Horny Man In Tulsa Assault Bust
JULY 14--Meet Jesse Thornhill. The Tulsa man was arrested early today after he allegedly tried to run down his landlady with a car. Following his arrest for assault with a dangerous weapon, Thornhill, 28, was booked into the Tulsa County jail, where this booking photo was snapped. Yes, Thornhill has horns. The jarring cosmetic, um, improvement is noted thusly in the "personal oddities" section of a Tulsa Police Department report: "Horns, neck tattoos, implant earrings on head." According to cops, the landlady was in the street when Thornhill "attempted to strike her with his vehicle but missed" due to her "jumping out of the vehicle's path." Thornhill was released this morning after posting $10,000 bond in connection with the felony rap.
Thornhill has been looking for a job, perhaps as a greeter or a waiter in a top quality Tulsa restaurant but has not been successful in 3 years. Thornhill claims he is being discriminated against by employers because of his personal appearance, well...umm...yeah.
What the fat?? That is the freakiest thing I have seen in a long time!!
ReplyDeleteI think I've run into his kinfolk on more than one occasion....
ReplyDeleteMe too, they're breeding like rabbits around these here parts...god damn it!
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