Marijuana Teeter-Totter.

Smugglers' SUV Getaway Vehicle Stuck High and Dry On the Mexico California Border

YUMA, Ariz. (AP)

Suspected smugglers who tried to use ramps to drive an SUV over a 14-foot-tall border fence had to abandon their plan when the Jeep became stuck on top of the barrier, authorities said Wednesday.

Agents patrolling the U.S.-Mexico border near the Imperial Sand Dunes in California's southeast corner spotted the Jeep Cherokee teetering atop the fence early Tuesday, Border Patrol spokesman Spencer Tippets said. The vehicle was perched about five miles west of the Colorado River and the Arizona state line.

Two smugglers on the Mexican side of the border were trying to free the Jeep when the agents approached, Tippets said. They ran further into Mexico and escaped.
The Jeep was empty, but agents said it was probably filled with contraband like bales of marijuana before it got high-centered atop the fence.

The smugglers had built ramps to drive up and over the fence, something that has been tried at least once before. In April 2011, agents found a truck that had ramps built onto it and had driven up to the border fence. A pickup had driven up and over the fence, but it was spotted and its occupants were captured, Tippets said.

The agency's Yuma sector has seen a 95 percent reduction in human smuggling in recent years, freeing up agents to focus on drug smugglers.

"Because of how successful we are we don't have all the clutter like we had in years past," Tippets said. "Now that all the clutter is gone, we're able to focus on things that are bigger threats."
The terrain in western Arizona and eastern California has little vegetation and is much less rugged than the land in southeastern Arizona, so smugglers have a harder time making it into the U.S. without being spotted.

Toe Wrestling Ready For Olympics?

Oct. 31, 2012

Toe wrestling is now a competitive sport. The World Toe Wrestling Competition first started at a pub in Derbyshire, UK in 1976. Locals thought it would be a great idea to hold a competition where individuals lock toes together and force their opponent’s foot to the ground. The organizers applied in 1997 to get the sport included in the Olympics, but unfortunately, it was not accepted.

There are no professional toe wrestling teams in existence and no Toe Wrestling League.  It is not yet clear if it is a unisex sport or is divided with male and female teams.

If interested, check with one of the local pubs in Derbyshire, UK.

Wild Animals Fighting Back For Habitat

Wild boar attacks and injures 4 people in Berlin

Not the actual wild boar and not in Berlin..  This one probably weighed close to 900 pounds.

 Oct 30 2012 04:10AM EST

Associated Press

BERLIN (AP) — Berlin authorities say they shot and killed a 120 kilogram (265-pound) wild boar after it attacked and injured four people including a police officer in a residential neighborhood.

Police said Tuesday the boar bit a 74-year-old man on the back and leg, and knocked a 74-year-old woman to the ground and injured her hip on Monday afternoon in the Charlottenburg area of the capital. It also bit a 24-year-old woman before she climbed aboard a parked car to safety. All three were treated in a hospital.

Police say when a police officer arrived, the boar attacked him and cut his leg before he pulled his gun and killed the animal with "multiple shots."

Wild boars are relatively common in green Berlin, though rarely cause problems beyond digging up gardens.

The (almost) Double Nip Slip

Oct. 29, 2012

A couple of weeks ago BS carried a story about the increasing use by celebrities of various 'tricks,' such  as the wardrobe malfunction, to expose various parts of the 'female' anatomy to the viewing public and draw attention to themselves.  These include wider "cleavage" shots and cleavage that drops all the way to the pubic area.  Most recently "bottom cleavage" has emerged, depicting what was once the domain of the plumber.  (See BS story below.) One of these devices, the 'nip slip,' as it has been labeled, is when one of the performer's nipples is exposed, briefly or not so briefly.

In the photo above, J-Lo is on the cusp of a double 'nip slip.  Non-plussed, the singer continued her performance without wardrobe adjustment.

Florida's Visitor Pythons Pose Eco-Danger

Burmese pythons may carry a fascination for Floridians, but due to the state’s historically under-regulated trade laws of exotic reptiles, an overabundance of them is destroying the state’s ecosystem, according the New York Times.

In April, biologists captured the largest wild python in Florida to date― a 17 foot 7 inch female weighing in at 164 pounds. The python was implanted with four tracking chips and set free once more in the Everglades National Park in order to study her behavior. This week, after watching her movements for 38 days, scientists recaptured and euthanized her―albeit none too soon as she was carrying 87 eggs inside her.

This python is part of a larger ongoing study conducted by the United States Geological Survey, which has been tracking a sharp increase of python spreading and breeding within the state. Published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, the study found steep declines in formerly common mammals in the Everglades National Park, which are linked to the proliferation of Burmese pythons over the last 11 years. Animals whose populations have declined the most dramatically are often found in the bellies of captured pythons and include raccoons and opossums. But with that kind of muscle power, these snakes can and have devoured whole deer and alligators.

MORE: Snake Hunting Dogs Rid Everglades of Invasive Pythons
As Kenneth Krysko of the Florida Museum of Natural History told BBC.com, "A 17-and-a-half-foot snake could eat anything it wants.”

USGS Director Marcia McNutt believes the problem is at a level that demands immediate remedy. In the survey, she states, "Pythons are wreaking havoc on one of America's most beautiful, treasured and naturally bountiful ecosystems. Right now, the only hope to halt further python invasion into new areas is swift, decisive and deliberate human action."

