Monday, August 3, 2009
Melons Are Melons - There's No Two Ways About It.
August 1, 2009 EP
The Brazilian fashion industry sponsored a "biggest melons" in Brazil contest in Rio de Janiero, to demonstrate the newest fashions in swimwear.
A surprising contest entrant was a paramilitary police officer from Uighur, who declined to answer reporters questions, saying only that he had the biggest melons. He took first place in the contest while a professional Brazilian model came in second. The model and her fashion house both protested the outcome of the contest, but contest officials ruled that melons are melons and nowhere in the contest rules was it specified that only female breasts would be counted as melons.