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Police chief resigns, NM force has gone to the dog, literally.

 Sep 26 2012 

RUSSELL CONTRERAS, Associated Press

VAUGHN, N.M. (AP) — The police chief of the small eastern New Mexico town of Vaughn resigned Wednesday, leaving the town with just one certified member on its police force — a drug-sniffing dog named Nikka.
Dave Romero, attorney for the town, said Wednesday that police Chief Ernest "Chris" Armijo decided to step down after news stories reported that he wasn't allowed to carry a gun because of his criminal background.
"He decided the attention was distracting," Romero said.
State officials said Armijo couldn't carry a gun since acknowledging that he owed tens of thousands of dollars in delinquent child support payments in Texas. Armijo also faces new felony charges after being accused of selling a town-owned rifle and pocketing the cash.
Romero said Armijo is working to clear up the latest case. He said Armijo has not ruled out seeking the police chief's position again if his case is resolved and the position is open.
According to records, the only qualified member of the Vaughn Police Department is Nikka, a drug-sniffing dog. Vaughn's other officer isn't certified and pleaded guilty to charges of assault and battery last year. Noncertified officers can't make arrests and can't carry firearms.
But Romero said not having an officer qualified to carry a gun didn't put Vaughn at risk. "England doesn't allow police officers to carry guns," he said. "Sometime the strongest weapon in law enforcement is communication."
Vaughn, a town of about 450 located 104 miles east of Albuquerque, is a quiet town that is an overnight stop for railroad workers. And while residents say there is no crime problem, the town is set deep in what U.S. Homeland Security Investigations officials say is an isolated region of the state popular with drug traffickers. Officials say the desolate roads in Guadalupe County make it hard for authorities to catch smugglers moving drugs from Mexico.
Guadalupe County Sheriff Michael Lucero said since news about the police chief's record became public his department has helped patrol Vaughn. But he said those efforts have put a slight strain on his already short-staffed department.
"I visit the town at least once a month," said Lucero. "The important thing is to keep a presence so residents know we're there to help if we're needed."
Romero said town officials are considering whether to hire another police chief or keep the department staffed with just one officer. He said it's unclear whether the town will keep the police dog, which had been in Armijo's care.
When approached by a reporter from The Associated Press at his Vaughn home, Armijo said he had no comment, and he declined to grant access to the canine for photographs or video.
The dog's kennel could be seen in Armijo's backyard, and a police truck marked "K-9" was parked in his driveway.
At Penny's Diner, residents said they were embarrassed by the attention the episode has put on the small town.
"There's just a whole lot of nothing going on here," said cook Joyce Tabor. "We have very little crime. It's quiet. So this really doesn't matter."
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If At First You Don't Succeed....Be Stupid Again

Six months after serving two years for bank robbery, an Ohio man was back in court this week to plead guilty to robbing the same downtown bank, The Cincinnati Enquirer reports.
As in 2010, Adam Billman, 28, had gone to the Key Bank on Fourth Street in Cincinnati in July and handed the teller this note: "This is no joke. Give me your 100s, 50s and 20s."
"He went to the same bank. He used the same note (wording). He used the same escape route," Assistant Prosecutor Stacy Lefton told Judge Ralph "Ted" Winkler in Hamilton County on Monday.
The judge was even blunter, telling Billman, "For someone to do what you did, it shows a total lack of brain power."

There was one difference, The Enquirer reports. This time, the teller included a dye pack in the stolen money, and it exploded. After knocking over the bank, Billman first had to stop by the Tower Place Mall to buy a fresh shirt before -- as he is wont to do -- fleeing by cab.

It was not clear whether Billman had the same facial hair in this heist as he had in 2010.  A bystander suggested Billman couldn't get a job and with Ohio's winter coming on, he decided that with three meals a day, a warm cell and pocket change he would be better off in the slammer than sleeping in the street.

