Python found in toilet of Nevada Hotel Shocks Unsuspecting Guest
April 17, 2010
LA Niebla, Nev.— A guest who had just checked into a Hammerhead Inn and needed to use the facilities, sat on the toilet seat of her hotel room, expecting only to relieve her bladder. Just as she was finishing she felt something soft, nuzzling her "nethers" and attempting to enter her vagina. She screamed, rape, and jumped up from her perch, to discover a large python relaxing in the toilet bowl.
The woman's screams for help were heard by her partner, who was unloading their luggage. The man grabbed a .357 magnum he carries with him on trips, and rushed to his partner's assistance, yelling he would kill the bastard who raped his wife. He found his wife crumpled on the floor of the room, unable to speak but pointing at the bathroom. The husband, whose name is being withheld at this time by local authorities, pending a psychiatric evaluation, began shooting wildly at his presumed rival in the toilet, shattering the toilet and sending the snake deeper into the drain pipe out of sight.
The couple were quickly moved to another room on the opposite side of the hotel and offered a fruit basket and chocolate chip cookies by the hotel staff.
The Nevada Humane Society was called and came to retrieve the python, which measured approximately 5 feet in length. The snake was lured from its temporary lair by dangling chunks of dead mice and squirrels over the toilet bowl. The Society then tracked down the owner of the python found in the toilet of the hotel room. They said the owner reported she had panicked when she was unable to locate the python and left without alerting management. The python was found the following morning by the next guest, the panicked woman transferred to another room.
The snake's owner has not been cited. The owner had the snake officially registered and Nevada apparently has no law against leaving pythons in hotel rooms on departure.
Hotel officials declined to comment.
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