African Women Get Panties In A Wad

Photo: Marieke Cambeen/RNW 

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Bulawayo — A 62-YEAR-OLD Gokwe man has come out in the open and claimed ownership of a goblin which has been terrorising women in his village by taking off their panties at night while they were asleep.

The man, Mr Lameck Ncube of Village Charisekera, under Chief Njelele, made the startling revelations at a cleansing ceremony in the village on Wednesday.
The cleansing ceremony, conducted by a n'anga from Hwange District in Matabeleland North and a prophet from an apostolic sect, was attended by Chief Njelele, hundreds of villagers and journalists from different media organisations.

Chief Njelele had invited the traditional healer commonly known as a tsikamutanda from Hwange District and the prophet in a bid to bring "peace" to his area after 26 women woke up recently and found themselves without panties. Chief Njelele had sought clearance from the police to have his area "cleansed" following the bizarre incident.
It also emerged during the cleansing ceremony that the mysterious goblin had been tormenting women in the villages since 2004. The ceremony was characterised by drama and chilly witchcraft stories as villagers took turns to stand before the n'anga and the prophet.

Mr Ncube, who became the 25th villager to appear before the tsikamutanda and the prophet, then confessed that he owned the "menacing" goblin, which he claimed to have acquired long ago to enhance his luck.

Mr Ncube told the puzzled crowd that the goblin had, however, turned "hostile and weird" to a point of going around sleeping with women. A police officer who had been invited to the occasion to maintain order at one time moved in to restore order after some villagers whose wives fell victim to the goblin's "sex" escapades threatened to beat up Mr Ncube.

The n'anga, who was accompanied by six aides, was forced with his team to temporarily stop the witch hunting ceremony as they accompanied Mr Ncube to his homestead to "capture" the goblin which shared a bedroom with one of Mr Ncube's sons.

There was more drama as the villagers jostled to have a glimpse of the decorated goblin after the tsikamutanda brought it before the crowd. The goblin, which looked like a living creature, was wearing a pair of blue female panties, which village head Charisekera's wife, Ms Silvia Marumbe, claimed to be hers.
Ms Marume claimed during the event that she lost her panties in mysterious circumstances in 2004.  She did not elaborate on the mysterious circumstances.

The goblin was later burnt before the crowd.
In an interview after the burning of the goblin, Mr Ncube said he was happy that he was now a free man, saying the creature had been giving him sleepless nights for a long time.
Mr Ncube said he bought the goblin in Chakari near Kadoma in 1983 when he was still working in Kwekwe.
"When I bought this goblin, my purpose was to try and have luck in my life. I also wanted to get promoted at my work as well as acquiring wealth but when I later retired, I then learnt that the goblin had not performed to my expectations," he said.

Mr Ncube said he started having problems with the goblin after he tried to get rid of it through n'angas.
He said different n'angas he consulted told him that the goblin was now "weird" as it was going around homesteads looking for women to "make love" to.

"As it is I did not know that this goblin has been taking away the villagers' panties until today. What I only knew was that the goblin was at my home, but we were no longer on good terms," said Mr Ncube who at that point looked down in shame.

Chief Njelele said he decided to invite the tsikamutandas following an outcry from his subjects who were mysteriously losing their panties.

"Following the mysterious incident that saw 26 females missing their panties, I then consulted the police who then advised me to take the necessary measures. With the outcry from the affected females, I then quickly moved in and said the only way was to invite these tsikamutandas. I know Government does not recommend using these n'angas but there was nothing I could do when faced with such a dilemma. I also invited an apostolic church prophet to assist in the cleansing, which we witnessed today. No one was charged for being found in possession of these things like the accused," said Chief Njelele.

"This is what we expect not a situation where these n'angas would charge villagers a lot of money."
Chief Njelele said he was happy that the culprit who had been wreaking havoc in the area had been identified. He warned villagers against engaging in witchcraft. "People in my area need to behave and desist from engaging in witchcraft. Because of this strange missing panties saga, my area is now known the world over for the wrong reasons, which is a shame. I therefore want to warn my subjects that we will deal with the culprits decisively at our traditional courts," he said.

During the ceremony, eight women from Charisekera and Matanganyika villages positively identified their panties, which mysteriously went missing and were now in the custody of Chief Njelele.The panties were found dumped in a bushy area under village head Pauro about two weeks ago

Summing Up The Final Debate

As the president forcefully defended all the policies he'd put in place that Romney, on this evening at least, so enthusiastically supported, it became clearer that there is no nation in its right mind that would put its foreign policy in the hands of the Willard Romney who showed up to the debate. (Romney Photograph by Marc Serota/Getty Images)  Oct. 27, 2012.

Weapon Of Choice? The Sandwich?

SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. -- A western Nebraska man is accused of assaulting his wife with a sandwich.
The Scottsbluff Star-Herald says 50-year-old Larry Spurling, of Melbeta, is charged with disturbing the peace. According to the arrest affidavit, Spurling's wife called 911 and reported he pushed her down during an argument and rubbed a sandwich in her face.

The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom.

