British Official Employs Novel Method To Get Rid of Unwanted Wife

Photo of Possible Pakistani Terrorist Women

British Immigration official fired for putting wife's name on terrorist watch list

1/31/2011

An immigration officer put his own wife on a terrorist watch list – ­so she could not get home from a trip to Pakistan.

The officer was so sick of his partner that when she was visiting family overseas he added her name to the register of people banned from flights into the UK.

When she went to the airport for her return flight officials told her she could not board the plane and would not ­explain why.

She called her husband, who told her he would look into it – but his "look" took THREE YEARS. He was dismissed after his bosses found out about his activities.

In defense of his actions, the fired official offered the above photo as proof of his wife's terrorist activities. He told British officials his wife was the woman wearing a veil. He said he was protecting the British people from terrorism.

Immigration officials were skeptical of the man's story and the photo and pointed out that the officer should have gone through the proper channels. An immigration source said: “A lot of people may dislike their other halves but to do this takes it to the next level."

The immigration source added: “He may have lost his job but he is a bit of a legend in immigration circles. It will be talked about for years as the officer who hated his wife so much he put her on a watch list.”

The wife claimed confusion when she got to the airport and said she had never been involved in anything criminal or terrorist related. Evidently, her British husband had reason to think otherwise and believed he was acting in defense of the Crown. God save the Queen.

It was not immediately clear what became of the wife. It was rumored she had been "taken in" by the Taliban for re-education after being tainted by her infidel way of life in England. A spokeswoman for the Taliban said the woman probably would be caned with 30 to 40 strokes and left to beg in the streets of Islamabad, which used to be Karachi before the Taliban, but definitely would not be stoned to death. The Taliban is working on its international image.

Toxic Candy - The Ultimate Terrorist Attack On American Freedom

Tuesday January 18, 2011

U.S. authorities issued a recall for a brand of Pakistani-made confectionery called Toxic Waste Nuclear Sludge Chew Bars. Obsessed with truth in advertising it turns out the sweets actually are toxic. Tests showed that the cherry flavoring in the bars contained very high quantities of lead.

It is suspected the candy was manufactured by a Pakistani company owned by al Qaeda and was intended as a low key, stealth terrorist attack. Homeland Security and the F.B.I. took over the investigation from the F.D.A., when it learned of the possible terrorist connection. An additional $3 billion was added to the Homeland Security and FBI budgets to continue the investigation. A part of this new spending will be recovered (an estimated $850)and the toxic candy will not go to waste. The withdrawn sweets will be donated to the federal Bureau of Prisons and state prison systems in states with the death penalty. It will be served as dessert for prisoners on death row. Several civil rights groups denounced the move and planned to sue prison authorities pursuant to the 8th Amendment, which prohibits the use of cruel and unusual punishment. Several death row inmates interviewed for this story applauded the move, indicating they would prefer to die a natural death from toxic poisoning than be subjected to the circus atmosphere of death by lethal injection.

Proponents of the use of the candy for prisoners on death row defended the candy as providing a taste treat from standard prison fare and pointed to the cost savings obtained by minimizing the amount of time the inmates had left to live, thus cutting inmate maintenance costs. The toxic candy's manufacturer also lauded the use of the candy to feed prisoners and offered to increase the toxicity levels to obtain even greater cost savings. They pointed out that by having death row inmates die before their scheduled executions,the purchase of expensive chemicals used to kill the inmates could be eliminated and electricity bills cut in those states still employing the electric chair.

Congressional Representatives from 3 states announced plans to introduce a bill requiring that Guantanamo detainees also be fed the toxic waste bars for dessert. This also was denounced by civil rights groups who pointed out the detainees have never received trials and remain unconvicted of any crime. A DOJ spokeswoman, who requested bulemia because she was unauthorized to comment, said, "So what?"

