Mom turns in son for stealing drugs from her bra
Apr 30 2010
MEMPHIS, Tenn.— A Memphis woman called police after she found her son stealing her prescription sedatives from her bra. The Commercial Appeal reported that police found a 28-year-old man hiding under a neighbor's sport utility vehicle Wednesday morning. The mother, whose name police didn't release, told officers she awakened before dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra, where she kept it to prevent him from stealing it.
Police said the man had 22 Xanax pills, 15 of them wrapped in toilet paper and hidden in his sock. Officer said a search of the man's room turned up more pills and various drug paraphernalia.
Investigating officers performed a strip search of mom to determine if drugs were all her 28 year-old son had taken from his mother's bra. On further questioning, the mom did acknowledge that she was actually awakened by a sensation of someone massaging her breast, which she at first thought was her boyfriend before discovering it was her son. Under further questioning, the son acknowledged that he had a "hot" mama. Mother and son were later charged with consensual incest, a felony in the state, carrying a maximum penalty of $50 and 20 days in jail.
The son was in jail Thursday with bond set at $40,000. The mother was taken to an undisclosed location by detectives for a more thorough search, including body cavities. Police estimated the search could take up to 7 days, depending on the number of officers involved in the search.
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Information from: The Commercial Appeal, http://www.commercialappeal.com
He was apparently weaned too late in life...
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