Sarah Palin in shocking police photo
Tarpon Springs, Fla. Feb 6, 2010
Sarah Palin, the ubiquitous ex-beauty contestant, ex-model, ex-Mayor, ex-Governor, ex-Repubnican Vice Presidential candidate, ex-briber, ex-student, ex-motivational speaker, ex-fundraiser, ex-mother-in-law, ex-endangered species hunter, ex-poster child for the Repubnican Party, and soon to be ex-Fox news commentator, may soon be able to add ex-con to her all-exes report card.
In the photo to your left, an unidentified man,arrested and charged with domestic battering is a long-time supporter of Ms.Palin. When asked by a reporter how he felt about Ms. Palin becoming the next U.S. President, he responded, "Well, she'll still have them great 'knockers' which is why I voted for McCain. This country needs more good eye candy in the White House and the cabinet. Madelyn Albright, Condoleeza Wright-Wing, Nancy Bela-Pelosi, and Hillary Dillary Dock just won't cut it. We need broads like that French President's wife, Carli Bruno or that ex-hooker who's a member of the Italian parliament That will put an end to all the bickering and back biting. All them pompous cabinet officials and Wall Street bozos will be too focused on Sarah's boobs, Carli's caboose, and the Italian ex-hooker's book-of-little tricks-to-tantalize your man, to give a fat rat's butt about policy."
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