Wednesday, May 11, 2011

The Devil's Tongue?

May 11, 2011

Florida man busted for overdosing on raspberry Kool Aid.

A Florida man was arrested for driving while under the influence of raspberry Kool Aid. The man was weaving in and out of traffic and running up over the median at speeds in excess of 100 MPH.

The give-away was when the perp stuck his tongue out at the arresting officer, a father of three young children.

When taken to the station, he blew a 1.2 on a breathalyser test. His beverage of choice, raspberry Kool Aid, was liberally laced with 190 proof Everclear, a form of pure grain alcohol that is colorless.

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