Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Lobsters For Meth For Busted - The Lobster To Prison Pipeline


ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) — A Pennsylvania man could spend up to 25 years in prison for stealing lobsters he planned to sell to support his drug habit.
Authorities say 47-year-old Charles Shumanis III repeatedly stole lobsters and meat from Allentown-area supermarkets, including a botched March 1 theft that included a parking lot car-jacking.
Police say Shumanis stole meat and lobsters on two other occasions before he was confronted when he walked out of the store with $350 in lobsters.
A Lehigh County judge on Monday recommended Shumanis serve time at a state prison able to help him deal with his drug and alcohol problems.


Shumanis pleaded guilty in September to charges including retail theft and robbery of a motor vehicle.

Monday, November 5, 2012

New York Nun Steals $128,000 From Parishes To Finance Gambling Habit


Officials: Gambling-addicted NY nun stole $128,000

Published - Nov 05 2012 04:13PM EST
CAROLYN THOMPSON, Associated Press
BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) — A nun with a gambling addiction was accused of stealing $128,000 from two rural parishes where she worked.
Sister Mary Anne Rapp was treated for a gambling addiction and is in recovery, her order said Monday, but she still faces a criminal charge of grand larceny following the thefts from the St. Mary and St. Mark congregations. She was expected to plead not guilty at an initial appearance in Kendall Town Court on Monday evening.
"She's been a nun for a very long time, been a very good person, never in any trouble before," said her attorney, James Harrington. "She did great work wherever she was assigned."
In 2010, the two linked parishes were assigned a new pastor who sought a routine audit, said Kevin Keenan, spokesman for the Roman Catholic Diocese of Buffalo. The audit turned "some irregularities" that were turned over to a county prosecutor, he said.
Rapp is accused of taking the money between 2006 and 2010, Keenan said.
She was placed on leave from her position as pastoral associate in February 2011 and fired in April 2011, he said. St. Mary's in Holley and St. Mark's in nearby Kendall serve a combined total of about 600 families.
Keenan could not say how the alleged thefts had affected the day-to-day parish operations.
"These are smaller parishes in a rural part of the diocese," Keenan said. "Regardless of the size, this would be a significant amount of money for any parish."
The parishes' pastor, the Rev. Mark Noonan, declined to comment and referred questions to Keenan.
Officials believe Rapp spent the money at casinos. She is a member of the Sisters of St. Francis, based in Lewiston, north of Buffalo. Sister Edith Wyss, provincial minister of the 138-member order, said that when Rapp was placed on leave, she agreed to seek treatment for a gambling addiction.
"She spent 9 1/2 months in an in-patient treatment program and has maintained her recovery in the year since," Wyss said.
Wyss said the order does not condone the conduct but continues to pray for Sister Mary Anne as she deals with her addiction.
"This is a difficult time for all of us," she said, "especially those of us who have lived and worked with Sister Mary Anne for her nearly 50 years in our community."
Orleans County District Attorney Joseph Cardone declined to detail how the alleged theft occurred or comment on the motive.  Sister Mary Anne was not available for comment.
"We're not at this point focused on what she did with the money, we're focused on the money itself," he said.

Collyer Brothers brownstone, 1947

If the show "Hoarders" had been around in the 1940s, the eccentric Collyer brothers would have been prime candidates. After years of living as hermits in their Harlem brownstone, Homer and Langley were found dead in their home in 1947. They were surrounded by 140 tons of trash they'd collected, ranging from musical instruments to baby carriages, stacks of newspapers to a horse's jawbone and even a human skeleton. Take a look inside their New York City brownstone ...

Chinese: Get Those Nipples Lined Up Ladies


  A Chinese beauty contest requiring candidates to have nipples spaced at least 20 centimetres (7.8 inches) apart sparked a storm of criticism on the Internet on Friday.
"Why more than 20 centimetres? I honestly don't know who came up with these figures," said a user on Weibo, China's version of Twitter.
"How can beauty standards include breast distance? Do they take women as toys?" Judging women by such rigid criteria is so 'out'!" said TV personality Yang Lan on the microblog.
The contest, aimed at crowning 10 university students in central Hubei province, drew from traditional Chinese and modern Western standards of beauty, a contest staff member was quoted as saying in the Global Times on Friday.
He added that contest organisers had conducted research on the Internet to determine the criteria.
In addition to considering traditional measurements like chest, waist and hips, the contest also said the space between candidates' pupils should be 46 percent of the distance between their pupil and their ear.
China has hosted a slew of beauty pageants, including six Miss World contests, in the past nine years. Its candidate Yu Wenxia won the title when the international competition took place in northern China last month.
"These beauty contests are absurd," said another Weibo user. "On what basis do these so-called judges use their own standards to measure beauty?"  Who gets to make the measurements?

