Matthew J. Sodoma, who is not accused of sodomy despite his name, is accused of defecating on a sidewalk in Egin, Iowa. Observing the results of his labor and displeased with its effect, he picked up his own poop and smeared it on the door of a nearby community organization.
When accosted by police, Sodoma attempted to conceal any evidence of his involvement by shoving his hands into his pockets. Arresting officers ordered him to remove his hands from his pockets, to be cuffed. When Sodoma complied, he was ordered to put his hands back in his pockets until they reached the local jail.
The photos above depict Mr.Sodoma at the time he was booked into jail and 3 days later when he was released. Notice the change in appearance and demeanor after only 3 days in the Elgin jail's award winning rehabilitation program.
When asked what made Egin's prisoner rehab program so successful, Sheriff Doorstop said it was keeping things very simple: "You git rehabilitated or you git dead," he said.
Reported by Elgin Police Department
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