Texas has always been beset by a small, hardcore group of lunatics who latch on to any off-beat and stupid proposal. There is no question but that these lunatics will be supportive of any half-baked notion of seceding from the U.S. Fortunately, the vast majority of Texans (we'll call them the non-lunatics) will prevent any such action, recognizing that being a member of the Union is the best thing that has ever happened to Texas and is what makes the state so powerful and so livable (compared to Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia, for examples.) There are other examples, too numerous to mention here.
Monday, August 22, 2016
Saturday, July 30, 2016
Flight Attendant Reacts To Plane Farter
July 30, 2016
The struggle is very real.
Seriously. Planes have been grounded over flatulence.
And, apparently, we do fart more on a flight. According to University of Copenhagen clinical professor Jacob Rosenberg, it’s simple physics.
The average person breaks wind 10 times a day when on the ground. In the air, this is exacerbated by the drop in pressure in the air cabin.
Also, it doesn’t help matters that everyone’s cooped up in a small space.
So, spare a thought for one disgruntled passenger, for whom the flatulence in rows 10 to 12 became so bad, she was forced to pass this note, written on a napkin, to her flight attendant.
The struggle is very real.
And, apparently, we do fart more on a flight. According to University of Copenhagen clinical professor Jacob Rosenberg, it’s simple physics.
The average person breaks wind 10 times a day when on the ground. In the air, this is exacerbated by the drop in pressure in the air cabin.
Also, it doesn’t help matters that everyone’s cooped up in a small space.
So, spare a thought for one disgruntled passenger, for whom the flatulence in rows 10 to 12 became so bad, she was forced to pass this note, written on a napkin, to her flight attendant.
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Sex Toy Town
Proud to Live in a Town Called Dildo
An
hour’s drive from the town of Cum By Chance, past Spread Eagle Island,
there is a large green traffic sign that often functions as its very
own destination: “Dildo,” the sign proclaims, with an arrow pointing
straight ahead.
The
idyllic fishing village of Dildo, Newfoundland, is home to about 1,200
people, most of whom refer to themselves quite proudly as Dildoians.
Where did the town get its name? The locals, eager to dispel misguided
notions about sex toys, offer a variety of theories — a 16th-century
Spanish sailor, maybe, or an archaic term for an oblong piece of
nautical gear.
The
fishing and whaling industries have defined Dildo society for
centuries, and the town celebrates them with an annual waterfront
festival known as Dildo Days (July 27-31 this year). A flotilla of boats
circles the bay, led by a wooden statue of a certain Capt. Dildo in a
rain slicker painted bright yellow. Souvenir-hunting visitors can
purchase commemorative apparel, but be forewarned: The “I Survived Dildo
Days” T-shirts sell out fast.
A
few Dildoians have had second thoughts over the years. A local
electrician even started a public campaign in 1990 to have the town
rechristened. But he was forced to drop the effort after a wave of
harassment from residents who were offended by anyone’s taking offense
at the name.
Still,
Dildoians can count themselves lucky. At least they do not live just a
bit farther up the Newfoundland coast — on Ass Rock.
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Turtles' Escape U.S. to Canada
Smuggler's Crotch
A man was stopped at the U.S. Canadian border with 51 turtles hidden in his pants.
The turtles were immigrating to Canada because of political turmoil in the U.S.
Monday, May 16, 2016
Blog Owner's Post
May 16, 2016
My apologies to my loyal fans and readers of BizarreStuff. Due to a series of medical maladies I have been unable to post bizarre stories and events for two months. Unfortunately, membership declined during my absence, by almost 30 individuals. Hopefully, they will return once they learn BizarreStuff is back in business. If you know anyone who left during this period, or any new friends you think night be interested, please inform them that Bizarrestuff is back and promises to be even more bizarre, beginning with today's post about an unfortunate runner with a bowel problem.
Cordially,
The Graywolf
My apologies to my loyal fans and readers of BizarreStuff. Due to a series of medical maladies I have been unable to post bizarre stories and events for two months. Unfortunately, membership declined during my absence, by almost 30 individuals. Hopefully, they will return once they learn BizarreStuff is back in business. If you know anyone who left during this period, or any new friends you think night be interested, please inform them that Bizarrestuff is back and promises to be even more bizarre, beginning with today's post about an unfortunate runner with a bowel problem.
Cordially,
The Graywolf
Runner Shits Shorts
May 16, 2016
Undisclosed location
A man, running in a competitive race, lost control of his bowels and began shitting his shorts as he ran on. Seemingly indifferent to his malady he passed in front of a crowd of people who were stunned by the sight. It is not known if the man completed the race and if so, if he won.
Undisclosed location
A man, running in a competitive race, lost control of his bowels and began shitting his shorts as he ran on. Seemingly indifferent to his malady he passed in front of a crowd of people who were stunned by the sight. It is not known if the man completed the race and if so, if he won.
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Alligator Maniac
February 8, 2015
Gator's not on the menu at Wendy's but it did show up inside at least one location recently. Last October a Florida man with a vendetta threw a three-and-a-half foot long alligator through the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant just east of Palm Beach. Yesterday, 23-year-old Joshua James was arrested at his home for the incident, which was documented by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. According to police records, he was changed with second degree petty theft (of the reptile, which he had picked up off the side of the road earlier that day), possession and injury of an alligator, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He's being held on a $3,000 bond.
Gator's not on the menu at Wendy's but it did show up inside at least one location recently. Last October a Florida man with a vendetta threw a three-and-a-half foot long alligator through the drive-thru window of a Wendy's restaurant just east of Palm Beach. Yesterday, 23-year-old Joshua James was arrested at his home for the incident, which was documented by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. According to police records, he was changed with second degree petty theft (of the reptile, which he had picked up off the side of the road earlier that day), possession and injury of an alligator, and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. He's being held on a $3,000 bond.
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