Nov. 27, 2010
TSA - More money needed to violate your privacy
The embattled Transportation Security Administration announced a bold new plan to increase revenues to purchase more unnecessary equipment to transform the agency into the world's largest voyeur. With a current file of the nude x-rays of more than a million persons, 89% of whom are female, (a statistical fluke according to TSA officials)the TSA is poised to enter the porn market but first needs to acquire more invasive body scanners for the hard core slice of the market which is the most profitable.
To raise money for this enterprise, the TSA is selling provocative and informative new stickers, for your den, your office or your car, for the modest price of $1,500 per sticker. TSA hopes to raise $4.5 billion within the next 3 months.
Sorry it requires a magnifying glass to read some or all of the stickers.
The Graywolf
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