Woman to Avoid in Pool Hall Brawl

Cops: Woman attacked patron with pool cue - major damage

Elizabeth Dinan and several others of unknown identity

January 28, 2011 11:34 AM

PORTSMOUTH — A Greenland woman is charged with a felony alleging she attacked a man with a pool stick, causing a laceration to his face that required nine stitches to close.

Arrested on a felony count of second degree assault, Haley Hansler, 24, of 542 Portsmouth Ave., is accused of splitting the man's face with a deadly weapon, the pool stick, at Legend's Billiards & Tavern.

Due to Ms. Hanslers' reputation and a large mole on her face 4 officers were dispatched to the 80 Hanover Street bar on Dec. 23 at 12:20 a.m. On their arrival they found a very large bouncer, who weighed maybe 300 lbs., sitting on top of Hansler who was prone on the bar floor. It was not immediately clear how she got there but the bouncer was concerned she might get up. Immediately after the incident the bouncer resigned to take a job in a local bakery making cup cakes.

Back at the bar the victim was in another area of the bar holding a bloodied towel near his left eye and had “large amounts of blood on his face and hands.” The bloodied man told police Hansler accused him of being someone who raped her friend several years ago. When he objected to the claim Hansler became enraged and split the man's head open with a pool stick. Hansler claimed the man was her friend's rapist, who “came at her” and she feared for her safety so she swung the pool stick in self defense.

The victim refused medical treatment at the scene, but later went to the hospital where he received nine stitches and reported he was nauseous, couldn't focus properly and was having trouble with his depth perception. He declined to identify himself other than Joe Blow and paid cash.

Hansler is free on personal bond. The man she bashed is reportedly in hiding in Western Canada where he will seek political asylum. Hansler's court appointed attorney took out a peace bond against his client during the pendency of his representation of the woman, citing her reputation for violence.

According to news archives, in 2005 Hansler was charged with facilitating an underage house party after 22 people were taken into custody following a riot at her Portsmouth Avenue home. No one was severely injured and all refused to testify against Hansler, citing fear of being hit with a pool stick or a baseball bat.

Hansler's photo was so dangerous looking that it would not upload or we would have shown you what she looks like. Take our word for it, it was frightening.

Mexican Gangs Catapult Pot into US

Jan 27 2011

Mexican gangs using catapults to hurl pot into the United States of America - Arizonans fight back by smoking the contraband. Mexicans pissed off.


HERMOSILLO, Mexico — Drug smugglers are using an ancient invention as a new way to move marijuana across the border from Mexico to Arizona.

The discovery of two "drug catapults" in the Mexican state of Sonora marks the latest twist in the cat-and-mouse game traffickers play with authorities.

U.S. National Guard troops operating a remote surveillance system at the Naco Border Patrol Station say they observed several people preparing a catapult and launching packages over the fence late last week.

A Mexican army officer says the 3-yard (3-meter) tall catapult was found about 20 yards (20 meters) from the U.S. border on a flatbed towed by a sports utility vehicle.

The officer says the catapult was capable of launching 4.4 pounds (2 kilograms) of marijuana at a time. He says soldiers seized 35 pounds (16 kilograms) of pot, the vehicle and the catapult.

The smugglers left before they could be captured. The surveillance video of them using the catapult was released Wednesday.

A second catapult was discovered Thursday in near Agua Prieta, another border town. Another army officer in that area said an anonymous tip led soldiers to the scene and the catapult was similar to the first.

Mexican officials say it is the first time they have seen this smuggling method used by local traffickers.

Mexican traffickers have previously used planes, tunnels, vehicles, boats and couriers to smuggle drugs into the United States. Colombian drug traffickers have even used homemade submarines.

Argentina Woman, A Failure In Life, Also Fails in Attempted Suicide

"BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — Witnesses saw a woman throw herself from the 23rd story of a Buenos Aires hotel Monday and survive.

The woman, who was distraught over her life failures, failed yet again in her attempt to end her own life. After plunging from the top floor of a 23 floor hotel, she only succeeded in landing in a sitting position on the roof of a taxi whose driver got out just before the impact deeply dented his roof and shattered the windshield.

