Sunday, August 16, 2009
Woman Dressed Only in White Fishnet Stockings Wakes Neighbors Who Call Cops
Wearing white fishnet stockings and nothing else,
Sherry "Cougar-in-training" McNeal, 47, repeatedly slammed herself into a Ridley Park, Philadelphia home. The neighbors heard the ruckus and thought she was trying to break into the house so they called the police. Shades of Professor Henry Gates. Well technically she was trying to break in, because the door was locked.
The police arrived to arrest the naked alleged burglar, only to discover she was a guest at the home. She didn't know how she got outside, and she didn't know why she was naked. Her equally inebriated host had no clue either. The cops had a pretty good idea, and cited both for disorderly conduct and told them to stay inside. No word yet if the President will invite the naked woman and the police to the White House for a beer.