
Man displays bold new fashion statement, on his face
Falkland Islands, Nov. 8, 2010
An unidentified man who is basically unidentifiable without the use of a large magnet and a small shrink, declared himself available for marriage or other similar relationship in a secret communique that has been withheld from the public. When asked by a reporter for the Dade County Pickaxe, a weekly publication about mountain climbing and violent assassinations, how he expected to get married or otherwise "hooked-up" with someone if he did not publish his interest, he retorted that "wasn't his problem."
He had a point so it was decided by the reporter to leave it at that. So she did, asking that her name not be used, and this is it. (Broad hint: It's Patti)

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