An attempt to reconstruct the sandwich as it originally appeared before landing in Ms, Spurling's face was made by police forensics.  Everyone agreed it looked like a pretty skanky sandwich.

It is possible the couple had been quarreling, possibly over food preparation.  Most sandwiches are dry and unappetizing and Ms Spurling probably told Larry to fix his own lunch, she was going bowling.

Spurling appeared in Scotts Bluff County Court on Monday. His case is not listed on the online court system, and it's unclear if he has an attorney. He remained in jail on Monday.

Spurling's wife probably now regrets having her husband jailed and is thinking about the fine; then again, maybe not.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/10/02/20121002nebraska-man-accused-attacking-wife-sandwich.html#ixzz2AWRIePkV

Cannibalism On the Rise in the U.S.

(AP Photo/Elizabeth Williams)

In this courtroom drawing Federal Defender Julie Gatto requests bail for her client, New York City Police Officer Gilberto Valle, right, at Manhattan Federal Court, Thursday, Oct. 25, 2012 in New York.

NEW YORK (AP) — It's a ghoulish tale to rival Hannibal Lecter: A police officer using a law enforcement database creates a list of scores of women he plots to abduct, kill and — in ways he describes in sickening detail — eat.~~

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~~The federal charges against Gilberto Valle are real. But was his alleged appetite for cannibalism more than fantasy?

Federal prosecutors told a judge on Thursday that even though no one was harmed, the answer is definitely yes.

With one potential victim, Valle "took active and affirmative steps" that brought him to the brink of "kidnapping a woman, cooking her and actually eating her," Assistant U.S. Attorney Hadassa Waxman said in arguing successfully to deny the officer bail.

Valle's attorney countered that her client only indulged in deviant fantasies played out in fetish chat rooms and elsewhere on the Internet.

"Nothing has happened," said the lawyer, Julia Gatto. "We may be offended. We may be alarmed. But it's just talk, your honor."

The shocking allegations against Valle — a six-year New York Police Department veteran, college graduate and father of an infant child — were revealed Thursday in a criminal complaint charging him with kidnapping conspiracy and unauthorized use of the database.

Magistrate Judge Henry Pitman agreed on Thursday that Gilberto Valle should be jailed without bail on charges he called "unspeakable" and "profoundly disturbing."

Authorities say the investigation began when Valle's estranged wife tipped authorities off to his chilling online activity.

A search of Valle's computer found he had created records of at least 100 women with their names, addresses and photos, the complaint says, including two identified as Victim 1 and Victim 2.

One document found on his computer was titled "Abducting and Cooking (Victim 1): A Blueprint," according to the criminal complaint. The file also had the woman's birth date and other personal information and a list of "materials needed" — a car, chloroform and rope.

"I was thinking of tying her body onto some kind of apparatus ... cook her over low heat, keep her alive as long as possible," Valle allegedly wrote in one exchange in July, the complaint says.

In other online conversations, investigators said, Valle talked about the mechanics of fitting the woman's body into an oven (her legs would have to be bent), said he could make chloroform at home to knock a woman out and discussed how "tasty" one woman looked.

"Her days are numbered," he wrote, according to the complaint.

The woman told the FBI she knew Valle and met him for lunch in July, but that's as far as it went.

The complaint alleges that in February, Valle negotiated to kidnap another woman — Victim 2 — for someone else, writing, "$5,000 and she's all yours."

He told the buyer he was aspiring to be a professional kidnapper, authorities said.

"I think I would rather not get involved in the rape," according to the complaint. "You paid for her. She is all yours, and I don't want to be tempted the next time I abduct a girl."

It says he added: "I will really get off on knocking her out, tying up her hands and bare feet and gagging her. Then she will be stuffed into a large piece of luggage and wheeled out to my van."

Cellphone data revealed that Valle made calls on the block where the woman lives, the complaint says. An FBI agent interviewed the woman, who told them that she didn't know him well and he was never in her hom

Tokyo Chef Cooks Own Genitals for Customers

Mao Sugiyama shows off the spread that will eventually include cooked genitalia.

This chef's got balls.  (Or at least he (it) used to.)

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" chef from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.
In most cases, "asexual" is a word used to describe a person who is non-sexual. Sugiyama, however, embraces it as a way to show that he does not affiliate with either gender.
Sugiyama sparked a firestorm of interest on April 8 with one tweet:

"[Please retweet] I am offering my male genitals (full penis, testes, scrotum) as a meal for 100,000 yen …Will prepare and cook as the buyer requests, at his chosen location."

Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley.

On April 13, five of six diners who signed up for the $250-a-plate feast, sat down to dinner. The sixth person was a no-show.

The next day, an organizer posted a blog -- subsequently deleted -- containing pictures of the event. Images showed dozens of people who attended the event just to catch a glimpse of the rare treat.
The extra diners were served crocodile-based dishes while Sugiyama cooked up the exclusive meal.
The story went viral in Japan. Some showed even more interest, while others complained. But Calorie Lab called Japanese authorities, who deemed the banquet legal because there is no law against cannibalism in the country.

Shark falls from sky onto Calif. golf course

(Shark Not To Scale)

Oct 25 2012

SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, Calif. (AP) — Golf club employees in Southern California came to the rescue when a shark dropped out of the sky and flopped around on the 12th tee.

