Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Dumbest Man Alive Discovered in Seattle

Police: Man shoots self in testicles

Jun 02 2010


SEATTLE— Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.

She said he was wounded in the testicles and also in his leg and foot. No one else was hurt.

The man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but there was no immediate word on his condition.

A spokesman for the medical center, who was not authorized to speak because of patient confidentiality said the staff had concluded that the man was, in fact, the dumbest man alive,
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Basic information from: The Seattle Times, http://www.seattletimes.com Other stuff from the editor of this blog.

2 comments:

  1. At least there won't be any offspring to carry on the line.

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  2. On the other hand, such individuals provide the fodder that keeps sites like BizarreStuff alive and vibrant. Society owes them a certain grudging gratitude for bringing interest and variety to a dull and otherwise boring existence for millions (well, at leasr 35)of readers, like those reading Bizarre Stuff. Celebrate stupidity!

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