrity — nicknamed "Shameless Mick" after a television program about a disreputable working-class clan — who had appeared on a daytime talk show defending his lifestyle. In 2007, a Conservative lawmaker stayed at his home for a week as she filmed a critical documentary about Britain's welfare system.

The jury — and the nation — got a close-up look during the trial at Philpott's messy life with his 32-year-old wife, his girlfriend and as many as 11 children in a three-bedroom social housing property in Derby, central England. They heard of his threesomes and public sex, of Philpott's controlling behavior and of his bizarre claim that he had not washed for 12 weeks before the fire.
Shortly before the fire, girlfriend Lisa Willis moved out, taking her five children with her. Philpott's five children with Mairead and his wife's 13-year-old son from a previous relationship remained in the home and died in the blaze.

After the fire, the Philpotts made an emotional appeal on television, with Mick describing how he had battled the flames to try to save his children.
But police soon grew suspicious of the couple's erratic behavior and bugged the hotel room where they were staying. The jury was played recordings of Philpott asking his wife: "Are you sticking to the story?"
The couple was arrested two weeks after the fire and charged with murder, later downgraded to manslaughter.
"It was started as a result of a plan between the three of them to turn family court proceedings in Mr. Philpott's favor," said Crown Prosecution Service adviser Samantha Shallow. "It was a plan that went disastrously and tragically wrong."

Man With Toe Fetish


Police: NM man tried to cut off girlfriend's toe

Apr 03 2013 

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) — A former New Mexico shoe salesman accused of biting off part of his girlfriend's toe has been arrested again, this time for allegedly stalking the woman and trying to cut off her big toe with a cigar cutter.

Santa Fe police say the incident Monday was the third attack by 27-year-old Daniel Anaya on his now ex-girlfriend, who has moved to Albuquerque and had obtained a restraining order against him after two previous toe-biting incidents.

Police say Anaya, who used to work as a shoe salesman at a department store, tracked down the woman at her new home and attacked her, but she was able to fight back with a metal fork and escape.
Anaya was arrested that evening after he returned to Santa Fe and sought emergency medical treatment.

Dance Instructor Takes "Zumba" To New Level

Anywhere, April 3, 2013

The popular new dance exercise, Zumba, has been extended to include erotic exercise.  Alexis Wright, a 30 year-old dance instructor in the small, exclusive New England town of Kennebunk, recently accepted a pleas bargain with the District Attorney that provides for her to dance in a cell for 10 months, and to pay $57,000 in restitution plus court costs.

Reversing the usual order, Wright gave Zumba classes to the local women in night classes.  During the day she provided exotic sexual favors for a clientele that included a minister, a hockey coach, a teacher, and a lawyer.  She video taped these sessions for showing to her business partner and voyeur in another town, 100 miles away.

Wright provided her favors in the shuttered dance studio during the day, at her home, and at an office.
It was not made clear by authorities whether the names on Wright's client list would be released to the public.


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Bizarre Indian Marriage Custom

In India women born as Mangliks (an astrological combination when Mars and Saturn are both under the 7th house) are thought to be cursed and likely to cause their husband an early death. In order to ward off
this curse they must be married first…to a tree. The tree is then destroyed and the curse is broken. Poor tree.

Monday, April 1, 2013

Easter Moms Get Egg On Faces


Easter egg hunt at Seattle zoo turns violent Apr 01 2013 


SEATTLE (AP) — One of usually peaceful springtime rituals of childhood — the Easter egg hunt — turned nasty at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.
Blame the moms.
A statement on the Seattle Police Department blotter Monday says the "hard-boiled tale" began Sunday afternoon, "when one woman reportedly pushed a child aside as her own child was scrambling toward some brightly colored eggs."
Police say the two mothers began fighting and had to be separated three or four times. The fisticuffs left one woman with a bloody nose.
Only one mother was still there when officers arrived. She said she wasn't interested in pursuing charges against her attacker.
As the release puts it, that left officers without "any info that could crack the case."