San Juan Hills Golf Club operations director Melissa McCormack says a course marshal found the leopard shark Monday afternoon and brought it to the clubhouse. It had puncture wounds where it appeared a bird had snagged it from the Pacific Ocean, about five miles away.

They stuck the approximately 2 to 350-pound shark into fresh water before somebody remembered it came from the sea, so they got some sea salt from the kitchen and mixed it in.

Another employee rushed the shark to the ocean where McCormack says it was very still for a few seconds before twisting around and speeding off.

Gross, grosser, grossest....

Oct. 25, 2012
Seattle

The world abounds with gross scenes.  Some are purely cultural and are not offensive in all parts of the world.  Vomit is sort of universally considered to be gross, whether in Borneo or Cleveland.

On the other hand some places, individuals and groups go out of their way to make something that is gross to the public.  One such example is found in Seattle and is known simply as the "Gum Wall."

When finished chewing, gum users can stick their chewed gum to a wall, with 1,000's of other noxious blobs deposited there by other gum chewers.  This is what it looks like.

A Lotta Hogwash

                                         

October 25, 2012

Brockton                              "Porkchop"

A pig's plight was the subject of a court hearing in Brockton Wednesday as an owner is trying to seek his pet's release from city officials.

Anthony Ruiz said his 3-year-old pot-bellied pig named "Porkchop" was taken by Brockton Animal Control officials Friday morning after many months of battling the city over having the pig at his home.

An animal control official confirmed yesterday that the pig was being held, but referred questions to the city’s Health Department. Health Department officials did not return requests for comment.

At a court hearing yesterday, Ruiz argued that he was in the process of relocating "Porkchop" to a friend’s Easton farm when animal control officials lured him away and took custody of him.

"I was never given an opportunity to remove the pig from Brockton because he was stolen," an upset Ruiz told Metro yesterday. "Now they’re holding my property and that’s unlawful."

Ruiz said a judge gave him until next week to secure paperwork that documents "Porkchop" would be allowed in his new town and legal under regulations. Only then would the pig be released, Ruiz said.

Ruiz said he's paid many citations in the past, consisting of $15 to $25, as the city has attempted to keep his pig penned. Recently, the city told Ruiz "Porkchop" had to leave the city by Oct. 19. He said he was getting ready to relocate the pig that morning and left him at his brother’s nearby yard to load up his car. That’s when "Porkchop" disappeared.

Some neighbors have complained about the pig's presence, but others have enjoyed having the swine around, Ruiz said.

"That pig brings a lot of joy to the city. I take that pig everywhere, car shows, I take him to work with me … I take him to the beach, people just enjoy him," Ruiz said. "They're wasting all this time and paperwork over nothing."                                                                                            

Muscle Show - Off

Eat your heart out, Popeye

Mustafa Ismail has a right upper-arm circumference of 63.5 cm (25 in) flexed and 60.96 cm (24 in) non-flexed and a left upper-arm circumference of 64.77 cm (25.5 in) flexed and 62.23 cm (24.5 in) non-flexed.

He lives near Boston and has just been declared as the man with largest biceps in the world by Guinness.

The measurement of his muscles – the biceps and triceps – were taken in Franklin, and verified on November 24, 2011.  

Ismail said he spends roughly half his salary on protein shakes and natural testosterone tablets

He has worked out about two hours a day, for ten years. That's about 7,300 hours of work to look so bizarre.  Bravo Mustaf....

Womb For Sale To Highest Bidder

Oct. 25, 2012

By losing something, Catarina Migliorini could gain $780,000.  She's selling womb on the hoof.

The 20-year-old Brazilian woman has been auctioning off her virginity online for the past few weeks and a man from Japan known as "Natsu" came out on top with the winning bid.
Natsu beat out five other bidders after a feverish final day where the price of Migliorini's virtue jumped from $190,000 on Oct. 23 to the final $780,000 price tag.

The news wasn't so good for her male counterpart, Alex Stepanov, whose virginity only racked up $3,000 from a woman in Brazil named "Nene B."

Although Migliorini, a physical education student, has claimed to media that she planned to donate as much as 90 percent of the auction price to charities that will build homes in the Brazilian state of Santa Catarina, even auction organizer Justin Sisely, who devised the plan for a proposed documentary, was skeptical.

"I was surprised she said that because in all my dealings with her, she made it clear that it was a business decision for her," Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely told The Huffington Post recently. "Now, given how big this story is in Brazil, she's trapped. If she doesn't give any money to charity, she's going to look bad."

The New Cleavage

Oct. 23, 2012

As celebrity models and movie stars increasingly vie with one another to grab the spotlight and keep the public focused on them, they resort to more, and more extensive displays of formerly forbidden body parts.  Under the guise of wardrobe malfunctions and other flimsy explanations they get more and more of themselves more and more naked.

Not so long ago to be able to see on TV or the Internet a naked boob was verboten and could result in fines and other punishment by the morals authorities.  Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" during a half-time program of the Super Bowl resulted in a large fine for the TV network but set off a competition among the beautiful people to see who could display more and more with less and less clothing.  Near nudity (NN) become a veritable cottage industry and was epitomized by cleavage, which really translates as the disappearance of cleavage to be replaced by the fully naked boob, with nipples.

