Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Church Festival Goers Get Drunk, Naked and Covered in Mud in Woods




Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods

Jun 15 2010

LEWISTON, N.Y.— Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud. State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.

Troopers said he was caked in mud. After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.

Police said both men were highly intoxicated. Only one of the men's mug shots is shown here because the appearance of both men was very similar.

Several civilian witnesses questioned whether the police identification of mud on the revelers bodies was accurate, suggesting a more sinister substance, perhaps connected with mysterious Satanic rites. Soil in the vicinity of the church is black, lending more mystery to the discovery.

Troopers say the men had attended the St. John de LaSalle Carnival on Saturday and afterward decided to make it a "Woodstock event" by dancing naked in the woods. Both men were taken to a local hospital where they were treated and released.

A jail employee, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the mud had a very distinctive odor and jailers were hesitant to assist the men in getting cleaned up.

Neither man was charged.

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