Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Turtles' Escape U.S. to Canada

Smuggler's Crotch

A man was stopped at the U.S. Canadian border with 51 turtles hidden in his pants.

The turtles were immigrating to Canada because of political turmoil in the U.S.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Blog Owner's Post

May 16, 2016

My apologies to my loyal fans and readers of BizarreStuff. Due to a series of medical maladies I have been unable to post bizarre stories and events for two months. Unfortunately, membership declined during my absence, by almost 30 individuals. Hopefully, they will return once they learn BizarreStuff is back in business. If you know anyone who left during this period, or any new friends you think night be interested, please inform them that Bizarrestuff is back and promises to be even more bizarre, beginning with today's post about an unfortunate runner with a bowel problem.


The Graywolf

Runner Shits Shorts

May 16, 2016
Undisclosed location

A man, running in a competitive race, lost control of his bowels and began shitting his shorts as he ran on. Seemingly indifferent to his malady he passed in front of a crowd of people who were stunned by the sight. It is not known if the man completed the race and if so, if he won.