Thursday, November 29, 2012

Allergy Wrecks California Used Truck and Car Lot


Sneezing fit to blame in crash at Calif. dealership

Published - Nov 29 2012 08:51PM EST
Associated Press
SAN LEANDRO, Calif. (AP) — The California Highway Patrol says a sneezing fit caused a truck driver to crash into nearly a dozen vehicles at a San Francisco Bay-area auto dealership.
CHP officials say Antonio Zamora of Modesto was driving 30 to 35 mph around 4:40 a.m. Thursday when he experienced the sneezing attack that caused the collision at the used car lot in San Leandro.
Officer Daniel Jacowitz says no one was injured, but 10 cars and trucks were damaged.
Jacowitz says the 42-year-old Zamora wasn't cited, and investigators don't believe drugs or alcohol were involved.

The simple things we forget

Man forgets to let go of bungee cord | Weird | News | Calgary Sun

Famous Penis in Plaster

The editors of Bizarre Stuff don't know if "Cynthia" is still around.  But if you ask around the art crowd in Chelsea, Soho, Noho, and Tribecka someone has to know where she can be found.

Jimi Hendrix
(Singer / Guitarist -
Jimi Hendrix Experience)

February 25, 1968

Cynthia's Casting Serial
#00004

item
#0001

description:
The Godfather of Whopper Choppers in my collection! Because this was one of my first shots at plaster casting, the end result came out kind of gnarly. I prematurely cracked the mold open, only to find a still-moist, broken cast inside. So yes, Jimi did in fact, break the mold! But thanks to Elmer's Glue, I managed to reconnect the head to the shaft to the testicles. Very statuesque and antique-looking; like Grecian art. The Canadian underground paper Georgia Straight called it the "Penis de Milo." There's no denying that Jimi towers over most of my collection. His long, thick shaft combined with his disproportionately small head brings a shudder to the spinal cord!

memories:
Jimi's pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough. I spent the next 15 minutes pulling out each individual hair one by one, while he had intercourse with just the right sized repository — his negative impression! This unexpected delay made him late for his show that evening, where he was seen scratching his crotch a lot onstage.

in an edition of 30:
signed and #'d by Cynthia
limited numbers still available
upon request



length of cast:
5 7/8"

width of base:
3 5/8"



circumference of shaft:
6 1/4"
materials:
plaster



price:
$2,500.00

Toilet Paper Loss Mystery Solved

This Nov. 28, 2012 photo provided by Eastern New Mexico University shows a case of toilet paper that was sent anonymously by a New Mexico college graduate to his alma mater. Eastern New Mexico University said Wednesday that it received a box of toilet paper this week along with a Christmas card and written apology note by a former student who admitted stealing toilet paper for a prank. (AP Photo/Courtesy of Eastern New Mexico University)
This Nov. 28, 2012 photo provided by Eastern New Mexico University shows a case of toilet paper that was sent anonymously by a New Mexico college graduate to his alma mater, Eastern New Mexico University.  The university said Wednesday that it received a box of toilet paper this week along with a Christmas card and written apology note by a former student who admitted stealing toilet paper for a prank. (AP Photo/Courtesy of Eastern New Mexico University.)

The university Vice Provost and former sheriff's deputy, vowed to track down the student and have him or her charged with a crime.  "First it's just a roll of toilet tissue, then furniture, and then it escalates to a university building.  We can't afford to lose any of our buildings."

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Sexiest Man Alive?

Somewhere in the Far East  (Mysterious)
Nov. 28, 2012


BEIJING (AP) — The online version of China's Communist Party newspaper has hailed a report by The Onion naming North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive" — apparently unaware it is satire.
The People's Daily ran a 55-page photo spread on its website Tuesday in a tribute to the moon-faced leader, under the headline "North Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012."
Quoting The Onion's spoof report, the Chinese newspaper wrote, "With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true."

"Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," the People's Daily cited The Onion as saying.
The photos the People's Daily selected include Kim on horseback squinting into the light and Kim waving toward a military parade. In other photos, he is wearing sunglasses and smiling, or touring a facility with his wife.

An online editor for the People's Daily said Wednesday that the photo spread would be taken offline.
"We have realized it is satirical," said the editor who works on the site's South Korea channel, one of the three channels where it was posted. He refused to give his name. When asked whether editors knew the Onion piece was satirical when the People's Daily item was first posted, he declined to clarify, but added that they picked up the news after first seeing it on China's state-run Guangming Daily website.
He said that he hoped the incident wouldn't draw too much attention.


Once the Chinese major news outlet fell for the satirical article in the U.S. magazine, The Onion, that named North Korea's chubby, baby-faced dictator, Kim Jong un, as the "sexiest man alive," The North Korean press immediately picked up the story and ran a major, multi-paged article extolling the manly virtues and overall good looks of the pudgy, moon-faced Kim, also unaware of the satirical nature of the Onion spoof.  Kim Jong un's equally un glamorous wife, Ri Sol Ju (plus or minus 30 pounds) is shown accompanying him on a state visit to a people's pleasure park.

BizarreStuff is conducting its own independent poll to find out how many of our readers agree that Kim Jong un is the "sexiest man alive?"  You can answer 'yes' or 'no' as an anonymous commentator at the end of the story.

Thanks for your participation.

The Editor
BizarreStuff

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Drop-In Cleaning Service - No Appointment Required


Ohio's 'cleaning fairy' gets 1 year of probation

Nov 26 2012 

CLEVELAND (AP) — An Ohio woman dubbed the "cleaning fairy" after she broke into a home, cleaned it and left a $75 bill has been put on probation for one year.
A judge sentenced 53-year-old Susan Warren of Elyria (eh-LEER'-ee-uh) on Monday in Cleveland on her guilty plea to attempted burglary. She also must do 20 hours of community service. (cleaning houses?)
The woman told authorities she was driving by the Westlake house and "wanted something to do." She broke in, washed some coffee cups, took out the trash, vacuumed and dusted inside the house. Then she left a bill written on a napkin and included her phone number.
Warren says she owns a cleaning business and sometimes enters homes, cleans them and leaves a bill.

Monday, November 26, 2012

Odd Bodies

At what point do you become too big? At what point do you become an oddity, deformed not by genetics but because of your own choice?  People look at you as if you were not real. Unfortunately there is a fine line between a ripped Arnold (from the 70′s) body and becoming obsessed. These are the dudes who took it that extra step. Read more at http://regretfulmorning.com/2012/09/insane-body-builders-8-pics/#D3RVH7zHDKZLshsL.99 


Not to be outdone are the women who strive for the "wasp waist" look.  A waist trained to be 15" (her actual waist size) by always wearing a tight belt produces an odd look much like the dude with the super shoulders and chest.