Stupid Quotation of the Day, Month, Year, Whatever

STUPID QUOTATION OF THE DAY

Nov. 20, 2010

As a part of Bizarre Stuff's mission and raison de etre we are proud to announce a new feature: BizarreStuff's Stupid Quotation of the Day, Month, Year, Whatever. In recognition of the surprising amount of bizarre stuff that takes place orally (no, not that kind of bizarre stuff) we mean speaking, talking, saying bizarre things.

There are a lot of stuffed shirts, windbags and just plain "dumbsters" who mouth off about everything, on am almost constant basis. Their words of stupid frequently are carried by the modern media into the 4 corners of the earth, there to assist in the stupification of the general population.

These speakers of stupid come from the highest echelons of industry, banking, insurance, religion, students, and toilet bowl cleansers, to mention only a few.

Some of their stupid utterances go back many years, even centuries. One example is the oft quoted words of the Roman Emperor, Nero, when the City of Rome was burning: "Violin? I ain't got no stinkin' violin."

For our first offering in this exciting new "now and then" series we bring you MOHAMMAD-TAGHI RARBAR, a prominent student leader in the Arab Violence Coordinating Committee (AVCC) and is a member of the Iranian Parliament:

"Satellite TV programs such as those broadcast on Farsi 1 (a comedy and drama broadcast from Dubai) destroy the chastity and honor of our families and encourage the young to take up lovemaking, wine drinking and Satan worship."

We, at BizarreStuff, believe activities such as the above represent the planet's greatest hope to escape the dangers of war, pestilence, disease and the U.S. TSA.