Sunday, January 31, 2010

Woman Files Complaint With Mississippi Consumer Affairs Dept. For False and Misleading Online Advertising


Mississippi woman claims consumer fraud

January 28, 2010

Hicksville, MS

A Hicksville woman who filed a complaint against an online clothing retailer, stated in her claim that: "They flat out lied to me, to my face. They ruirned my anniversary trip by sending me the wrong size pants."

The woman said the company's online ad guaranteed they could "fit any size woman" but when her new pants arrived, she "couldn't even zip those suckers shut." She said she had to cancel her 20th anniversary fishing trip because of the improperly fitted pants.

The woman, who asked to remain "synonymous" because she didn't want her husband to find out she was overweight, said she was mortified and almost had a nervous breakdown. She enclosed a photo of the ill-fitting pants with her written complaint, to demonstrate her point.

A spokesperson for the state agency, who also requested synonimity, because he/she couldn't stop laughing, said it might be several weeks before any action was taken on the complaint due to a backlog of similar complaints filed by other MS women.

Incredibly Stupid Grandmother Almost Kills Granddaughter With Prescription Drugs


Missouri grandma accused of drugging 1-year-old child

Jan 30 2010



JEFFERSON CITY, Mo.— A Missouri woman, eaten up with an advanced case of the "dumbs," is accused of drugging her 1-year-old granddaughter, hoping that the child's divorcing parents would get back together if they had a sick child.

Jefferson City police allege in a probable cause statement that 41-year-old Terri Chilton fed her granddaughter blood thinner on Jan. 12, causing the girl to bleed uncontrollably from her mouth, nose and two minor scratches. The girl survived, but it's not yet known if there was long-term organ damage.

The imbecilic Chilton is charged with one count of first-degree child endangerment. Online court records do not list an attorney for the Jefferson City woman, and there was a courthouse rumor that no local attorney was willing to undertake her defense because she is such an idiot. Chilton also did not immediately return a call to her home seeking comment Saturday. She was released on bond Friday and was advised by friends and relatives to jump bail and flee to Mexico. It was not known if she had taken their advice.

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Information from: Daily Capital News, http://www.newstribune.com

$642 Million Accident On Icy, Slick Road



NM road crash turns into 238-pound pot bust

Jan 31 2010



TUCUMCARI, N.M.— Tracks in the snow leading from a crashed car to the nearby bridge overpass on New Mexico's I-40 just didn't look right to officers.

State police say that officers patrolling the stretch near Tucumcari Saturday found that 40-year-old Henry Alan Lowe of El Paso, Texas, had lost control of his sedan and crashed into a snow pile.

Then they noticed tracks leading back and forth from the trunk to the bridge.

They allege that partially hidden under the overpass were large plastic wrapped bundles and inside was about 238 pounds of raw marijuana with an estimated street value of more than $642,000.

Police say Lowe was arrested after being treated for a gash to his head.

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Material from KRQE-TV, http://www.krqe.com

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Gorilla Responsible For Houston Rooftop Blaze


Escaped Gorilla causes fire atop Houston building, sending scores running to escape the beast

Jan 29 2010

HOUSTON— Fire department officials said an out-of-control inflatable gorilla was blamed for a rooftop blaze at a Houston shopping center. No injuries were reported in the fire early Thursday. The remnants of the inflatable gorilla were seen at the site.

District Chief Fred Hooker said some type of a "blowup doll" was on the roof, the item deflated and landed on some lights, leading to the fire.

Fire authorities said two stores suffered minor water damage. Part of the rooftop also was seen to have suffered fire damage.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Wendy's Chili Results in Truck Driver Black Out, Crash Into Home


Truck driver chokes on chili and crashes into home

Jan 29 2010


Lowell, Mass.— Police said a Massachusetts truck crashed into a home after the driver was knocked unconscious by a small chili from Wendy's. Lowell police said Eric Gremm reported that he choked on the chili when the truck hit a bump, causing him to pass out as the truck veered off the road and slammed into the home. The man, 59, said emergency workers at the scene told him that he had passed out, but he could not remember losing consciousness.

Police said the truck hit the foundation of the home, and authorities were worried that the home might collapse when the truck was pulled out.

Gremm was taken by ambulance to a local hospital for treatment of minor injuries.

Police said he could be cited for eating while driving or, in the alternative, for driving while eating. Both violations carry the same penalty so prosecutors normally toss a coin to decide which offense will be charged. If the coin rolls into a storm sewer or is otherwise lost, all charges are dropped, unless there is a death involved.

DWI Teenager Advertises On Facebook For Jail Time


DWI Defendant Goes to Jail After Posting ‘Drunk in Florida’ Facebook Photo

Jan 28, 2010
Debra Cassens Weiss


A 17-year-old DWI defendant’s Facebook photo labeled “drunk in Florida” may be the reason she was sentenced to six months in jail for a crash that killed her boyfriend.

Ashley Sullivan went to Florida a month after the May 30 crash, then posted the Facebook photo chronicling her time there, the Buffalo News reports. Judge Matthew Murphy III of Niagara County told Sullivan on Wednesday that he was troubled by her conduct after the crash, and that’s the reason for the jail sentence.

After Sullivan serves her sentence, she will be on probation for five years. Sullivan emphasized she won’t be allowed to drink during that period. She was sentenced after pleading guilty to criminally negligent homicide and misdemeanor driving while intoxicated.