Cleavage became more and more risqué with the "nip slip" gaining in popularity among such notables as Eva Longoria, Madonna, and Sofia Vergara.

So who could be surprised by the next evolutionary development in the bare it all industry: "bottom cleavage."

This new fad is in its infancy and who knows how far it can go, sort of like the 'up skirt' amateur photography movement.

BS is proud to be among the first, if not the first, blog to bring you "bottom cleavage."

PS: We encourage our readers who might have some knowledge of the provenance of this photo to explain the odd device being used to hold the left cheek of the garment in place.

Nation of Dolts

Thirteen Italians die in bloody start to hunting season

ROME - Italian hunting enthusiasts have killed 13 people and wounded 33 in shooting accidents since the season opened in September, increasing pressure to reform antiquated hunting laws.  Here, an anonymous man is going hunting in what appears to be a museum or shop.

STUPID - STUPID - STUPID - STUPID!

Report: NM inmate steals money walking out of jail

Oct 23 2012

SANTA FE, N.M. — A New Mexico inmate on his way out of jail was quickly thrown back in after authorities say he stole another inmate's cash then treated himself to a hearty lunch.
The Santa Fe County Sheriff's Office told TV that 20-year-old Frank Rodriguez-Tapia swiped $80 in cash while a guard's back was turned as Rodriguez-Tapia was walking out of jail. The money belonged to another inmate who was just coming into the Santa Fe jail and going through booking.
Police say Rodriguez-Tapia was supposed to report immediately to the electronic monitoring office, but bought lunch instead at Blake's Lotaburger. He later admitted to the theft, turned over the remaining $67 and was sent back to jail.

An expensive lunch:

He could have eaten at home with his family (shown above) although his mother is a nag;*This may not be his biological family.
He could have borrowed money from the new inmate;
He could have robbed Blake's Lotaburger.

Rodriguez-Tapia is now facing new larceny charges.
It was unclear if he had an attorney.
It was also unclear if he had a brain.

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Police: Costumed Pa. girl mistaken for skunk, shot

FREEDOM, Pa. (AP) — Police say a costumed 9-year-old girl was accidentally shot outside a western Pennsylvania home during a Halloween party by a relative who thought she was a skunk.

New Sewickley Township police say the girl was over a hillside and wearing a black costume and a black hat with a white tassel. Chief Ronald Leindecker says a male relative mistook her for a skunk and fired a shotgun, hitting her in the shoulder Saturday night.

Leindecker tells the Beaver County Times (http://bit.ly/QzCkxj ) that the girl was alert and talking when she was flown to a hospital in Pittsburgh, about 30 miles away. Her condition was unavailable.

Leindecker says the man hadn't been drinking and he doesn't know whether charges will be filed.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Police-Costumed-Pa-girl-mistaken-for-skunk-shot-3969212.php#ixzz29zQJbEhe

Jesus On the Loose Again

Oct.20, 2012

Recent, apparently dramatic public appearances of Jesus: Beeville, Tex.; August (Jesus in a breakfast taco). Belfast, Northern Ireland; August (Jesus on a tree stump in the Belfast City Cemetery). Sunderland, England; June (Jesus among the peeling paint on the door of a Chinese-food takeout stand). Port St. Lucie, Fla.; May (Jesus on the television show "The Bachelor" -- at least as per a woman's photo of the TV screen during the show). Splendora, Tex.; May (mold on a bathroom wall). New Orleans; April (Jesus in a shadow cast through a chandelier in the Ursuline Academy Chapel). Charleston, S.C.; April (Jesus on the back of a dead stingray). Clermont, Fla.; March (Jesus on an electric company meter at the Torchlite RV Park). Beeville: [KENS-TV (San Antonio), 8-6-2012] Belfast: [UTV New Media (Belfast), 8-9-2012] Sunderland: [Sunderland Echo, 6-28-2012] Port St. Lucie: [WPBF-TV (West Palm Beach), 5-15-2012] Splendora: [KTRK-TV (Houston), 5-31-2012] New Orleans: [WWL-TV via KTHV-TV (Little Rock, Ark.), 4-3-2012] Charleston: [Beaufort Gazette, 4-2-2012] Clermont: [WKMG-TV (Orlando), 3-21-2012]
The photo depicted here is definitely not that of Jesus.  It is of a model, Sofia Vergara, who suffered one of those now frequent wardrobe malfunctions at some public charity event.  "Bare Boobs and Asses for Sleep Apnea."  The strange part of the photo is what appears to be the head of a male penis pushing against the left ass cheek of the model.  If she didn't notice that her ass was in the air she probably didn't notice the "stuffy" either.

To contact Jesus directly call one or more of the above locations, or, go there to see for yourself.

Step Back Inside Sir; Let's Try A Different Size

Clerks rip clothes off shoplifting suspect

Oct 20 2012 

Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) — A worker at a 7-Eleven in Brooklyn has lost his job after he and other store employees were recorded ripping the clothes off a suspected shoplifter.

The video was recorded by a bystander Wednesday, and then promptly posted on the Internet.
It begins with two clerks dragging the man back into the store and continues as they try to wrestle him into submission.

In the process, his shirt is ripped off, his pants fall down and he is left struggling in his boxers. One worker appears to bite the man on the shoulder. Another tries to yank him up by his underwear, a real 'wedgie.'

