Saturday, July 30, 2016

Flight Attendant Reacts To Plane Farter

July 30, 2016

The struggle is very real.

Seriously. Planes have been grounded over flatulence.
And, apparently, we do fart more on a flight. According to University of Copenhagen clinical professor Jacob Rosenberg, it’s simple physics.
The average person breaks wind 10 times a day when on the ground. In the air, this is exacerbated by the drop in pressure in the air cabin.
Also, it doesn’t help matters that everyone’s cooped up in a small space.
So, spare a thought for one disgruntled passenger, for whom the flatulence in rows 10 to 12 became so bad, she was forced to pass this note, written on a napkin, to her flight attendant.

Ass Cancer?

My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger.

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Sex Toy Town

Sex Toy Town

Proud to Live in a Town Called Dildo


Credit Cari Vander Yacht

An hour’s drive from the town of Cum By Chance, past Spread Eagle Island, there is a large green traffic sign that often functions as its very own destination: “Dildo,” the sign proclaims, with an arrow pointing straight ahead.
The idyllic fishing village of Dildo, Newfoundland, is home to about 1,200 people, most of whom refer to themselves quite proudly as Dildoians. Where did the town get its name? The locals, eager to dispel misguided notions about sex toys, offer a variety of theories — a 16th-century Spanish sailor, maybe, or an archaic term for an oblong piece of nautical gear.
The fishing and whaling industries have defined Dildo society for centuries, and the town celebrates them with an annual waterfront festival known as Dildo Days (July 27-31 this year). A flotilla of boats circles the bay, led by a wooden statue of a certain Capt. Dildo in a rain slicker painted bright yellow. Souvenir-hunting visitors can purchase commemorative apparel, but be forewarned: The “I Survived Dildo Days” T-shirts sell out fast.
A few Dildoians have had second thoughts over the years. A local electrician even started a public campaign in 1990 to have the town rechristened. But he was forced to drop the effort after a wave of harassment from residents who were offended by anyone’s taking offense at the name.
Still, Dildoians can count themselves lucky. At least they do not live just a bit farther up the Newfoundland coast — on Ass Rock.

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Turtles' Escape U.S. to Canada

Smuggler's Crotch

A man was stopped at the U.S. Canadian border with 51 turtles hidden in his pants.

The turtles were immigrating to Canada because of political turmoil in the U.S.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Blog Owner's Post

May 16, 2016

My apologies to my loyal fans and readers of BizarreStuff. Due to a series of medical maladies I have been unable to post bizarre stories and events for two months. Unfortunately, membership declined during my absence, by almost 30 individuals. Hopefully, they will return once they learn BizarreStuff is back in business. If you know anyone who left during this period, or any new friends you think night be interested, please inform them that Bizarrestuff is back and promises to be even more bizarre, beginning with today's post about an unfortunate runner with a bowel problem.


The Graywolf

Runner Shits Shorts

May 16, 2016
Undisclosed location

A man, running in a competitive race, lost control of his bowels and began shitting his shorts as he ran on. Seemingly indifferent to his malady he passed in front of a crowd of people who were stunned by the sight. It is not known if the man completed the race and if so, if he won.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Alligator Maniac

February 8, 2015

Gator's not on the menu at Wendy's but it did show up inside at least one location recently. Last October a Florida man with a vendetta threw a three-and-a-half foot long alligator through the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant just east of Palm Beach. Yesterday, 23-year-old Joshua James was arrested at his home for the incident, which was documented by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. According to police records, he was changed with second degree petty theft (of the reptile, which he had picked up off the side of the road earlier that day), possession and injury of an alligator, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He's being held on a $3,000 bond.