South Carolina Police sting busts up 69 in parking lot
MARCH 9--While on patrol early Sunday morning at a mall in Orangeburg, South Carolina, an alert cop noticed a parked Chevy conversion van rocking. When Corporal William Murphy shined a light though the vehicle's back window, he expected to find teenagers rocking it up with the help of a little marijuana for stimulus. Instead, he spotted Shanna Byrd, 30, and Ronald Braxton, 32, both naked and in action together. Specifically, according to an Orangeburg Department of Public Safety report, "Mrs. Byrd's head was in Mr. Braxton's groin area and Mr. Braxton's head was in Mrs. Byrd's groin area." When the naked couple failed to respond after being bathed in 15 seconds of portable police spotlight, Murphy started knocking. (I hear you knockin,' but you cain't come in.)
Braxton was not pleased by the interruption,but managed to uncouple from Byrd (the amorous duo are portrayed in the accompanying police arrest photo). After Murphy identified himself, Braxton became more subdued but responded, "Fuck you. Who is it?" Despite Murphy's order to open the van's door, Braxton, continuing to curse the officer, refused to exit (during a brief standoff, Braxton took time out to smoke a post-coital cigarette). After locating her clothing and dressing, Byrd eventually opened the door, and was busted along with Braxton for misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Cops reported that both arrestees were intoxicated. The amorous pair might have gone undetected, of course, had their van not been parked, with its engine running, rocking back and forth, underneath a light pole.
When questioned by local reporters at the police station, both Byrd and Braxton joined in the following statement: "No comment."
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