Meet Carolee Bildsten. The Illinois woman, 56, was charged with aggravated assault after trying to strike a cop with a sex toy, to wit, a six inch dildo.
After the woman had tried to skip out on a restaurant bill last night, an officer from the Gurnee, Ill. Police Department accompanied her to her apartment, where she claimed to have money to pay the restaurant bill.
When the woman reached inside a dresser drawer to get the purported cash, she instead removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device,” held it above her head, and advanced on the cop “in a threatening manner.” He responded by knocking the sex toy out of the way before he could be struck, a classic defense maneuver.
The sex toy, which was not confiscated by cops out of fear of its previous location, was further described by Deputy Chief Kevin Woodside. The item, he noted, was six inches long and “attached to a nylon harness.” The arresting officer, a suspected uptight Evangelical, had indicated he was not "touching that nasty thing."
In addition to the assault count, Ms. Bildsten was charged with public intoxication and theft of services for allegedly dining and dashing at Joe’s Crab Shack. She is pictured above in a mug shot taken in September following an arrest for drunk driving.
Bildsten, free on a personal recognizance bond, is scheduled for a December 6 court appearance.
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