Monday, May 27, 2013

May 27, 2013

Mixed martial arts fighter Ray Elbe met his match outside the ring when his girlfriend "broke" his penis with an especially exuberant bounce.  Ray's girlfriend bounced too high and crushed Elbe's penis on the downstroke.  With blood spurting everywhere, Elbe was rushed to a hospital where he is expected to make a full recovery following extensive rehabilitation.

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