Zimbabwe's Great Communal Flush-Out

Sep. 21, 2012

Zimbabwe's second largest city, Bulawayo, has a major sewer and water problem.  The city's sewer system is completely clogged and backed up after a prolonged drought dried up the city's main sources of water.

All one million residents are being asked by city officials to flush their toilets at exactly 7:30 PM on a day to be announced, in a massive effort to flush out the sanitary system.  The one question not addressed by officials is what happens if the great flush-out doesn't work and sewage starts backing up in the one million residents' homes?  "Oh, shit," said one official when alerted to this possibility.

Local merchants were already experiencing a large demand for gas masks and many residents were preparing to evacuate the city.  "This place is going to be a living cesspool if this doesn't work," said one resident who had two toilets in his home.

Readers of this blog are being requested not to visit Zimbabwe at this time and to send a chemical toilet to the embattled city.

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Bizarre Stuff

Sleepy Shoplifter

9/21/2012

His mug shot reflecting his mood, a sleep-deprived Florida man wrapped up his three-day bender by allegedly trying to steal clothing stuffed into his pants, deputies said.
Byron Harvey was arrested in Vero Beach for allegedly stuffing nearly $450 worth of clothes, shoes, a watch and cologne in his pants, as reported by TC Palm.

The arrest report, sent to The Huffington Post, said that an Indian River County deputy was called to a department store on September 10 to look into accusations of shoplifting. The deputy found Harvey in the dressing room where he "heard and smelled" him "burning plastic packaging off items" and saw him stuffing merchandise into his pants, the report said.

The deputy also found six Clonazepam pills in one of Harvey's pockets, according to the report. Clonazepam is used to treat panic attacks as well as other disorders. Harvey allegedly told the deputy the pills belonged to his girlfriend who had been wearing his pants.
Harvey also claimed he had been up for three days straight "drinking and doing powder and pills," the report said.  He said he needed the watch in order to be on time for appointments with his parole officer.
The 38-year-old was charged with shoplifting more than $300 worth of merchandise, resisting arrest with violence and possession of a controlled substance.

California Chef Slow-cooks Wife To Dispose of Body

9-18-12

A stunned jury in the Los Angeles County murder trial of a local chef heard him say in a taped interview with detectives that he had slow-cooked his wife's body for four days to get rid of the corpse after accidentally killing her, The Daily Breeze reports..
David Viens, 49, has pleaded not guilty to killing 39-year-old Dawn Viens in 2009.
The taped interviews were conducted in March, 2011, in his hospital room after he tried to commit suicide by jumping off an 80-foot cliff on the same day that The Daily Breeze reported that police suspected him in his wife's death.
Viens, chef-owner of the Thyme Contemporary Cafe in Lomita, in South Bay, tells detectives that he and Dawn had been arguing and that he duct-taped her mouth and put her in a closet.
"For some reason I just got violent," he said.
When he woke up four hours later, Viens tells detectives, he found her dead.
"I just freaked. I go, 'Oh my God. And I go rushing out there and she's gone," he says on the tape.

He says he panicked and decided to get rid of her corpse.
Here, according to the The Daily Breeze, is an excerpt from the confession:

"I manipulated her so the face was -- the face is down, and I took some -- some things -- like weights that we use, and I put them on the top of her body, and I just slowly cooked it and I ended up cooking her for four days," Viens said.

"You cooked Dawn's body for four days?" sheriff's homicide Sgt. Richard Garcia asked.

"I cooked her four days," he said. "I let her cool. I strained it out as I -- I was in there, OK."

Viens says he mixed what remained of the body with other waste and poured it into the restaurant's grease pit, the Los Angeles Timesreports.

                                                              Facsimile of Wife's Skull

The remainder was packed into garbage bags and thrown into a trash bin. Viens says he hid her skull and jawbone in his mother's attic, although police did not find any evidence during a search of the home.

Sex For Car Washes

Sep 09, 2012

Police bust ends 'free sex after nine car washes'

By Chris Woodyard, USA TODAY

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By Saeed Khan, AFP/Getty Images

Police near Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, cracked down last week after getting wind of a unique offer from the teaming of a car wash and a massage parlor in the suburb of Sunway Mentari.

