California Woman Nabbed Pushing Smelly Trash Can Filled With Dead Man's Body Parts.

May 31 2011

(AP Photo/Ontario Police Department)

A police booking photo released by the Ontario Police Dept. on Tuesday May 31,2011 shows Carmen Montenegro, 51, who was arrested on suspicion of murder after she was found pushing a trash container containing human remains down an Ontario, Calif. street Sunday, May 29,2011.

ONTARIO, Calif. — A woman is under investigation for murder after witnesses reported to police that she was pushing a foul-smelling trash can down the street, which led to the discovery of a man's body parts in the barrel and what appeared to be bodily fluids at a nearby house, authorities said.

Montenegro was arrested Sunday after police found the garbage can filled with the remains, Ontario police Detective Jeff Crittenden said Tuesday.

Authorities have not yet identified the man, how he died, when he died, where he died or the relationship between him and Montenegro. Investigators were withholding information about which body parts were in the trash can, a 30-gallon plastic container, and which ones are missing, Crittenden said.

Montenegro, who listed her occupation as a clerk on police documents, has apparently lived on and off over the years in the house, which is owned by a family member, he said.

Investigators spent Monday excavating property around the house. A hole was found in the backyard and what may have been body fluids were detected, but Crittenden would not say if a grave or additional body parts were found.

The house is about 200 yards from where Montenegro was pushing the can in Ontario, about 40 miles east of Los Angeles.

Neighbors started calling police around 3 p.m. Sunday.

Crittenden said no other suspect was being sought but added: "We can't eliminate other people. We have to figure out the identity of the victim and figure out what kind of relationship the suspect had to the victim."

Police don't think there are other victims, the detective said. "It looks like an isolated incident, but we are still looking," Crittenden said.

People with no knowledge of Montenegro or the events, speculated that the woman had killed her boyfriend and tried to keep his body until the odor became too overpowering. "It would be interesting to know if his privates were in the barrel," said a stranger who heard about the case and came by for a look.

Pet Mountain Lion Slain By Montana Game Official

Helena, MT
5-26-11

A 'pussycat' mountain lion taking a nap on the porch of a Helena resident was shot to death while sleeping. The cat had done nothing to anyone and apparently only wanted to snooze in a warm, sheltered spot.

The one year-old lion is shown in the attached photo lying dead in the bed of a pickup truck, its body growing cold in the brisk Montaina air. It was not clear what would become of the lion's carcass or if its owner was made aware of the slaying.

Prague Zoo Sells Elephant Crap

Stinky souvenirs! Elephant dung for sale.

5/30/2011

PRAGUE — In the never ending quest to separate consumers from their money, the Czech Zoo in Prague has resorted to selling small quantities of elephant poop in containers that look like ice cream packaging.

Selling the elephant poop, which is the brainchild of the zoo director, Miroslav Bobek, whose surname coincidentally means offal, has proved popular among Czech gardeners.

$3.90 U.S. will get you 1 kilogram (2.2 pounds) of elephant crap. Zoo officials claim they are moving about 200 kilos of crap every weekend, raking in about $800. The shit business is so good they plan to expand the program to weekdays as well. But one tourist said she wouldn't buy the crap at any price, calling the scheme "very unusual."

Elephant crap can be hand gathered for free in the wild, as shown in the attached photo. Of course you have to go where the elephants live, naturally.

The brisk sales of elephant crap suggests a possible market for all kinds of animal poop. Chimp crap should be popular, and lion dung The crap of exotic animals should bring higher prices. Who doesn't want a bag of lemur droppings or koala crap? Or what about a small bag of cobra crap? (See pic of cobra above.)

So far, Czech health officials haven't raised any red flags.

Law Breaking Skanky Colorado Trooper Rebuffed

Man charged for giving state trooper the finger has charge dropped

May 28 2011

DENVER — A harassment charge has been dropped in the case of a 35-year-old Colorado man who faced prosecution for displaying his middle finger to a Colorado State Patrol trooper.

