Never Too Old For a Roll in the Park

Cop Catches Man, 76, Performing Oral Sex on Woman, 64, In South Carolina Park

July 26, 2013 Myrtle Beach, S. C.

A drunken South Carolina couple--he’s 76, she’s 64--was arrested yesterday on indecency charges after the man was spotted performing oral sex on the woman in a city park.
According to an arrest report, James Harsey and Audra Rodriguez were trysting by a bridge in Balsam Park in Myrtle Beach. Surrounded by “several bottles of vodka,” Harsey “had his head between the legs” of Rodriguez “performing oral sex on her exposed genitals.”
Harsey and Rodriguez, pictured in the amug shots, are scheduled to appear in General Sessions court today.
A Myrtle Beach Police Department report describes what one unfortunate officer encountered when he came upon Harsey and Rodriguez lying on the ground near a bush: “He observed Offender 2 laying on her back with her shorts and panties pulled down to her ankles and her genitals exposed. Offender 1 was laying face down between Offender 2’s legs performing oral sex on Offender 2.”
Along with misdemeanor lewd and lascivious conduct charges, Harsey and Rodriguez were charged with being intoxicated in the park, where “they had 3 bottles of vodka, all opened.”