Through it all, the man shouts "I got nothing, man!" while disbelieving patrons alternate between laughing and shouting at the clerks to let the man go.

"Somebody call the police. This is ridiculous!" one patron shouts.

A 7-Eleven spokeswoman told reporters the chain found the video horrifying. The company fired one worker and will retrain two others.

Not a suspect, just a spectator, and fully clothed.

Police said the shoplifting suspect was already wanted in another case. He faces charges including robbery and assault.  He did the cops a favor by turning himself in at the 7-Eleven.

Big Tex Up In Smoke

DALLAS (AP) — The man who provides the voice for Big Tex, the giant cowboy at the State Fair of Texas, was greeting people with his usual "Howdy, folks!" in a slow drawl Friday when someone rushed into his trailer to tell him the towering fair icon was on fire.

"It moved quickly," Bill Bragg said of the fire that engulfed the 52-foot-tall structure, leaving not much more than its charred metal frame behind. "It was a quick end."

This year's fair was supposed to be a celebration for Big Tex, marking his 60th birthday. Instead, the beloved cowboy was hauled from the grounds on a flatbed truck two days before the end of the fair in a procession resembling a funeral.

The cowboy with the 75-gallon hat and 50-pound belt buckle always was easy to spot and served as a popular meeting place for people coming to the fair or attending the annual Texas-Oklahoma football game at the nearby Cotton Bowl. But all that remained by noon Friday were hands and shirt leaves on a burned skeleton.

The structure was removed Friday in essentially the same way workers put it up every year — with a crane that slowly lowers it. Only this time, the steel skeleton was covered with a tarp.

Big Tex was actually built in 1949 as a giant Santa Claus for a Christmas celebration in Kerens, 60 miles south of Dallas. Intrigued by the idea of a towering cowboy, the State Fair paid $750 for the structure, which debuted as Big Tex in 1952.

Big Tex is inextricably linked to the State Fair. The State Fair website is www.bigtex.com, and visitors to the site see their cursor turn into an image of Big Tex's head, clad in a cowboy hat. The fair's Twitter account features the cowboy's image as well.

Man Loses Dick - Life Goes On

Oct. 19, 2012

Dennis, a young man, was misdiagnosed by doctors as having "dick" cancer.  He had to have his penis cut off completely.  The video below allows Dennis to tell his own story, in his own way and what his life is like now, sans dick but with lots of money from his doctor's insurance company.

Why Didn't They Do It In The Road? No one would have been watching.

Florida couple has sex on restaurant table, man arrested for refusing to pay bill 

Jeremie Calo, 32, and an unnamed companion had sex on an outdoor table in full view of other patrons, Orlando police said, though Calo was arrested for not paying his bill.

By Victoria Cavaliere / NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Wednesday, October 17, 2012, 9:32 AM

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Jeremie Calo (inset) was arrested after he and an unnamed companion had sex on an outdoor table in full view of other patrons, but was charged only for not paying for his meal..

Unsuspecting diners at an Orlando restaurant got more than they bargained for when a dinner date turned X-rated on a patio table.
Jeremie Calo, 32, and his unnamed companion “were having sex on a table in view of minor(s),” Orlando police told WKMG-TV.
Patrons tried to shield their children and went to tell the manager of the Paddy Murphy’s restaurant, Tom Murphy, about the table romp.
Murphy interrupted the couple, asking them to finish their business elsewhere.
Calo replied that his date “can’t get up at this time,” because she was on top of him, WKMG reported.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-couple-sex-restaurant-table-article-1.1185496#ixzz29gpBSF1q

Nip Slips and Other Celebrity Stunts

Dear Bizarre Stuff readers, There has been growing international competition among beautiful celebrity women regarding who can display the most ample and best quality boob, butt, nipple or see thru everything. Those not especially well endowed up-top are moving the 'showalot' to butts or see thru dresses. We, at Bizarre Stuff, have selected 4 of our favorites. We are asking our readers to vote which current star  has succeeded in showing more of her 'nether land' and or milk producers in the last five years.

Send a pic of your favorite, with attention to size, shape, body placement and quantity of exposed flesh.

We know; it's a tough job but someone has to do it. Additionally, if you have another favorite body part or parts tell us about them.  You can even send us pics of your own body parts.  Of all the submissions the editors of BS will then select the best 3 and put them to a final vote by our readers.

To illustrate how it works we are including photos of four celebrities with significant assets: Eva Longoria, Lady Gaga, Angelina Jolie and an unidentified drunk.  But all submissions will be seriously considered.  Those not selected may still request that their own boobs, butts or other body parts be posted to BizarreStuff.

We are equal opportunity exhibitionists.

Editors
BS

The Latest in Cosmetic Medicine

Poop Therapy: More Than You Probably Wanted to Know About Fecal Transplants

It's Monday morning—always a terrific time to think about fecal transplants. (Feel free to finish your breakfast first.) Playful references to this kind of poop therapy keep popping up in the news, as in the headlines two weeks ago about a young woman from Marietta, Georgia, whose fecal treatment cured a raging bacterial infection.

