Thursday, April 17, 2014

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives

By Alan Duke, CNN
updated 3:15 PM EDT, Wed April 16, 2014

STORY HIGHLIGHTS
  • Andre Johnson is seriously injured, but survives the fall
  • He is taken along with his recovered penis to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center
  • Johnson was a member of North Star, a Wu-Tang Clan affiliated hip hop group
  • He performs under the name Christ Bearer
  • It has been rumored that the rapper may become the roommate of Lorena Bobbitt, who resides on Weiner Cutoff Rd.  Ms Bobbitt declined to provide any more details, citing her right to privacy, pointing out that the incident had ruined her social and sex lives.  She said her current residence was selected and leased in her name by a real estate agent.  "I can't fault her.  She knew nothing of my distant background."  Bobbitt said she had gotten used to her street name and had grown to like it as it was a good reflexion of who she is.  She said her only regret was that she had not been asked out on a date since her story came out.  She did show reporters a police photo of the bloody knife she used to slice off the dude's toy.  Yech. 

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