Feces-Covered Naked Man in Bizarre Pool Romp
Police Blame Booze - BizarreStuff Blames Shit
Buck Wolf, About.com Guide
One of the woes of owning a backyard pool is the occasional weirdo who sneaks in for an uninvited dip.
But one resident of Stuart ,Florida received an unexpected extra, courtesy of his poor invader. Not only was the pool invader naked, he was also covered in feces, according to police. Officials say 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins, shown in the accompanying mug shot, broke into the pool Saturday night, but grabbed a towel and fled when a resident in the home came out to confront him. He then was chased by a police dog, which kept snapping his testicles because of their fragrance. Police say Higgins told them only that he had been drinking beer and vodka.
The man offered no explanation for how he became covered in feces. The arresting officers did not press him for an answer.
Both of these posts add new meaning to that old phrase "Well dip me in shit and hang me out on the fence to dry!!"
ReplyDeleteJust another case of a man being shit faced!
ReplyDeleteI think it's a little unfair to heap so much blame on this man. Wouldn't you want to wash off if you had been slathered in shit? Give the guy a break.
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