Sunday, August 7, 2011

Killer On The Loose - Prize Fighters Beware

Cops, Man assaults professional free style fighter.

August 6, 2011
Bavaria, Nevada

The unidentified man in the photo was sought in connection with the brutal beating of a martial arts master and professional free style fighter.

The wimpy looking assailant almost killed the professional fighter, whose name is being withheld in order not to embarrass him and damage his reputation and career. The "wimp" accosted the prize fighter for illegally parking in a handicapped parking space. When told to 'get lost' by the pro fighter, the wimpy looking guy turned into a whirling dervish of karate, kick boxing, jujitsu, smackdown wrestling and gentle yoga, ultimately leaving the pro fighter in a lotus position, gasping for air and pleading for surcease.

It was not known if the professional fighter planned to press charges or hide under the nearest rock.

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