Bleached Groin? Yikes.....

Shenay J. Jackson, 19, of Gainesville, Fla., is accused of pouring bleach into her ex boyfriend's lap while he was driving.


Jackson pushed her ex in the face as he was driving, according to the arrest report filed by Gainesville Police Officer Kimano Edwards. Then she opened a bottle of beach and poured it on his lap.

"(Jackson's) actions caused the victim's clothes to be soaked with bleach which produced a burning sensation to the victim's groin," Edwards wrote in the report, according to the Gainesville Sun.

As a result, the man, who has not been identified, had to pull over and remove his clothes due to the burning caused by the bleach.

Man With Name Tattoed On Arm Gives Cop A False Name

Idaho man with name tattoo tries to lie to police about his identity.

Apr 04 2012 No photo available

TWIN FALLS, Idaho (AP) — A 19-year-old Idaho man with his last name tattooed on his forearm apparently tried to give police a fake name and was arrested.

Dylan Edward Contreras was arrested early Saturday on outstanding warrants.

An officer says he told three men who were walking on the street with a dog to move to the sidewalk, and that one looked like he might run away, so he asked for identification.

Contreras identified himself as Emiliano Velesco, and a police database search found no matches. The officer then had a dispatcher run a check with the birthday he was given and the last name tattooed on the forearm. Bingo, Contreras was busted.

Contreras had three outstanding warrants for failure to appear on charges including providing false information.

Snake Aboard Plane Had No Valid Ticket

Snake on a plane compels Aussie pilot to turn back

Apr 04 2012 May not be the actual snake

Associated Press

CANBERRA, Australia (AP) — An airline executive says a pilot on a cargo run found a snake loose in his light plane and turned back to his north Australian base.

In a scene reminiscent of the 2006 movie "Snakes on a Plane," pilot Braden Blennerhassett saw the snake's head pop out from under the dashboard of his twin-engine Beechcraft Baron G58 shortly after takeoff from Darwin airport on Tuesday.

Air Frontier director Geoff Hunt said Thursday that his employee was a "cool character" who told air traffic control: "I'm going to have to return to Darwin. I've got a snake on board the plane."

The reptile quickly slithered away. A snake handler was later unable to find the snake, which might have escaped after the plane landed. The snake's species is not known.

Then again it might be lurking on board waiting for a chance to strike.

Sweetheart Deal For Ex-Colorado Sheriff

Former Colorado sheriff once named national "Sheriff of the Year" pleads guilty to charges of trading meth for sex and is sentenced to 38 days in jail.

Tenants Should Leave Nothing Behind When Moving Out

Ohio landlord finds dismembered body in bathtub
Apr 03 2012



(ASSOCIATED PRESS AND BIZARRE STUFF EDITORS)

This undated photo provided by the Butler County Sheriff Department shows Kandis Forney. Forney is one of five people arrested after the body of 21-year-old Jessica Rae Sacco was found Friday, March 30, 2012 in her Urbana, Ohio apartment. Matthew Puccio, who lived with Sacco, is accused of killing her. Forney and 3 others are accused of watching the killing. One participated in the dismemberment. (AP Photo/Butler County Sheriff Department)

URBANA, Ohio (AP) — A landlord who found a woman's dismembered remains in her bathtub said he had felt compelled to break into the locked bathroom after her worried mother came looking for her.

Gary Zerkle told reporters on Tuesday that 21-year-old Jessica Sacco's mother arrived at Sacco's Urbana home last Thursday, concerned she had not heard from her daughter in days.

Zerkle found Sacco's remains the next morning. Police say Sacco's on-again, off-again boyfriend, Matthew Puccio, had stabbed her, placed a bag over her head and suffocated her. They say Sacco was then dismembered, with some body parts found miles away in Kentucky.

Zerkle was having the house emptied on Tuesday by a crew that wore white protective gear and facemasks and placed items in a large refuse container. He said he plans to have the bathroom gutted.

"I can't go in there thinking about what happened," he said.

Crews were disposing of almost everything but salvaged Sacco's birth certificate and a baby book. Zerkle said he plans to return them to her mother.

Iowan Really Pissed Off At Co-workers

Iowan caught urinating on co-workers' chairs.

Apr 03 2012



WEST DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — An information technology worker accused of urinating on colleagues' chairs at an office in Iowa has surrendered to police.

The Des Moines Register reports (http://dmreg.co/HMXr7Q ) that 59-year-old Raymond Foley turned himself in Saturday to face a charge of second-degree criminal mischief.

Foley declined to comment to The Associated Press on Tuesday, other than to acknowledge that he no longer works at the Farm Bureau office in West Des Moines.

Police say some co-workers had complained about stains on their chairs. A security system was installed, and police say it caught Foley in the act.

Police documents say Foley looked up employee photos in the agency database and then would go into the office during off hours and urinate on their chairs.

The chair damage was estimated at $4,500.

Officer, We Were Just Taking My Calf Out For An Afternoon Drive

Men arrested after deputy finds calf in backseat

Apr 02 2012

Photo not the actual calf

CARLSBAD, N.M. — New Mexico authorities arrest three men found with a 220-pound calf in the backseat of their car.

The Carlsbad Current Argus reports that the men are accused of cattle rustling. They were jailed on charges of suspicion of larceny of livestock, conspiracy, lack of a bill of sale and exporting livestock.

Luna County sheriff's office says a deputy pulled over their Honda Civic on Friday and saw the animal sharing the backseat with one of the alleged thieves. The deputy said the back seat was very crowded and smelled.

The three alleged cattle rustlers are being held at the Luna County Detention Center.