Jan. 27, 2010
Hiroshima Nagasaki reporting from Bakersfield, CA
A grand jury today indicted Ivana Trump, former wife of Donald Trump, the creepy NY billionaire, for excessive ugliness. The jury heard no testimony. Prosecutors decided to let the ex Ms. Trump's face speak for itself. One juror was so shaken by the sight of the ex Ms. Trump that she fainted and had to be revived by a bailiff.
While grand jury proceedings are usually secret, a juror, speaking on condition of perjury, told a reporter the members of the grand jury decided to indict the former Ms. Trump because she was rich enough to have her entire face rebuilt, and should, as a public service.
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