Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Fish Attack

Girlfriend assaults man with mounted sailfish during spat
SF Gate Nov, 1, 2015

Girlfriend assaults man with mounted sailfish during spat Photo: Andy Newman, AP Updated 1:41 pm, Monday, November 2, 2015 WHITEHALL, Mich. (AP) — A 61-year-old western Michigan man has been injured after his girlfriend slugged and poked him with a mounted sailfish during an argument. WOOD-TV reports (http://bit.ly/1PeiiY7 ) that the man was sketching the fish early Sunday morning in his Whitehall home, northwest of Grand Rapids. Police say his 58-year-old girlfriend became angry and moved the Read the full story

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    1. Yeah. It's clear the fish was at fault. No fish, no harm.

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  2. These are excellent comments. It's clear the fish is to blame. Scale it and throw the corpse into your neighbor's trash can to avoid the awful smell.

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