Greek Olympian Booted For Racist Comment

“With so many Africans in London…at least the West Nile mosquitoes can eat homemade food!!!”


Statuesque Blonde Greek Women's Triple Jumper kicked out of the Olympics and off the Greek Olympic team for posting the above tweet, which was deemed racist by Olympic officials.  Volou was pissed off for being expelled and said so in no uncertain terms.

The Association of Male Olympians (AMO) lodged an informal protest to gain her reinstatement because she was one of the 'hottest' female athletes in London.


In an informal vote conducted by BizarreStuff, how many of you think Volou's comment was racist?

Chinese Man Loses World's Largest Dick

July 27, 2012

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

The photo below uses a piece of surgical bandage to demonstrate the length of Lin's former penis.

Faith Takes Numerous Faithful To The Hospital With Severe Burns

21 burned in walk over hot coals at Robbins event

Published - Jul 21 2012 03:51PM CST

JOHN S. MARSHALL, Associated Press

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Fire officials said 21 people at an event hosted by motivational speaker Tony Robbins suffered burns while walking across hot coals and three of the injured were treated at hospitals.
The injuries took place during the first day Thursday of a four-day event at the San Jose Convention Center hosted by Robbins called "Unleash the Power Within." Most of those hurt had second and third degree burns, said San Jose Fire Department Capt. Reggie Williams.
Walking across hot coals on lanes measuring 10 feet long and heated to between 1,200 to 2,000 degrees provides attendees an opportunity to "understand that there is absolutely nothing you can't overcome," according to the motivational speaker's website.
Robbins Research International said in a written statement that 6,000 attendees of the event walked across the coals Thursday.
Requests for additional information from The Associated Press were not immediately returned.
Organizers had an "open burn permit" and medical staff at the event, and there was also a fire inspector on the scene, Williams said.
"Once they (the medical staff) became overwhelmed, our inspector called for us," Williams said.
Witness Jonathan Correll was not attending the event, but when he saw a large crowd gathered on a closed-off surface street near the convention center, he got off the light rail he was riding to see what was going on.
"I just heard these screams of agony," he told The Associated Press. People were in pain. It sounded like people were being tortured."
Correll, 25, of San Jose, said he saw three ambulances, about 10 to 15 people on the ground being treated by paramedics and some people being wheeled away on stretchers.
"It was really just chaos," he said.
Participant Sahar Madani told KTVU-TV that attendees were warned that they might get burns or blisters.
"The intention of the event is to get your focus and your attention away from that and look into the power within yourself and focus on just walking on the fire," she told the station.
Robbins, 52, who bills himself as an entrepreneur and "peak performance strategist," has written five books that are published in 14 languages, and has sold more than 40 million audiotapes of a professional development system dubbed "Personal Power," according to his website.
His infomercials have continuously aired on average every 30 minutes, 24 hours a day somewhere in North America since their initial introduction in April 1989, the website says.
Robbins Research International said Friday, "We have been safely providing this experience for more than three decades, and always under the supervision of medical personnel ... We continue to work with local fire and emergency personnel to ensure this event is always done in the safest way possible."

Williams did not have any additional details, such as the ages or names of those hurt.

Saturday Night Fish Fry

A Little While Ago

A truck driver for a South San Francisco fish company who skipped his regular delivery route and sold most of the fish for crack cocaine, avoided jail Thursday by agreeing to head to rehab, San Mateo County prosecutors said.
Byron Duane Bates, 43, of South San Francisco had earlier pleaded no contest to stealing Newport Fish Co.’s truck in October 2011. His three-year prison sentence was suspended on the condition he attend Delancey Street Foundation’s residential drug treatment program in San Francisco.
Bates was supposed to drive a $10,000 load of fish to Sacramento. He got as far as San Francisco and Oakland, where he sold most of the fish for just $400 worth of crack, said Steve Wagstaffe, district attorney for San Mateo County.
The company owner called police when calls started coming in from customers wondering where their fish was. The truck was found four days later in Oakland with 90 percent of the fish gone and the rest rotten, prosecutors said.

Bates, who was already on felony probation for burglary and narcotics possession, pleaded no contest to one count of felony vehicle theft.

Man With Large 'package' Encounters Airport Security Problems

Turns out it's legal to have a weapon of "mass conception" at the airport.
Jonah Falcon was stopped and frisked by the TSA at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9 because of a bulging package hidden in his pants. But the 41-year-old New Yorker wasn't packing a dirty bomb, drugs or a Costco-sized tube of toothpaste. The New Yorker has the world's largest recorded penis.

In an exclusive interview with The Huffington Post, Falcon described his hard times with security guards after his extra carry-on became suspect.
"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time," said Falcon, whose penis is 9 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect. "One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes.'"

Falcon said he knew that his interview was about to get a lot more personal when he was led through one of the X-ray body scanners and passed a metal detector.
"Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth," Falcon said, laughing.

Indeed he did have a growth.

By the age of 18, Falcon knew he had something special when his manhood reached a whopping 12 inches. His family jewel was hailed as the world's largest on record after an HBO documentary featured him in 1999. The Guinness Book of World Records does not record such feats, but Falcon did show his standout feature to Huffington Post Executive Crime/Weird News Editor Buck Wolf.

has been contacted by porn companies but so far has declined offers to 'go commercial' with his wares.

Falcon has come up with a new game plan for airport security.  To make things clear from the outset, he is wearing running shorts when boarding.  Falcon says he  never has been patted down by a female TSA guard.

Amazingly Immense Dude

The heaviest living athlete in the world is Sumo wrestler Emmanuel 'Manny' Yarborough, of Rahway, New Jersey, USA. He stands 2m 3cm, 6ft 8in tall and weighs a colossal 319.3kg, 704lb. He was introduced to Sumo by his judo coach and seven years later, he is ranked number one in the Open Sumo Wrestling Category for Amateurs.

Mr. Yarborough also might have been the scrawny character made famous in the Charles Atlas comic book ads, who had sand kicked in his face by the beach bully until he took the Charles Atlas body building course and became a hunk himself.

Cost Of Child Care Increases

A Kentucky woman is accused of selling her baby for a pickup and methamphetamine, the Lexington Herald-Leader reports.
Heather Kaminskey, of Corbin, Ky., traded her infant for a 1999 Dodge Dakota pickup and some meth, Laurel County Sheriff John Root told the paper.
The couple accused of taking the child, Jeremy and Jamiee Brown, were arrested Thursday on charges of human trafficking. Both have pleaded not guilty,
according to WLEX-TV.

The baby, whom police found with the couple and their three biological kids, is now 6 months old and has been placed in the care of state child-welfare workers.
Kaminskey and the Browns allegedly made the trade soon after the baby was born. Root's office started looking into the incident based on information from a confidential source, the Lexington Herald-Leader reports.
Officers tracked down the pickup and the current owner told police he bought the truck from Kaminskey for $800.
Police have not located Kaminskey but tell the paper they plan to charge her. If convicted, Jeremy and Jamiee Brown could face up to 20 years in prison.