Nine Vietnamese women, ages 18 to 28, believed to be prostitutes were arrested.

Police learned of the unique partnership between the car wash and sex ring when they kept finding car wash loyalty cards in the pockets of alleged customers of the sex ring.

The Mail quotes Emmi Shah Fadhil, the officer in charge of the area's Crime Prevention Division, as saying: "To get the extra 'offer', customers must send their cars for washing nine times within a certain period. The 10th car wash will entitle them to free sex," said Emmi Shah.

No description of the kind of sex being offered nor any time limit per event were mentioned by any of the parties involved.

The Bare Naked Truth

Sept. 7, 2012

An elderly Arkansas couple, who had recently lost their home to a violent storm, were being interviewed by a local TV station.  During the course of the interview a naked man wandered out of the nearby woods and into the middle of the interview. The couple expressed surprise and the police were summoned, although the nudist made no threatening gestures or remarks.  He was charged with indecent exposure and taken to jail. 

Careless Drug Dealer Sets Up Own Bust

Man arrested after meth offer texted to officer

Sep 07 2012 

LEWISTON, Idaho (AP) — An Idaho man apparently trying to get the most bang for his drug-purchasing buck accidentally texted a narcotics detective while he searched for people to join him in a methamphetamine buy.

Police in Lewiston arrested 37-year-old Aaron D. Templeton Wednesday on suspicion of conspiracy to deliver methamphetamine.

Court records say one of the police detectives received a text Wednesday morning asking if he knew anyone looking for drugs. After determining it wasn't his co-workers playing a joke, the detective arranged to meet the man to deliver $150 that would be pooled with money from other buyers to enable a bulk purchase of meth.

Templeton was arrested when he arrived at the designated meeting place.

Police say it all started with a wrong number.

Need Gifts? Take A New Toilet From Shelf and Exchange It For Gift Cards

Police: Pa. man nabbed in toilet theft 

 Sep 06 2012 

WINDBER, Pa. (AP) — Police say a western Pennsylvania man's toilet theft didn't end with a clean getaway.

Thirty-two-year-old Bobby Clifford Smith III faces theft and related charges for allegedly exchanging a toilet he didn't buy for gift cards at a Somerset County home improvement store.

State police say Smith, of Windber, entered the store on Aug. 28, grabbed a toilet from a shelf and immediately went to the return line to exchange it for more than $600 in gift cards.

Investigators say surveillance footage from the store captured the entire episode.

The Johnstown Tribune-Democrat (http://bit.ly/TlB18o ) reports Smith was arraigned Tuesday and held on $30,000 bail. Court records don't list an attorney for him.

Yeoch! That stings!

Sep 04 2012 

PHOENIX (AP) —

Marcie Edmonds says the bill from Chandler Regional Medical Center for treatment of a scorpion bite was more than $83,000. That includes two doses of anti-venom at nearly $40,000 per dose.
The Arizona Republic (http://bit.ly/RD6bX8) says Edmonds' insurer has paid more than $57,000 and the suburban Phoenix hospital is asking Edmonds for the balance of about $25,000.

The 52-year-old Ahwatukee (ah-wha-TU'-kee) Foothills resident was stung in June while opening a box of air conditioner filters in her garage.

Edmonds says an emergency room doctor told her about the Mexican anti-venom Anascorp that could quickly relieve her symptoms, but she was never told about the cost.

Chandler Regional says Edmonds' bill represents the out-of-network costs for her treatment.

Piling On - Dumb Crook Keeps Compounding His Felonies Until Shot Dead

             Man Shot After He Admits Impregnating His Girlfriend's 11-Year-Old Daughter: Good Riddance

Your 11-year-old daughter has stomach pains. You and your boyfriend (photo above) decide to take her to the hospital. After some tests, the cause of the stomach pain is revealed:  She's pregnant. Just as you're trying to adjust to this astounding news, your 42-year-old boyfriend asks for the keys to the car so he can run an errand. And never returns. Matters deteriorate even further.

