Monday, November 8, 2010

Face Garbage - The Latest in Trendy Fashion Statements


Man displays bold new fashion statement, on his face

Falkland Islands, Nov. 8, 2010

An unidentified man who is basically unidentifiable without the use of a large magnet and a small shrink, declared himself available for marriage or other similar relationship in a secret communique that has been withheld from the public. When asked by a reporter for the Dade County Pickaxe, a weekly publication about mountain climbing and violent assassinations, how he expected to get married or otherwise "hooked-up" with someone if he did not publish his interest, he retorted that "wasn't his problem."

He had a point so it was decided by the reporter to leave it at that. So she did, asking that her name not be used, and this is it. (Broad hint: It's Patti)

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