Sunday, September 27, 2009

Holy Roller - Getting High On The Bible


Teen uses Bible page to roll marijuana cigarette

September 21, 2009

A 16-year-old boy who used a page from his Bible as a rolling paper for a marijuana joint was charged with drug possession, an Erie County sheriff deputy's report said.

The boy's mother called deputies at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday, asking them to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101.

The mother said she saw her son smoking in his bedroom and found a small bag of marijuana in his night stand, the report said.

The mother told deputies her son "was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible, taken from Exodus." the report said. A state psychologist said the boy may have chosen Exodus because he was thinking about running away from home.

The sheriff told the psychologist to shut up and go back to her cubicle.

Deputies confiscated the bag of marijuana but curiously left the Bible behind.

S.F. with ad-libbing by Jbo

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