Your 11-year-old daughter has stomach pains. You and your boyfriend (photo above) decide to take her to the hospital. After some tests, the cause of the stomach pain is revealed:  She's pregnant. Just as you're trying to adjust to this astounding news, your 42-year-old boyfriend asks for the keys to the car so he can run an errand. And never returns. Matters deteriorate even further.

Your middle-aged boyfriend totally disappears and it's pretty clear why.  Then the boyfriend calls to explain and apologize for knocking up your 11-year-old kid.

And it gets worse. The man, Gregory Johns, then robs a couple at knife-point, leaving a note apologizing to the daughter for sexually assaulting her.

Johns then breaks into the home of an elderly woman who he ties up and gags for 12 hours.
And it gets worse. He also calls his girlfriend and tells her that the cops will have to kill him before he goes back to jail. Turns out he'd been in jail 10 times  previously -- on charges ranging from aggravated assault to armed robbery.

Eventually, the dumb crook holes up in a hotel in Florida, where the cops find him. He reportedly comes out of the bathroom with a knife in hand, threatens the police, and they fatally shoot him.

We now reportedly have an 11-year-old girl impregnated by her mother's dead middle-aged criminal boyfriend.  If the Republicans win in November will she be forced to have the child?