The woman, a 30-year-old Argentine, was rushed to the nearby Hospital Argerich, where she was being operated on for injuries including internal bleeding and broken hips and ribs, Alberto Crescenti, director of Argentina's Emergency Medical System, told the government news agency Telam. He estimated that she fell nearly 100 meters (330 feet).

The taxi driver, Miguel Cajal, told the C5N television station that he jumped out of the car because he saw a policeman stopping traffic and looking up. Moments later, the driver's side of the car was smashed by the woman's body.

Another taxi driver, Juan Carlos Candame, told Associated Press Television News that he saw the woman climb over a railing at the edge of the building and appear to exchange a few words with someone before jumping into the void.

'I looked up and I saw a girl that was going over the railing while another person was talking to her,' Candame said. 'Then she walked to the edge, went back to talk to the other person, then she turned around and she jumped.'

The woman plunged from the top of the Hotel Crown Plaza Panamericano, where a restaurant overlooks the landmark Obelisk in downtown Buenos Aires.

New York Man Sues Vegas Escort Service For Non-Consensual Sex

Claims stripper took advantage of him while drunk

A New York man filed a federal lawsuit against a Las Vegas escort service for providing him an unsolicited sex act while he was drunk.

The man, Hubert Blackman's pro se complaint suggests remedial work is needed in English. His complaint reads: “An excort had did an illegal sexual act on me during her paid service to me. The excort had broke the law.”

Black told a Vegas newspaper that local police threatened to arrest him when he complained to them about the escort service's illegal services. He was disappointed because the stripper provided by the service didn’t stay the full hour as promised. He also said he was so drunk that he was unable to make an informed decision about what services the stripper was to provide and didn't want to be charged with engaging in illegal sex acts.

Blackman asked the court to close the business, identified as Las Vegas Exclusive Personals, refund his $275 payment and award him $1.8 million in damages for the “tragic event that happened.”

Officials for the escort service told local media it is not involved in prostitution and that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and the lawsuit was filed in federal district court in Reno.

Lowest Cost Diet Around

Indian Yogi Lives Without Food and Water for Over 70 Years- receives his energy from space.

Pravda

Prahlad Jani, an 82 year Indian yogi is used to living with empty stomach. He claims that he receives his energy from space.

At first medics thought him to be a swindler, but when they examined him they were of a different opinion. The unique yogi was placed in a hospital for observation. The first results shocked scientists and now they are trying to find out if other people can be taught to live without food and water.

Prahlad Jani says he has been living without food and water for over 70 years. He said that when he was eight he was homeless and lived in a cave near a Hindu temple where he was allegedly visited by an Indian goddess. She felt sorry for the child and bestowed these wonderful capabilities on him. Since then all he needs to survive is a drop or two of magic nectar sent to him by a goddess every day. The nectar penetrates his body through a special channel on the roof of his mouth. Scientists have no comments about it.

The unique yogi has been in complete isolation in the hospital for a week already and he is observed 24/7 with specially installed cameras. He has not been eating or drinking for the entire week. Every day doctors examine him trying to find signs of weakness or dehydration, but to no avail. They found that his brain cells are at the level of a 25-year old person, and his body is strong and young.

The doctors say they are dealing with a biological miracle because within 108 hours in the hospital he has not eaten or drunk and has not used a restroom even once. This raises complex questions . A human being can live without water and food up to 12 days. There were cases when people lived without food for 16 and even 30 days, but they drank water on the 8th day.

Jani is studied by 35 doctors. They say that yoga practice caused biological changes in his body. He explains it with the “life energy” given to him by the Indian goddess. This “energy” is especially interesting for military doctors.

The doctors are hoping this case will help them to research the ways of survival in extreme conditions without food or water. They believe it could be a real breakthrough in their attempts to send piloted spacecrafts to Mars. The unique patient will be examined for two more weeks. It will take the scientists another two months to meticulously study the results. Only then it will be obvious whether this is a coax or sensation.

Posted by Clavin