Toddler Dropped From Overpass Onto Highway, Run Over By Truck Causing Head To Explode


Baby's head popped by truck wheel

Star-Bulletin staff

Jan 26, 2010

Mary Susan Arnold cried when she described finding the body of 23-month-old Cyrus Belt on the H-1 freeway on Jan. 17, 2008, under a pedestrian overpass.

"There was nothing I could do," Arnold said, "I held the baby's hand and it was warm."

Arnold was the first person to reach the toddler and one of the first witnesses to testify yesterday in the murder trial of Matthew Higa in Circuit Court. Higa, 25, is facing a mandatory life prison term for allegedly killing the toddler by throwing him off the overpass.

Belt died from multiple blunt force injuries sustained in the nearly 29-foot fall, said Dr. Gayle Suzuki, deputy Honolulu medical examiner. A truck also ran over the boy's head after he landed on the roadway.

Arnold said she was driving westbound on the freeway when a car and truck in front of her veered to the right. So she did the same and pulled over. When she passed Belt's body, she said, she knew it was a small child.

She said she ran to Belt and, after realizing he was dead, went back to her car to get a blanket to cover the body.

Hansen "Sonny" Kiaha was driving the truck two vehicles ahead of Arnold when he said he saw something fall in front of him, nearly hitting his vehicle. At the same time, his passenger blurted, "Uncle, it's a baby," Kiaha said.

He said he thought the object couldn't be a baby; it had to be a doll. Almost immediately, "I felt a thump," Kiaha said. "Then I heard a loud pop."

City Prosecutor Peter Carlisle said in his opening statement the popping sound was Belt's head exploding.

Kiaha said he, too, pulled over and ran toward the boy's body.

He said there was no way he could have avoided running over the toddler.

Craig Hengst, who lived at the time near the mauka end of the Miller Street overpass, testified he saw Higa throw Belt off the overpass.

Higa's lawyer, Randy Oyama, did not make an opening statement yesterday. He has said his client is not guilty of murder because Belt was already dead when he plunged off the overpass.

Honolulu police officer Darryl Jones testified that about 25 minutes earlier he found Belt nearby, standing in the middle of Iolani Avenue. Jones was off duty at the time, driving his subsidized vehicle.

"I turned on my strobe lights, got out of the vehicle, grabbed the toddler out of the roadway," he said.

Jones said he took Belt into his vehicle and called police dispatch. But before an on-duty officer arrived, Jones said, he handed the boy over to a man whom the toddler appeared to know. The man, Shane Mizusawa, presented his identification to Jones and said Belt's mother was his girlfriend.

Less than 24 hours earlier, Jones was at the scene of another tragedy while off duty. He witnessed a man bludgeon a woman in the middle of a Kailua roadway with the butt of a shotgun.

Alapeti Tunoa Jr. is serving a life prison term after pleading guilty to murder last year for killing his former girlfriend, Janel Tupuola.

Attorney Randy Oyama, sat to the right of his client, Matthew Higa in the above photo, in the courtroom of Circuit Judge Dexter Del Rosario. Higa is on trial in the death of 23-month-old Cyrus Belt, who was tossed from an H-1 freeway pedestrian overpass to the roadway below.

Belt died from multiple blunt force injuries sustained in the nearly 29-foot fall, said Dr. Gayle Suzuki, deputy Honolulu medical examiner. A truck also ran over the boy after he landed on the roadway.

Arnold said she was driving westbound on the freeway when a car and truck in front of her veered to the right. So she did the same and pulled over. When she passed Belt's body, she said, she knew it was a small child.

She said she ran to Belt and, after realizing he was dead, went back to her car to get a blanket to cover the body.

Hansen "Sonny" Kiaha was driving the truck two vehicles ahead of Arnold when he said he saw something fall in front of him, nearly hitting his vehicle. At the same time, his passenger blurted, "Uncle, it's a baby," Kiaha said.

He said he thought the object couldn't be a baby; it had to be a doll. Almost immediately, "I felt a thump," Kiaha said. "Then I heard a loud pop."

City Prosecutor Peter Carlisle said in his opening statement the popping sound was Belt's head exploding.

Kiaha said he, too, pulled over and ran toward the boy's body.

He said there was no way he could have avoided running over the toddler.

Craig Hengst, who lived at the time near the mauka end of the Miller Street overpass, testified he saw Higa throw Belt off the overpass.

Higa's lawyer, Randy Oyama, did not make an opening statement yesterday. He has said his client is not guilty of murder because Belt was already dead when he plunged off the overpass.

Honolulu police officer Darryl Jones testified that about 25 minutes earlier he found Belt nearby, standing in the middle of Iolani Avenue. Jones was off duty at the time, driving his subsidized vehicle.

"I turned on my strobe lights, got out of the vehicle, grabbed the toddler out of the roadway," he said.

Jones said he took Belt into his vehicle and called police dispatch. But before an on-duty officer arrived, Jones said, he handed the boy over to a man whom the toddler appeared to know. The man, Shane Mizusawa, presented his identification to Jones and said Belt's mother was his girlfriend.

Less than 24 hours earlier, Jones was at the scene of another tragedy while off duty. He witnessed a man bludgeon a woman in the middle of a Kailua roadway with the butt of a shotgun.

Alapeti Tunoa Jr. is serving a life prison term after pleading guilty to murder last year for killing his former girlfriend, Janel Tupuola.