Friday, November 2, 2012

Florida Back In The Weird News Competition


Vida Golac


Over the years these pages have been filled disproportionately with weird people doing weird things in Florida  After a brief hiatus Florida is back in the weird news with a woman trying to smuggle marijuana INTO jail by concealing it in her VAGINA.



The woman told authorities she had nothing to do with the drug because she's a medical student on a scholarship, and was just trying to keep her friends from getting in trouble.

She was arrested by Naples police officers Thursday. An officer stopped the car she was riding in with two others after seeing it drifting between lanes, according to an arrest report. During a search of the car, the officer found marijuana in the back of the car near where she sat.

She said the drug wasn't hers because she's a medical student, and asked the officer to check with the other passengers to see if it was theirs, reports said. The other two passengers denied ownership and were allowed to leave while she was arrested.

On the way to the Naples Jail Center, she told the officer who arrested her he was "ruining her life" and she would now lose her scholarship — "all for something that wasn't hers."
However, jail deputies discovered more weed in her genitals during a strip search. She said she didn't want her friends to get in trouble.

Political Narcissist


Nov. 2, 2012

DAVISON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — The former mayor of Flint, Mich., who resigned in 2009 while facing a recall has erected a bronze statue of himself outside the gated entrance to his home.
The Flint Journal reports (http://bit.ly/SpEobl ) that the statue of Don Williamson in Genesee County's Davison Township, near Flint, is surrounded by six bronze lions.

On the base of the statue are the words: "The Colonel's Inc. Founded by Donald J. Williamson May 10, 1984. His motto 'Success is the best revenge.'"

Williamson says the statue was made 20 years ago and was originally displayed at The Colonel's Inc., the auto parts firm where he made his fortune.

Williamson says the lions were imported by his wife. Of the lion statues, he joked: "Careful, one of them is alive."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Halloween Nightmare


WHEATON, Ill. (AP) — A suburban Chicago woman stabbed her 7-year-old son 100 times then turned the knife on a 5-year-old girl who witnessed the killing, as both children begged for their lives, a prosecutor said Thursday.

Elzbieta Plackowska, 40, told investigators she stabbed the children and slashed their throats on Tuesday night at the home in Naperville because she was angry with her husband, a truck driver who was often away, DuPage County State's Attorney Robert Berlin said.
Plackowska told investigators her husband left her alone to care for her son Justin and work as a maid, which she felt was beneath her, Berlin said at a bond hearing.
"She told the detectives that she thought by killing Justin she would make her husband hurt the way she hurt in their relationship," Berlin said.

Plackowska told investigators she found Justin and Olivia Dworakowski — whom she was babysitting that night — jumping on the bed, Berlin said.
"She had grabbed the knife and she made both victims kneel and begin praying. She began stabbing her son Justin and told him he was going to heaven tonight. He pleaded for his life and told her to stop. But she continued stabbing him until he was dead," he said at a news conference after the hearing.

"She then turned her attention to 5-year-old Olivia and began stabbing her with the knife multiple times. She, as well, pleaded for her life, but the defendant continued to stab her until she was deceased."
Plackowska killed Olivia because she had witnessed the attack on Justin, Berlin said.
The slayings took place at the home of Olivia's mother who works nights as a nurse and had left her daughter in the woman's care before. Plackowska also stabbed the two family dogs.

"In all my years in law enforcement, this is the most gruesome and horrific crime scene that I have seen," Naperville Police Chief Bob Marshall said at the news conference. Naperville is 25 miles west of Chicago.

Investigators found two blood-stained knives; one in the kitchen sink and another in Plackowska's car, Berlin said.

After the killings, Plackowska left a message on the answering machine of a Naperville church saying she had done something bad and needed assistance, Berlin said.
Plackowska initially told investigators that a stalker had broken into the home where Olivia lived with her mother, and that it was the stalker who killed the children. She later said the children were evil and that she was fighting the devil in the house, Berlin said at the hearing.

When police confronted her about the inconsistencies during hours of questioning, Plackowska admitted that she lashed out because she was angry with her husband, he said.
Marshall said several of the investigators knew Olivia after she was reported missing in August when she went to the wrong kindergarten class on the first day of school.
The officers told him "she was such a sweet and loving little girl," Marshall said.

Plackowska arrived in the United States from her native Poland on a tourist visa 12 years ago, said Berlin. She is not a U.S. citizen and authorities were trying to verify her immigration status. Berlin said she has no prior history of violence, although she had a misdemeanor DUI from about 10 years ago.
DuPage County Judge John Kinsella ordered Plackowska held without bond. Plackowska didn't speak during the hearing other than to indicate she could not afford an attorney. The judge appointed a public defender.