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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Keeping His Tool Cool


Man puts shrimp in pants, strikes guard, police say

Mar. 28, 2011 Associated Press

DOVER, Pa. - A central Pennsylvania man faces robbery and assault charges after he stuffed a bag of frozen shrimp down his pants and attacked a grocery store security guard.

Northern York County Regional Police say 37-year-old Brian McDaniel was spotted hiding the shrimp in his pants and struck a security guard who tried to stop him inside a grocery store Thursday in Dover Township. The guard sustained minor injuries.

McDaniel was caught in the store's parking lot by the security guard who pursued him and a bystander. He is being held on $10,000 bail.

It was not immediately clear if McDaniel had an attorney.

It was not immediately clear if McDaniel had a brain.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/28/20110328pennsylvania-shrimp-in-pants.html#ixzz1KUu65SOw