Fecal transplantation isn't a new idea; the first reported case of someone receiving the treatment was in 1958. Undoubtedly, the "ick" factor has limited its appeal. But given the emerging evidence of effectiveness in some hard-to-treat cases, doctors and patients are taking much more notice. So here are some things you might want to know. [READ MORE]

Alaskan Woman Future Candidate For Darwin Award

Oct. 13, 2012

Emergency responders in Kodiak, Alaska say they had to overcome the challenges of a cliff as well as an incoming tide to rescue a woman who fell 60 feet onto rocks when she slipped as she was texting on her phone at the same time she tried to toss a cigarette butt over the cliff edge.

Maria Pestrikoff survived the fall Sept. 17 and is recovering in an Anchorage hospital.

Her friend Anthony Burke heard her screams from the rocks below and called emergency responders.

Firefighters from the Bayside and Kodiak fire departments rushed to the accident scene.
Pestrikoff was just 10 feet from the frigid, incoming tide. She was placed in a rolled stretcher and hauled up the cliff to an ambulance.

No information was available about the fate of the cellphone.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2012/09/27/20120927alaska-texting-woman-falls-foot-cliff.html?nclick_check=1#ixzz29JgtldaB

Killer Hogs in Oregon = Bad Bacon

70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs

By Isolde Raftery, NBC News

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.  

Further investigation of the enclosure by the family member revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure.

Now the Coos County Sheriff’s Office is investigating how Garner “ended up in a position where the hogs were able to consume him.” According to the Sheriff's statement:

There are several scenarios being investigated, including that Mr. Garner had a health event, such as a heart attack, which then put him in a position where the hogs could consume him. Another scenario being investigated is that given the age and health of Mr. Garner, that one or more of the hogs knocked Mr. Garner to the ground, whereupon that hogs killed and consumed him. In addition, due to the unusual circumstances presented by this case, the Sheriff's Office is investigating to determine if foul play may have resulted in the death of Mr. Garner.

The statement adds that family said that at least one of the hogs had previously been aggressive toward the farmer but did not specify how many hogs live on the farm.Garner’s remains were examined on Saturday by a pathologist who was unable to determine how the man died. A forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon will also examine his remains.Answering the phone at Garner’s home Monday, a man who described himself as a family friend described the tragedy succinctly: “What a way.

Californian Steamed to Death in Tuna Plant

Oct 12 2012 

SANTA FE SPRINGS, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods.

The Whittier Daily News reports (http://bit.ly/TmJFyv ) Jose Melena was found shortly before 7 a.m. Thursday at the plant in Santa Fe Springs.

Erika Monterroza is a spokeswoman for the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health. She says it's unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a "steamer machine."  These are used for very large tuna such as the one shown below.

The California state agency has launched an investigation.

Bumble Bee Foods spokesman Pat Menke expressed condolences to Melena's family in a written statement. Menke says operations at the canning facility will be suspended until Monday.

Melena's remains were not available for viewing.

Clown Convicted

Oct. 13, 2012

A professional clown who abducted and raped a 12-year-old girl took a plea deal with prosecutors on Wednesday, 10 years after the crime.

While wearing his clown costume and makeup, Jose Guadalupe Jimenez grabbed the girl from outside a Taco Bell restaurant in Fullerton, Calif. around midnight on January 19, 2002, Newport Beach Patch reports.  She was 12 years old.

The man forced her into his car and drove to a middle school parking lot, where he raped her. Jimenez then drove to a nearby motel, where the victim was able to escape when he went to speak with the clerk.

Now 43, Jimenez has pleaded guilty to one count of lewd acts upon a child under 14 and one count of forcible lewd acts upon a child. As part of the plea bargain, the judge dismissed a charge of aggravated sexual assault against a child.

If Jimenez had been convicted at trial, he could have faced 25 years to life in prison. By pleading guilty, he received a sentence of 10 years, so that after 4 to 6 years he'll probably be back on the street, looking for young girls.

Jimenez was arrested in 2011, when a DNA analysis linked him to the attack.

Strippers and Pole Dancers for the Dead in Taiwan

Oct. 12, 2012

It is commonplace in many countries throughout the world to honor the dead with gifts of food, jewelry and other artifacts.  Taiwan has taken this practice to a more modern, sexier level by hiring strippers to remove their clothing and dance or pole dance for the benefit of the dead.

When the funeral is a moving procession, flat-bed trucks that serve as mobile stages, drive alongside  the mourners as the strippers perform.  In some cases fully nude dancers can be observed but this is more common in rural areas.  Public officials in Taipei have attempted to discourage full nudity in larger urban areas.

Why Courts Are Clogged

Pa. woman suing lawmaker over small cake prize

Oct 12 2012 

PITTSBURGH (AP) — A Pittsburgh woman is suing Democratic state Rep. Jake Wheatley, saying he only coughed up half of the $200 prize he promised the winner of a community day cake-baking contest.

Fifty-five-year-old Democrat Denise Robinson says the dispute isn't about the $100, it's about the principle.

The paralegal says, "If my state rep will breach a contract for $200, then what is he doing for $200,000."

Wheatley tells the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review (http://bit.ly/Q5biLZ ) that the whole thing is a misunderstanding.