The State Patrol said in a statement late Friday that it asked that the case be dropped.

The American Civil Liberties Union had argued that while the gesture may be have been rude, it amounted to protected free speech.

According to the ACLU, Shane Boor was driving to work in April when he saw a trooper pull over a car. As Boor passed by, he extended his middle finger in the trooper's direction.

Boor was later stopped and received a criminal summons ordering him to appear in court to answer a criminal charge of harassment, which carries a possible six-month jail term.

The cop was upset because someone gave him the finger and wanted to punish him criminally and violate the man's right to free speech.

In the accompanying photo a grandmother shoots the bird to a roomful of cops. She is merely exercising her 1st Amendment right to freedom of speech and these cops know it. The Colorado trooper was simply pissed off and wanted to use his authority to punish the man.

Speed Idiot Loose On Road

Kyle Busch, a total idiot, tries to apologize for driving 128 mph in 45 MPH zone

May 26 2011


Shown in a May 13, 2011 photo, Kyle Busch, a NASCAR driver with the Joe Gibbs racing team appears to be the empty headed idiot that he is. He was clocked by a No. Carolina sheriff's deputy driving a yellow, $400,000 Lexus 128 mph in a 45 mph speed zone. Busch said in a statement that he was driving a new sports car and got carried away. No kidding? The moron then went on to say it would never happen again.

It should never happen again because his driver's license should be suspended for life.


The citation said Busch told the officer who stopped him the Lexus was "just a toy."

Busch is a smart ass with no brains and should be dropped from the Toyota sponsored racing team. He also should be suspended for life by NASCAR, along with his braggart buddy, Denny Hamlin.

Human Balloon - Ouch

Impaled on an Air Compressor Hose

WELLINGTON, New Zealand — 05/25/11

A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 100 pounds a square inch.

Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body.

"I felt the air rush into my body and I felt like it was going to explode from my foot," he told local media from his hospital bed in the town of Whakatane, on North Island's east coast.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."

McCormack's workmates heard his screams and ran to him, quickly releasing a safety valve to stop the air flow, said Robbie Petersen, co-owner of the trucking company.

He was rushed to the hospital with terrible swelling and fluid in one lung. Doctors said the air had separated fat from muscle in McCormack's body, but had not entered his bloodstream.

McCormack, 48, said his skin felt "like a pork roast" – crackling on the outside but soft underneath.

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Mom Sweet Mom

Woman accused of trying to sell girl's virginity - Road RunnerPublished - May 24 2011 09:30AM CST

By JENNIFER DOBNER - Associated Press

SALT LAKE CITY — A Salt Lake City woman has been charged with offering her 13-year-old daughter's virginity to a man for $10,000.

The 38-year-old woman was charged Monday in Utah's 3rd District Court with two first-degree felony counts of aggravated sex abuse of a child and two second-degree felony counts of sexual exploitation of a minor.

In court papers, prosecutors allege that the woman had discussed letting her daughter perform oral sex and other sex acts with an adult male. The negotiated offer and an arrangement to exchange the teen's virginity for money were detailed in a string of text messages which were seen by the woman's boyfriend, who called police, court papers say.

The mom acknowledged the plan in an affidavit given to police in which she said her daughter was in agreement. The daughter, who admitted initially agreeing, later changed her mind.

The mom said she and the girl had been modeling lingerie for the man in a local store and at their home near the Utah State Capitol. Investigators say the woman said she had also taken pictures of her daughter wearing only a bra and skimpy, thong underwear and sent them to another adult male.

In the same affidavit, the girl told police she initially agreed to the sex-for-money arrangement, but later told her mother that she did not want to go through with it.

The Associated Press is not naming the woman to avoid identifying the daughter.

A check of Utah State Court records shows the woman has a criminal history that includes misdemeanor convictions for illegal drug possession and driving under the influence. A forgery case filed against her in 2007 was dismissed after she successfully completed a court-ordered drug treatment program.