Your middle-aged boyfriend totally disappears and it's pretty clear why.  Then the boyfriend calls to explain and apologize for knocking up your 11-year-old kid.

And it gets worse. The man, Gregory Johns, then robs a couple at knife-point, leaving a note apologizing to the daughter for sexually assaulting her.

Johns then breaks into the home of an elderly woman who he ties up and gags for 12 hours.
And it gets worse. He also calls his girlfriend and tells her that the cops will have to kill him before he goes back to jail. Turns out he'd been in jail 10 times  previously -- on charges ranging from aggravated assault to armed robbery.

Eventually, the dumb crook holes up in a hotel in Florida, where the cops find him. He reportedly comes out of the bathroom with a knife in hand, threatens the police, and they fatally shoot him.

We now reportedly have an 11-year-old girl impregnated by her mother's dead middle-aged criminal boyfriend.  If the Republicans win in November will she be forced to have the child?

World Record Bacon Cheeseburger

CARLTON, Minn. (AP) — A Minnesota casino has cooked up a world-record bacon cheeseburger that's 10 feet in diameter and weighs more than a ton.
The behemoth burger was served up Sunday at the Black Bear Casino Resort near Carlton. It tipped the scales at 2,014 pounds.
Guinness Records representative Philip Robertson verified the record for biggest burger. He called the feat a result of "remarkable teamwork" and said the burger "actually tastes really good."
A Duluth News Tribune report (http://bit.ly/PXpUQP ) says the previous mark was a mere 881 pounds, 13 ounces.
Black Bear's burger included 60 pounds of bacon, 50 pounds of lettuce, 50 pounds of sliced onions, 40 pounds of pickles and 40 pounds of cheese.
It took about four hours to cook the patty. A crane was used to flip it.

Figures on the number of participants who suffered severe indigestion will not be available until Friday, September 8, 2012.

Sartorial Jurors Seek Limelight

FILE - July 31, 2012   Unusual juror conduct was underfoot in the murder case of former Bolingbrook, Ill., police officer Drew Peterson, who is charged in the 2004 death of his third wife, Kathleen Savio. For more than a month, the jurors at Peterson's trial have caused a stir by been coming into court wearing matching clothes _ all yellow one day; other days black, blue and green. They’ve even filed in wearing alternating red, white and blue. And the coordinated attire hasn’t been just about color. Once, it was all business suits. Then there was the day they all wore jerseys from sports teams _ mostly Bears and White Sox, though one was a Green Bay Packers shirt, and none for the Cubs. "If they came in wearing T-shirts saying 'Drew's Guilty,' it'd be different," said Lisa Lopez. "I think it means they are unified about coming to a decision."   One thing seemed clear.  This jury was making a group statement in calling attention to the usually anonymous, background role of the jury, and reminding all parties that they were making the final decision about the guilt or innocence of Mr. Peterson.

Sex Inflation Protested

Man complains to police of prostitute price hike

Published - Aug 31 2012 08:32AM CST

Associated Press

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP) — Police in southeast Michigan say a man called to complain that a woman he had agreed to pay for sex unexpectedly increased the price.
AnnArbor.com reports (http://bit.ly/Rw4Wcl ) that police were called to an Ann Arbor home late Wednesday on a report of a robbery. Police say the 45-year-old man and a 19-year-old Ohio woman he contacted online had agreed on a price, but that the man claimed she upped the cost after taking his money.
Police say the woman was arrested. The man wasn't taken into custody.

The file fotos herein may or may not be the man and woman involved in the price dispute.

             Possible prostitute;

        Possible prospective John

According to investigators, the man and woman gave vastly different accounts of what happened. They also are vastly different persons if their photos are accurately depicted here, which they probably are not. The case is under investigation and prosecutors will determine any possible charges.