Mouse Found Lodged Inside Naked Arrestee
NOVEMBER 9--A naked South Carolina man who had a computer mouse lodged in his rectum was arrested Saturday evening after he allegedly burglarized a home and later attacked officers responding to a call about the break-in.
Noah Smith, 24, slapped, kicked, and tried to bite Oconee County Sheriff’s Office deputies, who responded by using pepper spray, a Taser, and their batons to subdue the suspect, according to an incident report.
Deputies noted that Smith, pictured above, later told doctors that he could not recall fighting with law enforcement officers. It was in the hospital emergency room where a “physician noticed a mouse cord hanging from the male subject's rectum. X-rays showed part of the mouse was lodged in the male subjects rectum.”
The police report provides no further insight as to how the mouse ended up inside Smith. Smith declined to comment.
Deputies noted that witnesses concluded that Smith “was most likely under the influence of mushrooms.” Smith was charged with burglary, assault, resisting arrest, and indecent exposure. He is being held without bond in the county jail. The mouse was confiscated by the cops, as potential evidence.
Were the cops certain it was not a gerbil instead of a mouse? They are virtually indistinguishable when extracted from a rectum. I wanted to post a photo of a live gerbil here, but can't. So here is a website where you can go look at a gerbil and compare it with the alleged mouse in the ass. I recommend the Burmese gerbils. http://www.angelfire.com/realm/karl/page2.html
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