Wheatley acknowledges fliers for the Sept. 8 event tout a $200 prize, but says contestants were told the prize would depend on the number of entrants who paid $10 each. He says the prize was smaller because fewer people entered than expected.

Robinson says Wheatley should honor the flier.

So does the rest of the world.  $100.........jeez!

Sheep Rule in Senegal - hmmmm.

Oct. 11, 2012 DAKAR, Senegal (AP) — The street level of Ousmane Ndiaye's building features a fabric shop. He and his family live in a posh apartment on the second floor. Their upstairs neighbors? His beloved ram Billal and 10 other sheep.

Here his animals prance on a sunny outdoor terrace well above the commotion of buses and vendors below, and only rarely use the building's winding staircase.
Billal is fed the family's dinner leftovers, and Ndiaye jokes that his wife is jealous of his sheep. The family even foregoes potential rental income by leaving the upper level of their building unfinished.
"I could rent this place out for 250,000 francs ($500) a month, but I prefer to keep Billal and my sheep here," says Ndiaye, 60, sporting a royal blue boubou as he strokes the head of the sheep he hopes will become a reality television star.

In a nation where sheep are given names and kept inside homes as companion animals, the most popular television show is "Khar Bii," or literally, "This Sheep," in the local Wolof language.
It's an American Idol-style nationwide search for Senegal's most perfect specimen. Now in its fourth season, the show airs several times a week in the months leading up to Eid al-Adha, or Tabaski, as it's known here.

The feast of sacrifice is when Muslims around the world slaughter animals in remembrance of Abraham's near-sacrifice of his son.

In Senegal, the sheep's ties to the important religious holiday have made them a part of many urban families in this predominantly Muslim country of 12.8 million people. Still, every family that can sacrifices a ram at Tabaski, when an estimated 712,000 sheep will be purchased for slaughter. Some 240,000 of those are in the Dakar region alone, where supermarkets are already offering scratch tickets for a chance to win a free Tabaski sheep.

"The Senegalese are really into their sheep," says Fadilou Keita, 28, who lives with six of them by night at his Dakar home. The financial analyst carries his iPad in one hand and sticks his other in the mouth of Aziz to drag him toward the weigh-in scale. "This is my passion."
The finalists from each region of the country now face off later this month for a chance to win 2,000,000 francs ($4,000) and the extra prestige to their future breeding credentials, said veterinarian Dr. Mamadou Ba, a consultant for one of the program's sponsors.

The TV show's Facebook page has nearly 9,000 fans. The sheer volume of entries and its loyal viewership are testaments to just how much the Senegalese love their sheep.
As the country has urbanized, many have kept alive the tradition of sheep raising. It's not unusual to see them grazing in an urban traffic circle or seeking shade near cars at a taxi rank.

The TV show "Khar Bii" follows a team of judges as they make housecalls to scope out potential candidates for regional finals. Trekking down sandy side streets and up on to rooftops, the crews set off in search of an animal with both size and composure.
In one Dakar neighborhood, the "Khar Bii" team ducks under lines of clothes drying in a courtyard reeking of urine until the ram named Cherif is brought out of his pen.
A staffer with a face mask uses a rectal thermometer to be sure the animal is healthy enough for the competition. It takes a total of four people to keep Cherif still while they measure him in length.
The finalists from home visits then square off at regional finals, where one doting owner even brought a special umbrella to protect his sheep Dogo from the blazing sun overhead.

"Some people love cats, some people love dogs. Here we have sheep," says Abou Aziz Mare, 27, who says he spends three to four hours a day on his terrace with his animals. "I live with him like a close friend," he says of Dogo.

Samba Fall, 44, keeps seven sheep at his home in Dakar's Medina neighborhood though his clear favorite is blue-eyed Papis General Fall.
"He is like my little son," Fall says, stroking Papis between his horns. "I prefer being with my sheep to being with people. Sheep don't talk about insignificant things."

Some sheep in Senegal's capital are fed cardboard cartons to line their bellies or are forced to scrounge for trash. Fall says he spoils his sheep by mixing up a medley of corn, millet, beans and sorghum.
"Across the house he hears the pieces dropping into the bowl and comes to find me," he says with a proud smile.

Papis General Fall is among the nine finalists in one Dakar neighborhood when he is led out of his pen on a rope and brought past the judges before being given a bag of food to keep him busy while the other finalists are trotted out one by one to the loud beats of a drum circle.
An audience in white plastic lawn chairs waves fans in the heat as the announcer calls out each animal's measurements and owner's name.

Each ram competing on "Khar Bii" is graded on a series of physical criteria — including up to five points awarded for the symmetry of its testicles and another 5 points possible for the quality of its coat. How well the sheep marches with his owner is another 10 points.
And overall size is key: Papis General Fall at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) failed to advance, and the neighborhood prize went to Alassane — a ram weighing in at 280 pounds (127 kilograms).
The victor had a snow-white coat and red collar with his name embroidered in green and yellow letters — the colors of the Senegalese flag.

Even for the sheep who don't win cash prizes, there is still plenty of love. Lamine Diop, a 33-year-old post office worker, keeps a photo of Eto'o on his cell phone.
"I treat him like a brother," Diop says of the animal named for Cameroonian soccer player Samuel Eto'o. "A sheep is a part of the family. When the sheep is sick, it's like a member of the family is sick."