Police: Perp Dives Into Deep Shit
Apr 22 2010
ALBION, Ind.— Police said that officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm. Noble County sheriff's deputies thought they'd lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion.
Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. A team of deep sea divers were called in to extract the man from the shit. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun. He calmed down when officers threatened to put him back in the manure pit overnight.
The suspect was treated at a hospital for hypothermia and hosed down in a utility shower before being taken to jail. Officers drew straws to determine who had to take him to jail. Several nearby cellmates complained throughout the night of a broken sewer line in the jail, unaware that the odor was emanating from the cell of the "Shit Man."
A Steuben County magistrate on Wednesday ordered the suspect held without bail because he missed court hearings in February and March and ordered that the man be bathed daily with lava soap prior to his next hearing date.
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I think we should introduce these two guys. There's some real synergy brewing here.
ReplyDeleteLINCOLN, Neb. – A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store. Police said the man was armed with a knife when he robbed the store around 10:30 on Saturday night. He escaped on foot with an undisclosed amount of money from the safe.
Capt. David Beggs said Sunday that no one was injured.
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