Who really enjoys celebrating "National Watermelon Day"? Other than Gallagher, Just about everybody.
That's right, cause even if you don't like the delicious fruity nectar
of this refreshing summer snack, you can still spit the seeds at all the
people you don't like and play it off like you were just trying to not
swallow the seeds. There are hardly any other foods and no other fruits
in which spitting is not only acceptable but encouraged and
that is why we celebrate August 3rd for being "National Watermelon Day".
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