Sunday, February 16, 2014

Leave lady alone if she farts

Feb.16, 2014
Helena, MT
Helena City Police officers responded to a 1 a.m. Saturday call of an assault at 407 Madison St.
According to Helena Police Corporal Kevin Carlson, the complainant, Anthony Allen, 33, had picked up a couple of ladies at a local bar Friday night and brought them home with him.
One of the ladies, with a huge butt, “decided” to fart, according to Carlson.  It was a humongous, foul smelling fart and Allen told her to leave for fear his home could be incinerated if someone struck a match. She then punched Allen in the face. 
He called the cops to report the assault.
When officers arrived at Allen’s apartment they found evidence of marijuana and pipes and charged him with misdemeanor possession of drugs and paraphernalia.

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